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Jule's Daily Meow

He's done it again!

Well, my fflbc has brough ANOTHER of those retched canines into the house.... It wasn't bad enough with just the one - which, I've tamed and he leaves me alone most of the time... except when I want to play and tease him and goad him into chasing me... haha..... he falls for it all the time. He just needs to learn that I play when I want to and not when HE wants to....

But, now this OTHER canine! OH! He's a big brute of a monster. He is ALWAYS sticking his big nose in my face. So, like any discerning lady, I smack him across the cheek. He gets the message. And I don't even have to use my nails! Whimp!

Of course, the fflbc tricked me the other day - he wrapped me up in my favorite blanket and then - he proceeded to give me a manicure! I didn't even NEED a manicure.... Now my nails are all short and stubby.... they used to be so long and pointy and S H A R P ! ! !

Well, I will just use my cold stare to keep those .... those dogs at bay...

Me-ooooooooooowrrrr

Mmmmm.... I just got woken up by the main food fixer and litter box cleaner.... he wants me to *sigh* write something down in this place.... Uhhhhhhh..... How trivial....

Well, I suppose I should put in what a nice fflbc he is... food fixer litter box cleaner.... he does OK.... although, I wish he'd give me more of what I want. He knows I want to eat those big green leafy things he keeps on the patio.... they taste so yummy.... but they don't stay down too long... I guess they don't like my tummy very much.... instead, he gives me some crunchy stuff... yuck! Although, every once in a while, I guess when he feels I'm good enough, he gives me some tuna flavored water... that's VERY yummy... But he never gives me the tuna, the meanie!

Oh, and he brought home this .... this.... DOG! OH! It was bad enough when he brought that other cat into the house - but I quickly showed Spook who was the true queen of the house... but this DOG! Oh! it just is too silly and doesn't seem to learn that when I want to play, I want to play and when I don't, I don't.... He keeps thinking he can play with me whenever he wants to! The insolent little DOG.....

Well, I tire of this writing stuff.... It is time for another cat nap.... lounging around on top of my chair, feeling the cool ocean breeze and feeling the warm sunbeam.... ah..... I am so mistreated....