November 4th 2012 1:48 am
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I thought it would be a furry good idea fur me to list all my imPURRtant jobs, so that way I can make sure I does them efurry day - in case I furgets one, I can reFUR to my list. Most of them ish helpful things I do fur Meowmy, and sometimes my brofur Roger too.
1. I helps Meowmy wif making the bed when we hash new freshly laundered sheets to put on it. I helps hold them down when she puts them on the bed, especially in the corners of the bed, ash she tucks them in. I alsho helps by laying on them and smoothing them out fur her.
2. When Meowmy gets up off the couch or the bed, I goes right to the spot where she wash sitting or laying, and lays on it, to keep it warm fur when she comes back. Roger neFUR does thish, so it'sh extra imPURRtant I do.
3. If any food in my bowl ish not furry fresh, I paws things oFUR it, like the rug or if I can find it, maybe a magazine or some newspaper, to let Meowmy know the food ish not furry good. She doesn't seem to think thish ish furry helpful, but I tells her it ish - really.
4. I neFUR, eFUR wakes Meowmy up when ish shleeping and ish furry thoughtful and quiet on the bed no matter what time it ish, or even if I ish wide awake, I just waits fur her to wake up on her own. Yesh, sometimes I gets up furry close and stares, but the imPURRtant thing ish ish that I ish furry quiet about it, and nefur do anything to wake her. I finks it ish imPURRtant to get lots of shleep, and humans neFUR gets those all imPURRtant 20 hours of it a day like we cats does - I ish trying to help Meowmy be more cat-like.
5. Even though my brofur Roger ish half my size, I always let him win in games of run and chase and pounce and things like that. I think it ish my job to not make him feel old (he ish 16!) or like he ish not King Of The House, because he wash the only kitty here fur 10 years and now he hash to share Meowmy wif another kitty (me), and I try to always be a good little (large) brofur - shometimes that ishn't easy, because he can be furry cranky, but I likes a peaceful home, so I always lets him think he ish the boss. He hash no idea how much bigger I am than he ish, so let'sh not tell him - it makes him happy to think he ish the boss.
6. I help Meowmy wif insomnia by always being cuddly and affectionate at bedtime - lots of headbutts, happy paws, and chirping - she likes all that and I do too - I know it ish us kitties job to make sure our humans ish more relaxed wif ush around, so I hope that I ish good fur Meowmy's health. I think that ish my most imPURRtant job of all, and I ish furry dedicated to it. We bring human's blood pressure down just by being in the same room wif them - I finks we ish the best medicine in the world fur them - that ish just so kewl. It makes me furry PURRoud to be cat.
You are right, those are furry important jobs Humphrey! Don't furget to count using the litter box every time. My mom seems to think that is furry important too :) You are very sweet and take great care of your mommy and little big brofur. A peaceful house makes it a home. Keep up the great work and I look forward to our pink nose party.
Fank yew, Macy! *twinkles his pink nose at his friend* I furgots to mention my imPURRtant job of keeping the house free of bugs - I ish always on the lookout fur those, even if I ish not allowed to eat spiders and Meowmy always takes those outside on a paper towel and lets them go. It'sh shtill imPURRtant that I let her know they ish here, so she can make them go back outshide. Gosh, they do looks furry yummy, but she won't allow eating them - no fun MOL!
MOL, that's hairlarious!!! You're a furry good kittey, much better than I am that's for sure. I wake the meowmy up, when she's got insomnia I snooze away and it goes on and on. Great job HLH!!
Catzowey My pal. Youza hilaracateous fur shure! Happy MEW YEAR!
Happy Mew Year to yew too, Guido - I hopes yew and yer family hash a PURRy blessed and happy 2013.