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So Much to Lick, So Little Time.

I'm a bad Baby Kittie...

I'm a bad baby kittie with a bad attitude and I don't care. I don't care if my human dosen't want me to jump up on the screen door and hang off of it until the screen rips and my sharp claws get stuck. I want that birdie out there!!!!! My human dosen't get me at all... My human dosen't understand that when I nip toes after licking them it's the way I say "Hey! I kinda like you, thanks for putting food in my dish". My human is OK though...pets me when I want to be pet and carries me around and puts yummie treats out for me. Yeah, my human can continue living in my space. So that's all I wanted to say. Just a little peek into my ever busy brain. OH, and take the darned screen of the doors Human!!!!...because my favorite flavor is "robin" mmmmmmm delish!!!!!

What the Heck Happened?

One day I was mindin' my own meowing business when suddenly my Human put me in my cage, the one reserved for the Stinky Owie Doctor visits. Then my Human took me and my brother, Grumpie Fineas, to a new place to live filled with weird and strange smells and my human actually let us go into the basement and we get to run wild up and down the stairs now! Anyway, before I got let out of my cage into the new and weird place I was super nervous, I had never known any other world other than the house my human lived in, so i rubbed my nose until it was red and raw. Boy did that hurt! I couldn't help it though becuse I was super scared and nervous. Everytime my human looked at me she would say, AWWWW, POOR LITTLE KITTEN! Then she would try to give me disgusting kisses and hugs....YUCK! I'm a boy, and it's not cool to have your human kiss and hug you, what was she thinking? Humans. Anyway, my nose is much better and me and Grumpie Fineas are adjusted to our new house and we are doing great. My human said she would put up new pictures once she finds her camera, what ever that means.

My Human pulled a fast one on me...

I am constantly investigating the things that my Human does so it did not seem strange to me when she pulled out the green box, the one we use to go outside of the house. It had been so long since I've seen the green box that I forgot what it was for. So while her back was turned I decided to check it out and investigate from the inside. I jumped in. That was my first mistake. It seemed roomy and soft so I sat there for a minute trying to figure out what she was going to do with it. Well she turned around and said something like "Oh look how cute you are!" I was thinking, no duh, lady when she closed the lid on me. I was trapped! I decided not to panic so I remained calm. She took me outside and put me in the big thing that she gets into to abandon me everyday and we started to move. I was facinated by the big blue sky and the trees moving very fast and the breeze, it was so much fun. I was thinking I could do this all day! Suddenly this "ride" stoped and I found my self in a stinky room with other stinky cats, none as cute as me, and I started to get a little nervous when I suddenly remembed where I was...the CAT DOCTOR. They poke me and put sticks in my butt and sharp pointy things in my leg and make me eat gross medicines and hold me down and I get annoyed! Well I decided to Hiss at everybody! Up yours! Dude who holds me down, HISSSSSSSSSS! Bite me! Lady who puts sharp stuff in my leg, HISSSSSSSSSSSS... Finally the stinky mean people let me jump back in the safe green box and my human took me back to the big thing that moves and I got to see the nice trees again. My human took me home and let me take a nap in the little green box! Finally something I wanted to do!