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Meowmy Tried To Bake Me - I Am NOT A PIE!

Yew know, sometimes I really think I need to be rehomed, eesh! I am a huge fan of my little ceramic heater, which is so furry nice to lay near and right befur bed, Meowmy always sets it in the room I sleep in so I can toast myself like a marshmallow right befur I goes to sleep in my nice heated cat bed. After a few minutes of luxurious warmth, she turns it off so I can be safe. I can't sleep in the same room wif her and Humphrey because more than once I have run right across her face with my claws out and she had some serious damage to her eye fur awhile heehee. I also chase Humphrey all ofur the house at all times of the day or night and Meowmy is afraid the noise will disturb our nice, quiet downstairs neighbors. Not to mention, Meowmy herself doesn't get furry much sleep that way either.

I like my little sleep room and in the Winter, I get the extra fun of enjoying my pre-sleep heater time. Well, the other night, Meowmy furgot that she had not turned my heater off - (it is MY heater, I'm sure she bought it just fur me!) - befur she went to bed. Eeeeesh, that is just so wrong - and thank catness, she realized what she had done and came and turned it off after about 10 minutes. I am not a pie or a cake or cookies, what was she thinking??!

She is totally on PURRbation now and I am keeping a close eye on her, because she is obviously confused and has furgotten I am a cat, not a cat cookie! I wonder if I should make a PURRfile on Petfinders and see if anypawdy would like to adopt a nice silver fox senior grey kitty - someone who won't try to turn my sleep-room into a tanning bed?!

Bleu Is A Happy Color This Christmas

Humphrey and Meowmy and I are really looking furwards to celebrating Kitmus together this year! I'm furry, furry happy and grateful because Meowmy was furry worried about my health a couple of months ago, but when she took me to the White Coats to have my kidneys checked (I'm 16, and was drinking a lot more water than usual), all my tests came back PURRfect, suPURRizing both her and my doctor. They weren't expecting that at all, and now I am on a special diet fur kidney health, to keep me in the pink/bleu, and I LOVE it! It is so yummy Humphrey keeps trying to sneak oFUR to my food bowl to share it, but that's not allowed MOL! My White Coat wants to use PURRventitive medicine about my kidneys - they are fine, but this special food will keep them that way.

It was a furry happy suPURise fur Meowmy and me this year to learn I was still in furry good health fur a kitty my age, and although I can't eat regular dry food any more because it's too hard on older kittie's kidneys, I don't mind at all, because my new special kidney diet dry food is even yummier. My good health rePURRt was the nicest Kitmus PURResent Meowmy and I could eFUR have - I feel furry blessed.

Fur Kitmus this year Meowmy made lots of furry PURRdy hand-made blankies fur shelter animals, and Humphrey and I lay on them to test them beFUR she delivered them. They all passed with flying colors and I think she might even make us each one of our own fur Kitmus, but I'm not supposed to know that so I have to remember to act suPURRized on Kitmus Day heehee! I hope mine will be bleu, because that is my lucky color, and I'm glad to say it will be a Bleu Christmas this year. *happy purrs*

My Brofur Tried To Suffocate Me Tonight In My Own Home

I am outraged! Tonight, whilst peacefully slumbering under the lovely, cozy covers on Meowmy's bed, I suddenly awoke to realize that I was trapped in there. TRAPPED! It was pitch dark and I could not get out. Why, you are asking yourself? Because a certain large tuxedo cat was sitting on them right where I usually exit. Yes! I had to call and call for Meowmy to come in and free me - she was shocked to see Humphrey sitting on the covers, and now he's pretending that is was an "accident". An accident, my paw!

Just wait 'til tommorow when *someone* will be pounced on when they least expect it.....