October 8th 2004 4:47 pm
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... but I have been extremely occupied with important business.

This is day 68 of the backyard bunny project, and I am still hard at work. Mom thinks I should leave that rabbit alone, but I am compelled to lay in wait for the bunny to emerge from under the deck, or perhaps to hop through a small depression under the fence and into the back yard.

You people have no idea how exhausting this can be. It makes me exceedingly hungry. I take very small breaks to go inside and request new food to be placed in the dish. If the food lady is too lazy then I admonish her before insisting that the patio door be opened immediately for my egress so I can return to sentry duty.

Sometimes I must go through this ridiculous exercise several times before the food lady "gets it" and places appropriate moist food in the bowl and freshens the water. I then eat quickly so I can return to my post. Of course I have to again wait for her to open the patio door, although I must admit that she makes herself available many times a day for this service. Still ...

I have no idea why she just doesn't fill the food bowl and put it outside when she knows darn well how busy I am. She says it is because of something called "ants." Whatever.

Until my next communique...
Winston