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A Day in the Life of a Lover Boy

Something new in the house. I can feel it.

Hmmm. I just know there's something new living in my house. I can tell. Big Sis won't let me in her room anymore. OOOooo I SAW IT!!!! It's another one of those weird scaly things. Big Sis says it's a Madagascar Rainbow Rock Lizard.His name is Rocky, or so I heard. I dunno, but he sure looks yummy. Whoops, I just got the boot out of the room. Again. OK, so I'll just go watch the other weird scaly thing. THERE SHE IS! I SEE HER! Hi Angel! Up here! Hey - stop squirting me. I like to sit on top of the cage! I can see her better up there. Well, fine then. I'll just sit here next to the cage. Oh, I like those bugs in there. Mom calls them crickets. I call them fun. Especially when I knock over their cage and let them out and chase them all over the bathroom. A little on the crunchy side, but tasty nevertheless. I don't think I'd like them for a steady diet, though. I guess I'll leave them for Angel the anole. Hey - gotta go. I hear the food bucket! Yessssssss!

Won't you love me just a little bit MORE. NOW.

Soxy Boy is never happy with just one pat on the head. He wants total and complete attention paid to him, and he's not very picky about who he gets it from. In fact, the less you like cats, the more he'll try to win you over. It seems his mission in life is to make everyone love (at least this one) cats.