Tootie's Tales (A New Home)

I am moving to a new home. My Papa is in the Navy and my people are moving to Florida. They think I don't hear them talking about putting Kitty Calm in my water. I'm not crazy and I'm not going to drink it!! The last time we did this, I had to get a shot to make me relax. I don't know if I have forgiven my mama and daddy yet. I do however have my special car I ride in. It is "Tootie's Turbo 1.8 Taxi." Every time I see the Kitty Doctor I get to ride in it. I heard my mama say this trip is 18 hours!!! I have plans to torture my human sister on the entire ride. I don't know why Mommie insists I acutally share space with her. She is beneath me. The other day I heard her say, "I am not related to that cat!" The nerve of her. She doesn't know how lucky she is to share the same air I breathe.
I am hoping for more windows to sunbathe in and more places to sleep in. My sister Luna is coing also. I'm glad because if not I would not have anyone to instruct on cat manners. I also enjoy chasing and popping her for fun. I will let you guys know how this nightmare on Kitty Korner trip goes.
Tootie

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