February 26th 2005 4:37 am
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I got to talk to an animal communicator and work out some issues last week... I'm much happier now! I figured out why most of the cats didn't like me, and we solved that, I'm a lot more comfortable now and getting along much better. (I still love teasing Lucky and hate being looked at by Scooby though!) Everyone knows how scary Arizona was for me now, and how much I dislike Travis the husky! We agreed that I'd never have to move far away or live with that crazy beast again! I got better cat food and next time they'll try to get plain poultry so it doesn't offend my delicate palate so much. I found out the construction next door won't come inside our house, that makes me feel much better. I miss the man who ate standing up... They said his name is John... He's only come to visit me a few times since I moved back, and he hasn't spend much time with me! Oh! I asked for paper bags and they actually put them out! I'm having a ball, paper bags were the best part about Arizona! (Well, they had good bugs, too!)

I've decided I don't need to pee everywhere anymore. I'll leave that to "Queen" Poosie. The humans don't like and since I know I'm staying forever now and I'll never be left cowering in a closet and treated like a thing again I don't need to do it to calm my anxiety anymore.

I found out I can't have babies... I kind of wanted to. I was raised by humans because my mom didn't watch over me good and they thought I was abandoned, but if I had kittens I'd watch over them real good! The humans says they have foster kittens sometimes and I might be able to help with some small kittens this year.

I lied and told them I ignore Lucky and she starts the fights.... it's funny! They didn't believe me long though... It's not nice and I end up with little scratches on my face, but she needs to learn a little humility! At least I'm getting along with the humans better than ever!