February 1st 2008 3:04 pm
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So.... the other night I decided I had complained enough about getting outside and not getting any results... I didn't think my kitty box was nearly clean enough too.. so I decided I would take things into my own little paws!! I went number one on dad's side of the bed the other night - and in a big way too! He already doesn't like my wacky antics much and this one has him not showing me any love at all!! Holy Mole - I got kicked outside... what I always wanted - - but I didn't know that that white stuff outside makes everything incredibly cold! I'm not used to that and didn't really know what to do with myself! I sat on the bench outside the door and cried really loud! Fortunate for me, mom really does love me! She came back out and got me, brought me inside and tossed me into my kitty box room and she shut the door!! Apparently she wasn't totally loving me, but she didn't want me to freeze.
The next morning dad threw me outside first thing and that made mom worry really a lot. I haven't been outside on my own for a long time now. She kept trying to call me back inside after I got brave and left the porch. I'm really digging this going outside stuff though, now that I'm a bit braver. I monkeyed up a tree and down it too. Mom isn't totally thrilled that I am going outside cause I'm super-white and when I come in I'm more of a mess than my dog! I even came in with a worm stuck in my hair... that grossed out mom BIG TIME! I'm sure this means I will still be getting baths now that I'll get dirtier all the time.
Mom is less worried now though, since I did come back to her after dad left.. and when I'm done being out I come to the door and howl like a banshee to be let back in!! I still love being in where it's warm... so I'm not totally converted to outdoorsie-kitty life.
ps. A little advice... don't pee on your parents bed - - they don't like it one bit!!