What Simon Sez

I Hate Cat-a-cures!

January 15th 2012 8:56 am
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I pride myself in making it virtually impawsible for Momma to trim my claws. I run, I hide, I grab on to furniture and hold on for dear life when Momma tries to pick me up and when she finally, succeeds, I squirm, I push away, I howl, I pretend I'm going to bite. Yup, I'm the master of making claw snipping ImPAWsible! MOL
Well, I guess I didn't get the last meow because a couple of days ago, Momma loaded me up in a carrier and took me to that Vet place where a couple people that I didn't know held me tight and snipped my claws before I could even get my two meows in! I hated going to that Vet place too but now that it is over, Momma seems to be a lot happier about rubbing my tummy and not feeling my prized dagger claws piercing her flesh as I wrap my paws around her hands.
I also found out that I have gained a couple of pounds of flesh myself since my last visit. I am now officially a man-cat, Momma's big boy... that's me, and purrty darn pawroud of it!

Loving purrs,
Simon

 
 

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Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

January 15th 2012 at 3:26 pm

Poor Simon..... your mom tricked you....but now she'll rub your belly more....glad to hear that you are a ManCat now....you are just so cute..... my little paws tremble as I look at your pictures..... Mom holds me tight, like a baby then she snips all my nails!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

January 15th 2012 at 8:32 pm

Oh I hate cat-a-cures too Simon! I only let mom do one nail at a time. Hopefully your prized dagger claws are back soon!
Purred by: Riley

January 16th 2012 at 7:12 am

Poor Simon! Sorry you had to make a trip to the vets office.
Purred by: Skippy Skipster

January 16th 2012 at 7:13 am

Poor Simon! Sorry you had to make a trip to the vets office.
Purred by: DA TABBIES O TROUT TOWNE (Catster Member)

January 16th 2012 at 10:06 am

dood.....ewe noe that iz against de cat code oh ethics 183.2Hy3992lla0.33453 section 2.29... N ewe haz de rite N legal author rit tee ta press charges gainst de vet staff for causin harm two yur purrson, which in this case be yur toes...frank lee we think yur mom dee serves a perch in her shoo for pullin a trik like that two, but just in case her mite be reedin yur mail....well, we wont go there......
Purred by: SIMON (Catster Member)

January 16th 2012 at 11:53 am

Thanks for all sympawthy, guys. Tabbies, I'm thinking a sardine in Mom's slippers might just show her a thing a two.


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