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Meow Memoires by Opie


January 2nd 2005 3:32 am
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Well, New Year's Day started out on a promising note! My humans finally gave me the butt bath I've been asking for. Being that I am so magnificently large, I am unable to clean my own butt after using the litter box and I end up unfortunately with "remnants" that I cannot adequately address. Daddy finally decided to assist me and gave me the bath I've been asking for and it felt so good to be clean and pretty again. After my bath and a quick blow dry, I got the full spa treatment with an ear cleaning and a brushing. It was a lovely bonding moment and Mom and Dad were cooing over me and telling me how pretty I was and how sweet I smelled when I turned around and proudly presented my butt for them to inspect. When they got close enough for a good look, I casually farted right in their faces. Who says I don't have a sense of humor? (Heehee) Good thing Mom and Dad do too!


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