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Meowmy Tried To Bake Me - I Am NOT A PIE!

January 23rd 2013 6:46 pm
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Yew know, sometimes I really think I need to be rehomed, eesh! I am a huge fan of my little ceramic heater, which is so furry nice to lay near and right befur bed, Meowmy always sets it in the room I sleep in so I can toast myself like a marshmallow right befur I goes to sleep in my nice heated cat bed. After a few minutes of luxurious warmth, she turns it off so I can be safe. I can't sleep in the same room wif her and Humphrey because more than once I have run right across her face with my claws out and she had some serious damage to her eye fur awhile heehee. I also chase Humphrey all ofur the house at all times of the day or night and Meowmy is afraid the noise will disturb our nice, quiet downstairs neighbors. Not to mention, Meowmy herself doesn't get furry much sleep that way either.

I like my little sleep room and in the Winter, I get the extra fun of enjoying my pre-sleep heater time. Well, the other night, Meowmy furgot that she had not turned my heater off - (it is MY heater, I'm sure she bought it just fur me!) - befur she went to bed. Eeeeesh, that is just so wrong - and thank catness, she realized what she had done and came and turned it off after about 10 minutes. I am not a pie or a cake or cookies, what was she thinking??!

She is totally on PURRbation now and I am keeping a close eye on her, because she is obviously confused and has furgotten I am a cat, not a cat cookie! I wonder if I should make a PURRfile on Petfinders and see if anypawdy would like to adopt a nice silver fox senior grey kitty - someone who won't try to turn my sleep-room into a tanning bed?!

 
Purred by: Macy Angel (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 7:37 am

Roger, I would give your mommy a second chance. BUT, use the poor overheated kitty guilty card all you can :) Maybe your mommy will Give you a cookie?
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 4:18 pm

OMC, Roger. That is terrible. How could she just furget about you? Did she think you wanted to be in a Swedish sauna? I agree with Macy. Your Mom owes you big time.
Purred by: Roger Bleu (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 7:29 pm

Thanks, yew guys! And, then on top of it, she took me to the White Coat a day or two later! Eeeesh - I think I am getting some Fancy Feast this week to "make up for it" as she says. MOL Timo, a Swedish sauna is right - and I'm Russian, what was she thinking?!
Purred by: Midnight Son (Catster Member)

February 5th 2013 at 10:52 am

OMC...Whar was she thinkimg????Thank Cat she finally rememebered you and you did not bake to a crisp...You definitley deserve extra treats and brushing after this...

 

Roger Bleu


 

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