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My Noo Year's Rezzy Lutions Fur 2012

My number one rezzylution ish to be more assertive wif my big bossy brofur Roger thish year. I ish twice hish size and I ish tired of hish always having the upper paw in our house! I started the Noo Year off right by hissing at him the other night when he wanted me to get out of my heated cat bed sho he could get in it. He hash one just like it! Okay, so I did get out of the bed, but the imPURRtant thing ish ish that I hissed at him furst - that ish a good start fur me. I alsho shtarted shtanding over him when he ish in *hish* heated cat bed, furry close, and it makes him feel furry crowded, just like I feels when he does it to me. MOL!

I ish also going to try to get over being sho freaked out when Meowmy puts on her coat and shoes to leave the house - I dun knows why, but I always runs to my "office" (the hall closet) and hides when she does that. It'sh shilly after 5 years, I ish not going to see the White Coats just because she ish getting dressed, and I really dun knows why I always does that. I ish going to work on that!

I ish also going to try to work up the courage to shtay on the couch wif Meowmy longer when she ish watching movies on the big picture box thing, because it'sh lots of fun and I enjoys it, but Roger makes me nervous so I gets down after about 5 minutes. Again, I just needs to be more confident and assertive - I hopes I can do it!

I wash going to say I ish going to try to enjoy being picked up and carried around the house more, but I finks that might be pushing it. I can do that fur a couple of minutes, and I finks that might be long enough. I ish a Taurus and we likes our paws to be on the ground, where they belongs!

Meowmy Tricked Me!

I ish writing thish from the vet's office, where I shnuck out of my cage (I am shtaying over night eeeesh!), and logged onto their computer, yesh.

Things hash been sho nice at my house all week, wif lots of extra treats fur me and lots of them inshide my porta-prison, which sits out in the living room all the time, but that didnt' worry me because I never goes anywhere in it sho I thoughts it wash safe. I wash sho wrong!! I hash been finding yummy tuna in it lately and thish morning, sure enough, there wash shome more so I went in to have shome, and Meowmy shlammed the door on me! It wash furry upsetting and I threw all my 20 pounds against it and clawed and pushed and did efurrything I could to get out, but I didn't work.....

Then she took me to that big grey mechanical thing wif wheels on it that makes a loud noise when it ish moving, and put me, in the porta-prison, in the back seat, and she tried singing to me, which I usually loves in the house, but that washn't furry much comfort, nopers! The trip wasn't furry far, but I thought it wash never going to end.

The White Coats office wash furry crowded, and it wash all doggies in there and humans, wif no other kitties at all. I didn't like it one bit! I wash furry, furry brave though, because I let the White Coats poke around in my eye with things, and shine lights in it and I didn't scratch or bite. I did a tiny bit of growling though, sho they would know not to get too carried away. I has some kind of a shmall growth on my eyeball, and they ish going to do shome tests and I hope I can come home tommorow. I misses Meowmwy and Roger and it's not that much fun here - I hopes Meowmy hash all my favorite food waiting fur me and she said she wash furry, furry proud of me while I wash being examined. Oh, and it's official, I weighs 20 lbs and Dr White Coat said that ish purrfect fur my size - I ish a furry, furry large boy!

I knows I wash trapped when I wash a baby in the cemetery wif tuna at the back of a trap when I wash 8 weeks old - when will In learn to NOT go in shmall places just because there ish treats in them?! Eeeesh!

Today Ish My Five Year Anni-Purrsary Of Being Adopted, Yesh!

It's a furry special day today fur me and my family - five years ago today I wash delivered to my new home by my foster Meowmy and it'sh been sho wunnerful ever since.

I wash born in a famous cemetery, and wash feral fur the furst 8 weeks of my life, until a nice lady trapped me and one of my brofurs and took ush to our nice foster home. I had never been handled by humans before, or been inshide a car or a house, and it wash furry scary fur awhile. I'm sho glad it happened though, because little by little I wash tamed, and Meowmy saw me on Petfinders, came to meet me and then I had a furever home to go to and I'm a furry happy boy now!

Today I am having shome yummers Fancy Feast din din and later shome hand fed tuna too - my favorite! Roger ish not allowed to chase me today at all, and Meowmwy ish showering me wif extra love and cuddling - I have a wunnerful life and am sho grateful fur my loving home. Thank yew to my shweet Catster furriends who have sent special wishes to me too - we loves all of yew.

I hear shome tuna calling now - heehee.....