My recent kill

I killed one of my mom's beta fish the other day....perfect execution of my attack. Here is how I did it - listen and learn. I pretended to not like the fish for months, maybe even years, so that the humans would put its house on the counter - thinking that I would not bother it. I let it live there for awhile, paying it no attention. Finally, after much planning, I went and knocked its house over when the humans weren't looking. But here's the key - I did it when little dog Liam was around, and knocked the house from the counter to the floor - right next Liam. When the humans found the fish it was lying right next to the filthy dog, and I was just sitting on the counter looking like I had done nothing - maybe even looked like I tried to save it. I had to sacrifice a bit in this plan, and did not get to eat my kill...the other time I killed a fish I ate off its fins. Mom says my cute face is deceiving because I am a killer - damn right I am.

~Lilly

Closet Doors

I now know how to open closet doors - figured it out the other night. Yesterday, when the humans were gone, I went around and opened a bunch of doors. Couldn't get the one in MY room (that those other cats like to come into) to open very far. Will work on it more today. Think I will start running an operation of some sorts from my closets - if only I could figure out how to close them behind me so the humans think I am missing - I like it when mom can't find me and runs around the house yelling - I just hide and giggle.