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HEllo am I bernny

One that has nothing to do

it's odd but it's funny that one has nothing to do, well i'm not saying it never happens
i'm just saying it never happens to me. I have nothing to do and i dont know why. My owner feed's me well, i live on a farm and i'm half a mile from the public road. I sit looking out that silly window that hasn't been cleaned for years simply cause you cant get to it, impossible!, the dirt is between the glass so theres no way yo get to it. And well mmmm you probly didn't even know i was cat did you, why should i finish my story you didn't even know i was a cat, perhapps your not smart or perhapps you just need quid pro quo.
I still dont know why i have nothing to do. Could it be possible that i'm having so much fun that i'm bored? is that the reason? i'm having so much fun that i'm bored?, could it be possible? I yawn as i speak to you not because your boring because i have nothing to do. Look my fur is gray i know i know i was born with gray fur but i am getting old my sister and i are the same age and she's getting gray hairs and she's black. Wait! wait a moment that's what's wrong not because i'm having so much fun that i'm bored simply beause i'm getting old i'm slowing down i had my days in the sun, and now it's time to sit back and relax. And the best thing is i'm not bored anymore i found what i was bored about so there's to be bored about anymore......or is there?

worst day!

Today when I came in for breakfast my owners fathers pug puppies all jumped on me there were 4. They spilled my food and scratched me I had no where eles to go then my owner gave me food in the living room enstead of the kitchen In the living room there is piece and quit and no pug puppies jumping all over you. Than after I ate I jumped on the chair and took a rest after all of that.

bernnys world this message you can sing it sing as the opera- Carmen as you read.

I am bernny I have gray hair if I dident il'd be bare I am lazy and I dont care You cant tell me what to do. I sleep all day long you cant tell meeee what to do! I have white lips I have gray paws when you look me you wana say Awwwww you cant tell me what to do and if you dooooo I will Hisssssssssssssssssssss AT YOU!!!