April 17th 2008 10:32 pm
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Hi, It's me Doom and I'm back.
My last plan didn't get me any tissue but it sure was fun. I waited for mom to get home, hoping to get my reward but when she came in the house and looked at the floor she just started to laugh, she thought it was funny.
"Well I see that you have been busy Doom. I guess you thought the room needed a bit of redecorating", she said.
Where was the "look", the wagging finger and the "voice" ? Then mom picked me up and gave me a big kiss and hug, she put me down, sat on the floor and started putting the paper back in my box. I don't think so mom. I was all over that. I jumped in the box, flipped it over and started pushing it back out. I didn't spend hours doing this to have it end so quickly. Well, soon mom and I were tossing paper around. She would dump it on my head and I would jump out and try to get her hand. Mom was laughing so hard my boy heard her and he came to join in the fun. Soon there was paper flying everywhere and I was attacking anything that moved, mostly my boys hand. It was great. I didn't get any tissue but that's okay for now. I am already working on a new plan.
I have to be honest, I was a bit confused, that sure was not the reaction I was looking for or expected. I am Doom The Destroyer! not Doom The Comedian and mom was not done with me, the day was about to get stranger.
"Doom, come here sweetie", I heard mom calling me from the kitchen.
Of course I didn't go right away. I am after all a kitty not a dog. So I waited a few minutes.
"Doom, come here Doom", she called again.
Okay, I'm not a dog but I am a kitty and a curious one so off i trotted.
She was standing beside the fridge with a cup in her hand. Then she pushed the thingy on the door and it made a funny noise. The cup filled with something. Mom reached in tossed one on the floor. I gave it a sniff but it had no smell. Since mom was right her I decided to give it a swat, if it tried anything funny mom would protect me. I lifted my paw and gave it a good whack. Wow, that was pawsome, it flew across the floor so fast and I was off after it. This stuff was great but a little cold. I turned and looked at mom.
"Mew", I asked her, what was this stuff? "Well, I see that you like ice cubes Doom", mom said.
So this was an ice cube. Mom pushed the button on the fridge again and tossed me another one and off I flew. Then I went back to get the first one and it was gone! What was going on here? It was just here a minute ago. I walked over and stuck my nose close to the ground and sniffed. I know, I know, it doesn't have a smell but I had to try. Did that mouse come back and steal my ice cube? I started to search the floor when I stepped in some water and it was cold. Now how did that get there? Well, I will look for it later, I will just go play with the other one. Off I went and can you believe it, It was gone to. Something was fishy here and it wasn't my food. I looked over at mom and gave her a long mew. Mom pushed the button and tossed me another cube. I was going to keep my eye on this one. I gave it a good swat and off I went again. These things can really go far on a ceramic floor. Back and forth I went, this was really fun. I reached down to give it another good swat and it was gone. It just disappeared! These ice cubes sure were sneaky. Here one minute, gone the next. I looked and looked for it but I had no luck. All I found was another puddle of cold water on the floor. I had a new adversary and it was great at hide and seek. Don't worry ice cube, I am Doom, Kitty Detective and this is not over. I will figure out your secret.
I was getting a bit tired and decided to go lie down for a while. I looked up at mom and she was smiling. Does she know where the ice cube is? Is she playing with my little kitty mind?
I think she did know where the ice cube was hiding and I think she was playing tricks on me. Well, two can play that game so before I went for my nap I decided to play a trick on her and I knew just what it would be. I trotted off to the bathroom as fast as my kitty feet would take me. A quick glance over my shoulder to check that mom was not going to follow me. Nope, she was getting herself a tea. Purrfect, I had time to put this plan in action. It really was quite simple.
Mom loves to take a bath almost every day. And I keep all my toys in the bathtub ( I have a great collection) so it's really funny to watch her take them out one by one. Have I ever showed you my collection? I have my big mousy, a toilet paper roll, a foil ball, a long twist tie, 2 little mousses and the bathtub plug. I keep my q-tips hid someplace else so mom can't take them away. Now, I know what you are thinking. A plug is not a toy, but this one is really fun, it has a loop on the end so I can pick it up and move it. When I am playing in the tub I like to roll my foil ball into the drain. Then I mew, mom comes in, pulls it out and puts the plug in so it won't fall down. I wait until she leaves the room then I reach down, grab the plug and toss it aside. Of course I immediately trot on over to my foil ball and roll it right back into the drain hole. I give a loud mew and it starts all over. It's fun.
Anyway, I think it's time to play hide the plug on mom. She is clearly helping the ice cube so I will help the plug. But first there was something I always wanted to do and now seems like as good a time as any. I am going to see what is making all that noise in the white thing in the corner. I hop up on it and look inside. It's water, it's full of water. Is this where the ice cube was hiding? I gave it a sniff but there was no smell, I touched it with my paw and it was cold. Well since I am here I might as well have a drink. Not bad, not bad at all. Now to grab the plug and sneak on out of here.
I peaked out into the kitchen but mom had gone. The coast was clear. I grabbed the plug and made a run for it. I planned on putting it under the bed in the spare room, it was the closest and she would not see me. Mission accomplished. Now I am off for a nap. It has been a busy day.
Viva La Tissue!
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