I Just Want You To Know Who I Am

My human is so sad today. She heard the song that reminds her of Dallas. I purrsonally, have never met this famed K-9 my human speaks of. We both have only pictures of her now. Though my human does have a german shepherd statue that wears Dallas' collar. By lookin at it she sure was big! Wow! Oh no... that songs on again.

*sings*
Lookin' back
On the memory of,
The Dance we shared
'neath the stars above.

For a moment,
All the world was right,
How could I have known,
that you'd ever say goodbye?

And I
Im glad I didnt know,
The way it all would end,
The way it all would go.
Our lives,
Are better left in chance,
I could've missed the pain,
but I'd of had to miss,
The Dance.

Holding you
I held everything
For a moment
Was in doubt the last

If I'd only known,
How the key would fall,
I used to say,
How I might have changed it all,

And I
Im glad I didnt know,
The way it all would end,
The way it all would go.
Our lives,
Are better left in chance,
I could've missed the pain,
but I'd of had to miss,
The Dance.

Its my life,
Its better left in chance.
I could've missed the pain,
But I'd had to miss,
The Dance

My human says, that her short time with Dallas, was the best year of her life. It was like a dance, to a slow song. Sadly, it didnt last long enough. She says so many great things about Dallas. I really wish I could've met her. She sounds like a great dog!

I wonder what Dallas would think of me? I wonder if she knows who I am? (hence the title of this diary) What do you think?

Earlier, when my human was crying with Dallas' collar in her hands, I came over to her, and put my paw on the collar and said "prrrrmeah." She giggled and put this giant collar on me!!! I walked out of it.

Silly human... Im not THAT big, am I?

Purrs,
~Chey~

I HAD A KITTEN!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

SUPRISE!!! I didnt even know I was having kittens!!

Heres the story!

Human left earlier and I went about my business of destroying things then took a nap. Well, Human got home today,set something down beside me, and woke me up. Well, there was a kitten sitting next to me... one green eye, one blue eye. Shes got orange fur with darker orange stripes and black stripes and a white chest.... I saw her and layed there.... STUNNED.... I thought having kittens was painful!!! AND I SLEPT THROUGH IT!!! I thought cats got fat when they had babies, but look at me!! Im skinny!!

Well, I think somethings wrong with her.... she just sits there.... staring... kinda scary actually.... even when I brought her my favorite toy, she just sat there. I've been sniffing her from head to toe, and still, not a budge... sleeping maybe?

What I REALLY cant figure out, is the fact that shes got a tag comin outta the back of her hind leg. Weird 'eh?

I've been cuddling with her but she wont move....

HELP!!

Purrs,
~Chey~

Im Glad Humans are the Servants...

Do you know how terrible it'd be if we cats werent the kings and queens, but the humans were? Aak!! Heres a list of reasons why it would be so bad!

We'd have to change they're litter boxes!! Them humans are big creatures! Do you realise how big their poo would be??? It'd be bigger then me!!! Icky!!

We'd also have to clip thier claws. You know how much they'd fight us? I mean, we fight hard enough the way it is!!

We'd have to buy food for them. Have you seen how much they eat?!

We'd have to do this thing called "work"... Aint gonna happen!! I like my lazy self just the way it is!

They'd lay on us! I couldnt take much of that!

WE'd have to pet THEM!!! Thats not gonna happen either...

We'd have to buy things for them! And oh the vet bills!! We wouldnt be waited on hand and foot. We'd have to buy things for ourselves.

Worst of all..... WE'D HAVE TO SPOIL THEM!!! Ahhh!!

Plus then their'd be a Humanster instead of Catster. Say it isnt so!!

Im Glad We're The Royal Ones!!!

Purrs,
~Chey~

What a HORRIBLE day!!!

Today has been terrible! First off, human woke up today and grabbed the nail clippers. I immeadietly shied away from her, but, well... she caught me. She held me on her lap and did the front paws. When she tried getting my back ones, I wouldnt let her. She then, flipped me onto my back and did it that way. I fussed and told her off, but she refused to listen. After that, she started playin with my toesies, and my belly!! I whined and did my "nehhhhhhmmm" sounds but she didnt listen... again.

After that she let me run around the house. I started playing in the fish tank, that got me into trouble so she locked me up in her room. I just went to sleep. Not like I really cared.

She let me out not long after. I continued my day, trying to get the squirrels, stalking the birds and a few other choice activities. I saw them fish again... the feline tv in other words. I just had to watch. I jumped on top, but instead, the top jumped on me. I got in trouble again. Locked in the bathroom. I fussed and fussed, but human payed no attention.

After awhile she came in. She put the cup and the shampoo on the side of the tub, then grabbed two towels. Uh oh... This couldnt be a good sign. I hid under the cubord but she caught me. She stuck me in the water and stated to pour it on me while I attempted to swim away. It wasnt deep but she was holding me back so what else could I do?

I stood there... howling, cold, soaked, and looking like a drowned rat who hadnt groomed in years.

She then put this cold, gooey, green, stuff all over my gorgeous fur. Then she soaked me even more to get all that stuff off! Why even put it on in the first place!?!?! Aak! She started draining the tub and put me in between two big furry towels. Oooo... Warm!!!!

I stood in between those towels, shaking, big-eyed, and my fur... Oh my poor misplaced fur!! It'll take HOURS, DAYS, MONTHS to fix! As I stood there, assessing the damage, human tried drying me off. I would not stand for this. I escape from the bathroom, and told her, "I'll do it myself!"

Humans are so cruel sometimes...

~Chey~

What a HORRIBLE day!!!

Today has been terrible! First off, human woke up today and grabbed the nail clippers. I immeadietly shied away from her, but, well... she caught me. She held me on her lap and did the front paws. When she tried getting my back ones, I wouldnt let her. She then, flipped me onto my back and did it that way. I fussed and told her off, but she refused to listen. After that, she started playin with my toesies, and my belly!! I whined and did my "nehhhhhhmmm" sounds but she didnt listen... again.

After that she let me run around the house. I started playing in the fish tank, that got me into trouble so she locked me up in her room. I just went to sleep. Not like I really cared.

She let me out not long after. I continued my day, trying to get the squirrels, stalking the birds and a few other choice activities. I saw them fish again... the feline tv in other words. I just had to watch. I jumped on top, but instead, the top jumped on me. I got in trouble again. Locked in the bathroom. I fussed and fussed, but human payed no attention.

After awhile she came in. She put the cup and the shampoo on the side of the tub, then grabbed two towels. Uh oh... This couldnt be a good sign. I hid under the cubord but she caught me. She stuck me in the water and stated to pour it on me while I attempted to swim away. It wasnt deep but she was holding me back so what else could I do?

I stood there... howling, cold, soaked, and looking like a drowned rat who hadnt groomed in years.

She then put this cold, gooey, green, stuff all over my gorgeous fur. Then she soaked me even more to get all that stuff off! Why even put it on in the first place!?!?! Aak! She started draining the tub and put me in between two big furry towels. Oooo... Warm!!!!

I stood in between those towels, shaking, big-eyed, and my fur... Oh my poor misplaced fur!! It'll take HOURS, DAYS, MONTHS to fix! As I stood there, assessing the damage, human tried drying me off. I would not stand for this. I escape from the bathroom, and told her, "I'll do it myself!"

Humans are so cruel sometimes...

~Chey~

Last Few Days...

Yesterday, we found out that one of humans friends, is getting a div....(what was that word?)...div-something-er-other. No Matter. I hear that it means they wont be married any more. Humans... why do they get married, then de-marry? Its strange. Though humans seem to have a strange nature anyway. Oh well. Why should I care? That human called me scraggley when I was a kitten. Hmpf!! Besides... Im a cat. Why do I have to know anything about it? I know, it will NEVER happen to Morris and I! I love him too much to do anything like that to him! And my love for him grows every day!!

Anyway... I got to cheer up sweet lil' Sophie yesterday!! With the story of my silly romp I had yesterday morning... heres my story I told her...

"Well. Human woke up earlier, and saw I was sleeping on my scratcher. She put her hand on my back and scared the daylights outta me. I said REOOOWWWW!!!!! Then I fell off the ledge! She had the nerve to laugh at me! Humans... Anyway, I finally got up and glared at my human. A while later I was in one of my psycho moods, and was sitting on her bed. I looked at my scratccher and litterally FLEW onto it and began to scratch feircely. Then I decided to attack the toy on it and fell off yet again. THUMP! Then after running around abit I saw myself in the mirror. I thought it was one of the strays outside, so I puffed up as big as I could get and did little side jumps. Then I attempted to attack that other cat and well...*rubs head* ...that didnt work to great!"

Funny huh? Its true! *rubs head* Ah well. Seeing Morris yesterday, made it all better!! A million words could not describe how much I love him!! Purrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

*Vulcan paw signal*
Live Long & Prosper Furrends!!
I love you Morris!!
~Chey~

I Sure Am Crazy!!

Everybody has a room with the big white porcelian human-litterbowl, right? That is a very comfy thing to sit on top of by the way.

Anyway, I usually sit up there and groom my silky fur. Today I sat up there, while the human was taking a shower. Well... my paws kinda slipped, that thing has no grip whatsoever... and I fell. Luckily I caught myself on the lid and that lever thing, so I was able to pull myself up by that.

I pulled the lever thing and WHOOSH!!!! That scared the daylights out of me!!! I immeadatly fluffed up and took off running. I didnt notice that the door was closed however... so I ran into the door. Owie!! At that point in time, I was so freaked out that I ran frantically around the room and jumped into the shower with my human. Not a good idea.

So then, I was getting soaked tryin to climb up the humans leg but she picked me up and put me outside the shower where I again, ran around frantically. I stayed away from the shower and the litter-bowl. I huddled up in the corner, scared, shaking, soaked, and still fluffed up.

The human got out finally and dried me off. I feel bad cause she had scratches all over her, but she said she didn't really care. Anyway, I was still freaked out, wet shaking and fluffed out. My fur looked like I hadnt groomed it in weeks.

She finally opened up the door and I ran, as fast as I could to my condo, jumped up to the highest ledge, and Im STILL grooming myself!

Right now, Im de-fluffed, dry and my fur looks a little better... Nothing I would want Morris to see, thats for sure!

So, as you can see, my day has been a bit on the rough side. Poor little me. My human said she might make me some chicken later so that might help. Well, actually, she'd make a chicken sandwhich for herself, then I'll steal all the chicken. The only thing that can cure me of my bad day though, would be to spend time with Morris!!!

My favorite quote... (one of them anyway...)
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

~Chey~

Hurray! It came!!

My scratching post condo came today!! The human just set it up!

While she was setting it up, I climbed into the hide out. She had to screw something in from the inside, so she reached her hand in and I bit her! Haha! That'll teach her to stick her hand in MY post!! Then she pulled me out and screwed in the thing anyway. Oh well, there were plenty of new things to investigate anyway, not to mention a HUGE box to play in!

After it was up, she put me in the bed on top. Boy is it high up there! I could bonk my head on the ceiling if I wanted! I looked around for awhile and explored the bed. I decided it was pretty cool up there but I wanted down anyway. I looked over the side of the bed and well, the ledge below that is pretty small, so I used it as a step instead. I leaned over with my claws dug in and tried to get onto that ledge. Two of my paws made it so I used it as a bouncing board. So BOING! I leapt to the ground!

After that, the human had to move it where she wanted it in the corner. She then rubbed some catnip on a few places. Of course, I wanted some so she lured me onto the second highest ledge and gave me some, then back into the top where the bed is and gave me some. Its hard to get onto that bed so she helped me. After my 'nip, I made a flying leap onto her bed and took off running.

That was my first romp on my first ever post! Im not quite sure what to think of it yet. My human says Im spoiled, but I disagree. Im not fruit! I dont spoil! Oh well. She says that this post is proof of it all, along with my new jeweled collar, its pepsi-can blue!!! My favorite! Its got a little bell on it so she gave me a new nickname, "Jingle Bells."

Anyway, I'll give you an idea of what it looks like. Its black and gray. It has 6 ledges with faux fur on them. Theres 6 posts with carpet on them, and another with sissel rope on it. Theres a hideout that has faux fur on the outside and the inside! I like that! It has a hanging sissel thing for my daily scratcher-cises. It also has hanging sissel balls to play with! Its got a spinning scratcher wheel with sissel rope on it and one of the ledges are squishy!! On the very top is a bed thats hard to get to, but I'll figure it out!

Well, thats my scratcher and my first romp, thanks for reading!! You all rock!

~Chey~

Its Not My Fault Im Spoiled Rotten!!

Well... maybe a little bit... not a lot though...anyway today I got a new collar!! Its what I call, pepsican blue!! And its got jewels on it!!! Little diamond looking things!! Im looking foward to Wednesday definately!! The human went on eBay the other day and won me a cat condo! Its 70 inches tall and has 6 levels!! Its really cool!! A you can guess, it comes on Wednesday!! BUT it might even be here before then!! I took a nap in my toybox today! I've got lots of toys!!

Dont worry, everycat will get FULL coverage of my first condo romp!!

~Chey~

My Tail of Devotion for Cheyanne

Sweet Cheyanne, I've always wanted to tell you, how special you are to me. Though I may be a tad crabby sometimes and ignore you, know I'll ALWAYS love you! You're my best friend and my little angel! You are like a child to me! You are the sweetest cat in the world! You are my sunshine and the light of my life! You are there for me when no one else is. At the end of the day, I always look foward to your sandpaper kisses on my cheek and your cuddles at night. Though you may have had a rough begining into this world, I hope your happy now with me! I know Im happy with you! You are my sunshine, my only sunshine! You make me happy when skys are grey! You'll never know just how much I love you! Please dont take my sunshine away. I love you Chey! ...even when you destroy something!

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