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Girls Just Wanta Have Fun.. The Life of Winifred Susan Mead

I was so scared!!!

George and I were sitting in the window, enjoying a lazy afternoon in the sun. All of a sudden a great big dog appeared in the window! A HUGE dog! I think Mama said he was a Beagle! Really!
Well don't you know George panicked and shoved me off that windowsill and said, "Run for your life Winnie! That Growler's gonna get us!"
George hit the Chinese screen... he's SO clumsy and it went over and by the time we hit the kitchen George had torn the house up! Dishes and knick- knacks everywhere! Cat claws in the rug, fur flying... I tell you it was terrible!
George plunked his big butt on the dining room table and said, "Look what you made me do Winnie!"
"What I made YOU do?"
We made such a big noise and scared Mama so bad that I decided to take advantage of the situation. I hid under the bed for a long, long time so Mama would feel really bad. She called and begged and called and begged and when I came out she called me "Princess "and "Little Godess" and couldn't pet me enough. But George, the big sissy, wouldn't come under the bed with me. He just doesn't know how to play Mama. That's okay. I like getting all the attention sometimes. But George better not scare me like that again. Took one of my lives, almost!

Halloween...

Oooooohhhh... it's a good thing I am an "indoors only" girl according to my Mama. She says black cats can sometimes get into trouble on Halloween. Something to do with... oh shoot, I wasn't listening really good and I'm not sure what she said. Mama says I have a habit of not listening well and that's what's causing all my problems. Not that I really have problems. Well sometimes I get locked in the closet but I think that's Mama's fault 'cause she doesn't always look and once I fell in the tub 'cause I didn't know it had water in it and I ALWAYS try to get out when the door is open and Mama says she keeps telling me not to go out but I don't listen to her. I can't help it if I am easily excited and always looking for a good time. Can I? My big brother George smacks me sometimes 'cause he says I am just TOO active but I smack his big ole yellow nose right back and call him "Old Lazy George."
'Scuse me please... There's something on the kitchen floor that MAY be a bug if I'm lucky! Later...