Yesterday's ocurences

How could Winky get away with such a horrible crime!? He practically threw the lamp off the table. The lampshade shattered into dozens of pieces. Winky still insists that he broke the whole thing. I know better. How dare he assault my royal presence. Day after day he bites me and tries to tackle me to the ground. Doesn't he undersand that I am the queen? Luckily, my body guard, Tina, is usually there to rescue me from his daily assassination plots. I don't know how much longer I can take of this. I try being nice to him and groom his fur to show that I don't take him seroiusly, but he continues to harass me. Some day I will regain control of the house. Also, another horrible occurence happened yesterday. I had only just finished eating and was resting my stomach on the counter whan Tina came to remove me from my perch. Undoubtedly this is the reason why I abruptly , lets say, "emptied my dinner" upon the chiar. I must get revenge. Until then, I will contine plotting. Her Royal Majesty, Spooky.