It's so hard being royalty!

It really is hard being royalty. Mommy has to clean my eyes every single day. It's inhumane, I tell you. Why should a Princess be subjected to this? I would like to know! Lately, mommy cleans my eyes more than one time a day. OH Good grief!

Let me share a special talent I have. When the 2 older boy cats tussle, and they get to meowing loudly, I break up the fight. Oh yes! I am queen momma around here. I can't have those boys disturbing my beauty rest. Plus, they leave fur all over the floor! I've always got an ear perked for trouble in this house. Also, when one of the other cats gets in trouble, I always beat them up for mommy. She doesn't ask, but I like to do it! Stupid Odif always getting in the blinds, messing them up. When he gets caught, I run over and thwop him! He never learns, tho. I am always a well behaved, angel kitty. Mommy loves me the most! I know it! I sure am daddy's girl, however. He's so special. I help him get dressed every morning, and greet him every night. He loves to pet me. I know he lives for it.

I'm off to eat my Fancy Feast!

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