February 2005

People are soooo stupid. My human started feeding me "health cat food" instead of the normal stuff. It's pretty good, but I've been having some troubles in my box. So I guess the vet said only feed me a bland diet for a few days. I got three bowls on the floor -- one with chicken and rice, one with chicken, and one with... boiled sweet potato. Do they not understand that none of these options are CRUNCHY? I only like CRUNCHY. All day long I've been jumping on them, biting, rubbing, and sitting by the canister of CRUNCHY food. They're not getting it. Hell-oo! I want my food, okay? I don't want chicken, I don't want rice, I want THE CRUNCHY STUFF. Think I'll go sleep off my misery...