New fursister

Hey friends, I have a new fursister. I don't really like her, but I do feel sorry that she didn't have a home before. I just wish now she wasn't in MY home. Anyway if you could friend her it would make her really happy.

Margo's Tag Game

1. How mene toes duz yew hab?
- 18

2. Is yew marreed?
- Nope. Mom says I am way too young.

3. Duz yew hab short, medium, or long hairs?
- Medium hairs.

4. Duz yew likes tew dress up?
- Good heavens no! Mom dressed me up like a princess for halloween. I liked the treats (bribery), but I hate the outfit.

5, Hoo gots da stinkeeeest gas in yore house???
- Dad - by a long shot!

6. How mene toys duz yew hab?
- More than I have toes.

7. Is yore tale straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or jus rite?
- My tail is just right. Although I know a kitteh who as a short fat tail. It looks verra interesting.

8. Hab yew eber killed a reel mousie??
- No. I did get an unfortunate lizard once. It came on my balcony. If a mousie ever gets in my house I will DESTROY it!

9. Is yew beeyooteeful, hansum, or uglee??
- Most definitely beeyooteeful! Everyone says I am.

10. Is yew da King ob da house, Kween ob da house, or da Serbint?????
- There is no question. I am QUEEN of all I survey.

Halloween Humiliation

I'm a princess. I act like a princess. I get treated like a princess, but I do NOT need to dress like a princess. My MEAN hooman humiliated me in front of guests by dressing me up as a princess on halloween. :( I did get treats - but a girl needs to protect her dignity. Did anyone else's parent(s) dress them up too? Do you have any escape techniques for next time?

Purrs,

Charity

Contest!

My friend Margo is in this really cool contest, and I decided to enter too.


To vote for Margo go here - http://www.catster.com/show08/vote_pet.php?i=614924



T o vote for me go here - http://www.catster.com/show08/vote_pet.php?i=639482

I've been tagged by the BEAU-ti-ful Lucy!

This is the first time I've ever been tagged. I'm so HAPPY! Thanks Lucy.

What is your favorite olympic sport? Gymnastics is my favorite. Some of the gymnasts are almost as graceful as we kittehs.

Do you prefer summer or winter? I prefer any season that allows the windows to be open and the birds to be chirping.

What is the quirkiest thing you do?
I am a tissue gourmet. A perfectly shredded Kleenex is a thing of glorious yummyness.

Do you have a crush on any other kitty out there and if so, who?
Ummm, I kinda have a crush on a :whispers: hamster! from facebook.

What's your favorite rosie or zealie and why?
My favorite is anything my wonderful friends give me. I wish I could return the favor :stupid budget:.



Here are 5 things that I don't like:

1. Being away from my meowmy. She says I have separation anxiety. I just don't like being alone for longer than a few hours..

2. The VET! Noisy, smelly, painful - there is NOTHING good about going to the vet.

3. Water torture. Just because the hoomans are not talented enough to wash without water doesn't mean they should subject me to the same fate.

4. I don't like other animals who don't recognize my supremacy.

5. I can't stand the tail-eating-monster. It seems that the carpet must be scared into docility by the monster, fortunately, it doesn't happen very often.

WAY crazy day

Today the walls MOVED. I crouched low and ran towards the bedroom. I ordered it to stop, and it stopped. But I was confused (not that it listened - but that it move to begin with). The floor and walls are not supposed to move. Ground is ground. I move on it. It's not allowed to move without permission.

A nap was required before I could compose my equilibrium.

Teh Intrepid Travelehr

I flewz in teh metal bird of teh sky yesterday. Eberbody taught I wuz bery cute except the nasty man who claimed allergies only when he learned I was in front ub him. He neber sneezded once!


I arribed in FL safely, and I wuz sooooo tired. Meowmy wuz tired too. Exploring wuz fun but scary. I faced down teh GIAGANTIC doggeh (usually I hiss at the doggehs, but him wuz so big I thout it smartest not too).

Eberbody wants to feedz me treats. Meowmy is purcore, procuro, gettin' me gushy foodz. Life is gud.


Hope teh fireworks aren't scarin' you!

Charity

PEE - EZS: Mai frend Margo is teh bestest talker so I be trin' to imitate this entry afterh her.

Who Knew?

Apparently one is not supposed to use meowmy's favorite white skirt as toilet paper.

I got uncerimoniously, unserimoniously, unserciouslmonly, umm quickly dumped off meomy's lap. Then she went to shower w/o gibing me any TREATS! :(

In other news apparently this means she has to laundry today 'cause she's packing! Do I get to go?

I've been furry naughty.

I threws up on the floor and mummy stepped in it - again. I am trying to train her to watch where she is going better, but she's a bit slow.

WOW :D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

I'm diary of the day!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't stop using the exclamation marks!!!!

This is amazing. Now evfurrybody can read about my friends who need furever homes!

I think I'm going to go re-cover the bed in fur because I am so happy!