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Suave At Seventeen

October 15th 2013 3:16 pm
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It's my birfday today, and I think I'm 17, but Meowmy and I aren't totally sure because she adopted me in 1997, and I looked like I was about 6 months old but then I neFUR got any bigger, (I'm small but swift and sleek), so I might have been 1. So FUR, I'm getting some furry yummy home-cooked-just-fur-me chicken, and being fussed ofur and also getting to boss my little brofur around, which are all wunnerful birfday PURResents - MOL!

I had to spend an oFUR night visit to the White Coats oFUR the weekend because I had a furry bad bladder infection, my furst one eFUR, but the good news is that after they did blood tests and efurrything, it turns out that my kidneys are in PURRfect shape! That is catastic fur a kitty my age and Meowmy and I are furry happy about that. I'm so glad to be home now, even though I have to have this icky pink cherry flavored antibiotic medicine twice a day - some of it gets on my whiskers, but yew know, I think pink and grey look rather nice together. But seriously, cherry-flavored medicine fur kitties?! Why not salmon or tuna - eeesh?!

The White Coat told Meowmy that even though my kidneys are in great shape, I have to eat special PURRscription food now, which is supposed to be yummy, but it's not! Meowmy bought a great big furry expensive case of it but I fooled her, because I will NOT eat it - that is why she is hand cooking me my furry own chicken now, and after all, it IS my birfday, so naturally I get to have the food I like! We're not sure why I have to eat special PURRscription food fur kitties with bad kidneys, when mine are in such catastic shape, except that the White Coat said that it would PURRtect them, now that I am getting older - but still suave, like Sean Connery, of course!

Thank yew to my wonderful, catastic Catster furriends who've stopped by my page - you are all so special to me and Meowmy and I love each and efurryone of yew - I wish I could share my home cooked chicken with all of yew! Lots and lots of love!

 
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

October 16th 2013 at 12:53 am

Hi Roger,

Happy Birthday to you. Home cooked chicken sounds GREAT. Your Mom is so nice to cook for you. Can I borrow her some time? Sorry that you had to spend a night in the hospital, and yucky cherry flavored medicine, oh no. I don't think any cats eat cherries. Good that you're home now to celebrate with your Mom and bro.

Love and hugs,
Mietzi
Purred by: Roger Bleu (Catster Member)

October 16th 2013 at 5:44 am

I'd be furry glad to share my chicken with yew, Mietzi - let's make sure it doesn't have any cherry sauce on it beFUR we dig in - MOL!

 

Roger Bleu


 

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