March 10th 2010 11:50 am
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Yippieeeeee!!! I got tagged by my sweet friend TASHA! Thank you sweetie; here is a sparkly red and blue Q-tip bouquet to go with your Kitty Cube!
In the morning mom’s alarm goes off at 4:45. Hoomans say that is insane, but for us kitties, it is the BEST time! My siblings and I usually all sleep with her, so she stays very warm. I can even anticipate the alarm going off because that means one thing to me: BREAKFAST!
Mom heads downstairs with a herd of cats, all playing the tune of Jingle Bells with our jingle collars on. She has to shuffle down the stairs so that she doesn’t step on anyone, as SOME of us have a tendency to STOP mid stair (Chance!) or flop over and roll around in her path (Odie!) I get my morning breakfast with my 6 siblings and we take over the whole kitchen floor. While she is dishing our brekkies up, I always wrestle with my brofur Poo. He’s my favorite brofur. Mom cleans our kitty boxes every morning and every evening, and I make it a point to pee and poop while she’s cleaning.
*bats big blue eyes at mom and smiles sweetly*
Then it’s cat nip time! We get catnip sprinkled all over our kitty condo! After breakfast I lounge in my Morgan’s bed that mom has on the bathroom counter, and I “help” her get ready for work. Sometimes I get to play Q-Tip fetch with her and help make her late for work.
*covers mouth with paw and giggles*
When she’s ready to come downstairs and gather her things, I wind myself around her legs and look up at her, giving her my CUTEST LILY face, because I know it’s treat time! I put my 2 front paws up on the stove and stretch and say miaaaaaooooowwwwmooooom and bat my hypnotic blue eyes at her.
*mom rolls her eyes*
I get treats and send her off to work from the comfort of my cushy window seat. Now this is when the fun begins, because she’s gone for the entire day. This is peak mischief time! She has no idea what I do all day, but you can bet it involves Q-Tip hunts, playing Q-Tip fetch, napping, playing with my siblings and doing everything possible that I’m not supposed to do, such as climb to the top of the kitchen cabinets.
*covers mom’s ears and whistles innocently*
Mom gets home from work at 5:30 and never know what to find… one day we destroyed the paper towels and left a huge mess in the kitchen… on many an occasion she’ll find all of the kitchen drawers pulled open and cabinet doors opened. We are very talented!
*beams with pride*
Ohhhhhh YIPPIEEE! It’s THAT time again! DINNER! We all race over to her when she walks in the door and shower her with love, for we LOVE her!!!!
*mom mutters, you’re HUNGRY. You are CATS, I know better hahaha!*
So I wrestle with Poo again, waiting for nummy dinner, and we all chow down. Now that dinner is done, it is time to ignore mom, but she is wise to us and brings out the laser toy, the Undercover Mouse, Cat Dancer and various other toys to keep us busy and occupied. I have to lovingly remind her that it is “always” treat time, as I chatter with her. I like to help her make dinner, but she doesn’t think it’s as cute as I do when I’m up on the counter. I especially love salad! When she makes a big salad, she always gives me my own, and I chew and shred that lettuce to pieces. When she isn’t looking, I taste-test, to be sure her cooking is fit for hooman consumption. She doesn’t seem very appreciative of my diligent efforts.
*sticks tongue out at mom, knowing better*
Night time is when I help dad with his construction thingies in the basement. I am his little helper! I am also his secretary, receptionist and office manager. Dad has a home office, and I am his best employee! After the hoomans turn off all of the lights, I play with my rattle mice and race about, for I am the queen of the house! One never knows when one may find an errant Q-Tip too! Midnight is the best time to hunt Q-Tips. I get sleepy at this time and drift off in my little bed at night, dreaming sweet Q-Tip dreams and anticipate breakfast in the morning…..
I’ve got to run now. It is very important that I have my Q-Tip gift bouquets ready for my friends that I tag!
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Thank you for the beautiful Q-tip bouquet! I think someone needs to video tape your mom coming down the stairs in the morning with all of you around her! *giggles*
You are just so sweet! I laughed when you covered your mom's ears and batted your innocent eyes at her! MOL!
Oh crap. Ignore that post by "Terry M" she is my hooman mom without a clue.... sorry! It is all about the CATS right? MOL! LOVES!!!
oh my, i am embarrassed! you do all of that in one day! all i did today was eat, sleep, and groom myself * puts his paws over his eyes* uugggghhh
Mummy's pretty sure we mostly sleep when she's not there. At least, that's what we want her to think.
MOL! So midnight is the best time fur hunting q-tips huh? I neffur knew that! And... lettuce???? You beg for lettuce??? Dear child... MEAT! You want to ask fur the meat!!! MOL!