October 22nd 2004 8:21 am
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I killed one of my mom's beta fish the other day....perfect execution of my attack. Here is how I did it - listen and learn. I pretended to not like the fish for months, maybe even years, so that the humans would put its house on the counter - thinking that I would not bother it. I let it live there for awhile, paying it no attention. Finally, after much planning, I went and knocked its house over when the humans weren't looking. But here's the key - I did it when little dog Liam was around, and knocked the house from the counter to the floor - right next Liam. When the humans found the fish it was lying right next to the filthy dog, and I was just sitting on the counter looking like I had done nothing - maybe even looked like I tried to save it. I had to sacrifice a bit in this plan, and did not get to eat my kill...the other time I killed a fish I ate off its fins. Mom says my cute face is deceiving because I am a killer - damn right I am.

~Lilly