Meowmy Tricked Me!

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September 15th 2011 11:17 pm
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I ish writing thish from the vet's office, where I shnuck out of my cage (I am shtaying over night eeeesh!), and logged onto their computer, yesh.

Things hash been sho nice at my house all week, wif lots of extra treats fur me and lots of them inshide my porta-prison, which sits out in the living room all the time, but that didnt' worry me because I never goes anywhere in it sho I thoughts it wash safe. I wash sho wrong!! I hash been finding yummy tuna in it lately and thish morning, sure enough, there wash shome more so I went in to have shome, and Meowmy shlammed the door on me! It wash furry upsetting and I threw all my 20 pounds against it and clawed and pushed and did efurrything I could to get out, but I didn't work.....

Then she took me to that big grey mechanical thing wif wheels on it that makes a loud noise when it ish moving, and put me, in the porta-prison, in the back seat, and she tried singing to me, which I usually loves in the house, but that washn't furry much comfort, nopers! The trip wasn't furry far, but I thought it wash never going to end.

The White Coats office wash furry crowded, and it wash all doggies in there and humans, wif no other kitties at all. I didn't like it one bit! I wash furry, furry brave though, because I let the White Coats poke around in my eye with things, and shine lights in it and I didn't scratch or bite. I did a tiny bit of growling though, sho they would know not to get too carried away. I has some kind of a shmall growth on my eyeball, and they ish going to do shome tests and I hope I can come home tommorow. I misses Meowmwy and Roger and it's not that much fun here - I hopes Meowmy hash all my favorite food waiting fur me and she said she wash furry, furry proud of me while I wash being examined. Oh, and it's official, I weighs 20 lbs and Dr White Coat said that ish purrfect fur my size - I ish a furry, furry large boy!

I knows I wash trapped when I wash a baby in the cemetery wif tuna at the back of a trap when I wash 8 weeks old - when will In learn to NOT go in shmall places just because there ish treats in them?! Eeeesh!

Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

September 16th 2011 at 7:28 am

No fair to trick you like that! We are purring that the small growth is nothing serious. Keep us posted.

xoxoxo Tasha

Purred by: Humphrey Lee Haunted (Catster Member)

September 16th 2011 at 4:21 pm

Fank yew Tasha - the Meowmies can be sho tricky shometimes! I hash to shtay here until Monday, sho they can put drops in my eye and monitor my progress on antibiotics, but the White Coat told Meowmy on the phone today that it looks like it ish nothing too serious, and I probably scratched my eye myshelf *embarrassed* with one of my back feet, when I wash scratching my ears or shomething. The food here ish purrdy good, but I does miss being at home wif my family. The White Coat hopes the antibiotics shrink the bumpy thing and it will shtart going away, but if not, I may just have to have it purrmanently, which will be okay ash long ash it ish not infected.

I hopes yew and yer brofur and doggy sisfur have a wunnerful weekend with yer family - run around the house fur me a few times, since I ish shtuck in thish silly cage 'til Monday - eesh!

Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

September 16th 2011 at 4:36 pm

Oh dear! I'm sorry you have to be there until Monday :(

I am gonna send you panther purrs so that the weekend goes by real quick and you are back home!

xoxoxo Tasha

Purred by: Humphrey Lee Haunted (Catster Member)

September 17th 2011 at 6:26 pm

Fank yew Tasha - I ish furry bored at the White Coats, but it'sh good I shtay here sho they can keep checking my eye and put drops in it, because if I wash at home, I would never let Meowmy do that! I love panther purrs, those ish the best!

Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

September 19th 2011 at 5:53 am

Well it's finally Monday! I hope you are able to go home soon!

xoxoxo Tasha

Purred by: Humphrey Lee Haunted (Catster Member)

September 20th 2011 at 12:44 am

I ish finally home - oh-my-catness, I thought it wash never going to happen! My eye ish much better now and I had a shot from the White Coats that ish a furry shtrong antibiotic and it will last fur 2 weeks, so Meowmy doesn't have to give me any pills. I ish ashamed to say I hissed at Meowmy through the front of my porta-prison when she came to take me home and I cried all the way there in the big prison on wheels. I ish settling in now and had shome yummy Fancy Feast and treats and bump on my eye ish gone now. Fank yew fur being such a good furiend and checking up on me. Lots of love and purrs!

Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

September 20th 2011 at 7:10 am

I am so happy that your eye is doing better! *does a little happy dance* We will purr that the bump stays away for good!

xoxoxo Tasha