Dear Diary,

I am back. As you know mommy was pregnant so i was away for about 9 months, I have no idea why =O

but that's not the point, mommy gave birth to a baby boy named Eric! =D I was sent away but I am back now, yay! Daddy let me stay toooo! And we are getting a new kitten soon!


Since I am back I am going back to being on Catster everyday!!


Yesterday was my birthday...YAY!! And HAPPY NEW YEARS!!:P

Dear Diary,

Sorry Mommy and I ditched you diary. We are getting real busy and you know why. Momy is huge now, its awful. SHe doesnt eat and throws up when she brushes her teeth. I will add more later, bye!

~Abby!

Dear Diary,

So, mommy grew just a sinch! So I am proud of her.

i have good news and bad news,

GOOD NEWS:

Mammas healthy so far:)

BAD NEWS:

Momma might get another kitty!!!!! How could she possibly think of getting another kitty at this time!

Well she wants to adopt a black 6 week old male. He is de clawed, litter box trained, and awesome!

Dear Diary,

I don't get why everyone is soo crazy about Fall! I find it the worst season ever. These things called leaves fall from like, the sky! Its not a nice season, I shed in fall! EWWW! And the worst thing is, since mommy's pregnant I have to leave. She can't have a shedding cat ruin her baby.

So I guess I am unlucky.

Well bye, I am going to ask mom where babies
come from, just to make her feel bad!

Dear Diary,

So mommy a got a smidge bigger. And I got a guest signature and my very furrrst ROSSETTE!
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Thank you Sammy! Mommy and I love you!:)

So I hgave to go now I have been very busy taking care of mommy ...MOL!

~Abby

Dear Diary,

Mommy still hasn't grown. How sad. I have a new guest book now! Sign it please:)

~Abby

Dear Diary,

Mommies tummy has not grown.:(

I am sad...she is supposed to be HEE-OOOGE

And she can't change my litter box... how sad!

So now daddy has to do it and he is not very happy about it either.

And the bad thing is, when mom gives birth to human youth, I have to go on vacation!!!!

The human baby will take 40 days or something to be WEANED;)

mol, so in those forty days mum is sending me away
;(

~Abby

Dear Diary,

Someone told me that when a human female gets pregnant, their tummies are supposed to grow really big.

I saw mommies tummy this morning and she looks the same: thin and f it.

And someone else told me it takes nine years!!!!!

In other news,

It's fall! You know what this means! The Bumpkins are here. the humans bring big orange veggies from the harvest down the road! And I think they are called Bumpkins or something...well anyways, then they carve scary faces into them!

YAY. And then little humans come dressed up as cute things to get food from mommy...strange.

Well...BYE!

~Abby

Dear Diary,

MOO!

Mommy is now upsessed with the baby! i am not happy though! i don't want to be put up for adoption. Hopefulyl daddy will let me stay. he is the one who wants to get rid of me...

Dear Diary,

Mommy is....


PREGNANT!

I was napping on the bed. being the the single celled organism that I always have been! And Daddy was all like "Take the test" And mommy was all like "No, and Daddy was like" please?" And Mommy was like "FINE!

And Mommy had to Wizz on a thing in the bathroom, I still don't understand why humans can't use the litterbox (its more sane)

And it said she was fricken PREGNANT!

i don't know if I should be exited because mommy might put me for adoption to give the baby a better life! I have to go now, I will give you ore news on this tomorrow!

~Abby