My Captivity as a Prisoner of Love
February 6th 2005 11:53 am
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People are soooo stupid. My human started feeding me "health cat food" instead of the normal stuff. It's pretty good, but I've been having some troubles in my box. So I guess the vet said only feed me a bland diet for a few days. I got three bowls on the floor -- one with chicken and rice, one with chicken, and one with... boiled sweet potato. Do they not understand that none of these options are CRUNCHY? I only like CRUNCHY. All day long I've been jumping on them, biting, rubbing, and sitting by the canister of CRUNCHY food. They're not getting it. Hell-oo! I want my food, okay? I don't want chicken, I don't want rice, I want THE CRUNCHY STUFF. Think I'll go sleep off my misery...
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