Am I the only intelligent life around here?

Bored

November 16th 2004 10:51 pm
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It would appear that war has been averted for the moment. Surprisingly, the mutant polypod supplanted Eddie in the bed tonight and I was disappointed to see Eddie back down without offering a shred of resistance. Not the kind of behavior one would expect from a future leader. Zeke would never challenge my place on top of Mom, but he appeared to have no qualms about challenging Eddie. While I did not directly intervene in this matter, I am dismayed at the outcome since it does not serve my interests in any way and was far too peaceable a resolution to provide any entertainment. A few carefully chosen words whispered in Eddie's ear at the right moment should suffice to foment the rebellion again. Perhaps when next there is an altercation between him and Beowulf, then Eddie will be ripe for battle. I will watch and await the moment...

 
 

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