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My Brofur Tried To Suffocate Me Tonight In My Own Home

I am outraged! Tonight, whilst peacefully slumbering under the lovely, cozy covers on Meowmy's bed, I suddenly awoke to realize that I was trapped in there. TRAPPED! It was pitch dark and I could not get out. Why, you are asking yourself? Because a certain large tuxedo cat was sitting on them right where I usually exit. Yes! I had to call and call for Meowmy to come in and free me - she was shocked to see Humphrey sitting on the covers, and now he's pretending that is was an "accident". An accident, my paw!

Just wait 'til tommorow when *someone* will be pounced on when they least expect it.....

I'm Being Discriminated Against!

Well, even though Meowmy renewed for Plus in plenty of time fur it to not run out, I see that only Humphrey and my sweet doggy angel sister Greta's pages are Plus, while mine is regular. Eeeeeesh is all I have to say about that! Where are all my photos and my nice photo borders and captions?! I wonder if Humphrey had something to do with this? I'm going to go chase him around the house now until he fesses up!

I still say, I am The Top Cat in our house! *scampers off*

I Simply Will NOT Tolerate Interruptions To My Heated Cat- Bed!

The other night was just very, very annoying, to say the least! I was lounging in my lovely heated cat bed, when all of a sudden, all the lights went out in our apartment and the entire building.

Meowmy got out some candles, and we heard lots of furry, furry irritating loud noises out in the alley behind our home. My heated cat bed quickly became a non-heated, regular cat bed and the entire thing was just most bothersome.

Meowmy opened our back door to see what was going on, and there were lots of men milling about, and trucks and all sorts of commotion, so I took it open myself to march out the door to tell them off! Humphrey and I are not allowed outside ever, and we never have any interest in going there, but I was very annoyed!
I started off down the stairs so I could yell at them, but Meowmy grabbed me and plunked me back inside.

Well, I was not happy about that at all, because I am most certain that had I been allowed to go down there and tell them off, our electricity would have come back on much sooner. As it was, I had to wait three whole hours (!!!) for my heated cat bed to be warm again, and for us to have lights again. Meowmy told us stories and kept us amused, but really, as the Top Cat of our house, I still feel it was my place to order those men around and get things back to normal! Thank catness it's all over, but I still think I was right MOL!