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In My House by Winky

My Tree - how did I ever live without it?

For some reason, my captors have brought a living tree into the house and covered it with little twinkly things. They're great for entertainment because they break into millions of little pieces when they hit the ground. My favorite past-time happens to be breaking things. I don't know how I ever lived without one of these. It provides a great hiding spot for ambushes too. I've sat under that tree for 20 out of 24 hours every day. It's so much fun to bring all of my toys and treats under the tree with me. Then I can guard them from my roommates, Spooky and Coco. They hate it when I jump out from under the sparkly tree and bite them. It's also a good hiding spot from strangers. There have been an unusual number of people coming in and out of the house lately. I think my captors are planning some kind of evil plot. The tree is good cover, and I can listen in on their conversations without being harassed. I hope this tree is a permanent fixture. If it leaves, I don't know how I'll survive.
-Winky

1-15-05

Yesterday, I completed phase one of my plan to redecorate this house. Soon it will be mine. I lept up onto the table and smashed that ugly lamp that sits in the corner of the room. Now my "owner" (Augh! I hate that term) needs to get a new one to my specifications. I also destroyed the nightstand upstairs. All of the father's precious watch collection toppled to the floor. I am still trying to gain dominance of the other animals in the house. Spooky still resists my authority but she will soon be mine. Coco has begun to accept me as the leader, although she gives me dirty looks all the time. I can't imagine why. The rabbit and I have become teammates in my plan of destruction. He destroys everything below knee level while I break everything above it. The only hitch in my plan is that I'm unable to gain access to the pigeons. This morning, the girl, Tina, let the pigeons wander freely in her room for over ten minutes while I was forced to wait outside the door. I tried calling to her and telling her to open it but she deliberately ignored me. I must find a way to penetrate this security. Signing off, Winky.