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My Brofur Tried To Suffocate Me Tonight In My Own HomeMarch 27th 2011 2:52 am[ View A Comments (5) ]
I am outraged! Tonight, whilst peacefully slumbering under the lovely, cozy covers on Meowmy's bed, I suddenly awoke to realize that I was trapped in there. TRAPPED! It was pitch dark and I could not get out. Why, you are asking yourself? Because a certain large tuxedo cat was sitting on them right where I usually exit. Yes! I had to call and call for Meowmy to come in and free me - she was shocked to see Humphrey sitting on the covers, and now he's pretending that is was an "accident". An accident, my paw!
OMC, Roger. How terrible. That hss crime spelled all over it. You should really call the Feline Bureau of Investigation so they can prove that there was intent to sit on you. I mean how could he not have noticed the big lump under the covers. That calls for payback. I hope Humphrey is in serious trouble for this, with your Mom and with the FBI. Terrible, just Terrible. I bet you will find an apprpriate way to express your displeasure with his actions. Loves, Zeeke & the crew Thank yew so much, dear furriends. Yes, the Fur Bureau Of Investigations is on the case and I expect the results of their findings any minute. I am plotting and scheming my next step, and will be reporting back to yew as soon as justice is meted out! The nerve! Justice must be served! Humphrey better fear the long paw of Justice ! I am waiting furry patiently, so that he will be lulled into a false sense of security when it happens MOL! |
Roger Bleu![]()
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March 27th 2011 at 4:58 am