July 21st 2010 11:12 am
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You all know Dude Kitty, don't you? Well, he is the bridge's most famous poet. Dang, we've been keeping him busy this week with all the birthdays. Here is the special poem he wrote for my birthday:

there be 'nother burd day, selly brayshun at da bridge
best fishes to ewe spunk, ( he lives just across da ridge )
spunk be calvin's brother, N spunk be total lee kewl
spunk be sneakin N sum bowlin, calvin thought he wuz at scool
spunk be lookin like violet, spunk be lookin like gleek
eye be lookin like all 3, our coats iz tiger streak
whatz all this gotta do, with me pal spunk's burd day
just fillin in sum time, while his cake be on da way
balloons be here, partee streamers, burd day prezents too
here comes da band, toss confetti, a fly just bit my wazoo
music's crankin louder pleaz, tunes be rockin they be funky,
itz partee time at da bridge, selly brayshun iz for spunky
toss da salmon, flip da trout, burgers on de grill
ketchup, mustard lettuce N pickles made o dill
barrels fulla greenies, they be spunk's fav rit treat
catz don't hafta wear shoez, da cake be here SAWEET
we be eatin so much food, my buttz a big ole chunk
hope yur day is de best, love ya my pal spunk

peace out n rock on

dude K

Thanks, Dude K. You rock!