Are you kidding me? I'm a friggin' cat! If I could keep a- journal *every* entry would look like this:

8:30 a.m.
Finally settled down for a good day's sleep! Had a nice breakfast and took a big dump after spending the entire night getting into things, making too much noise and jumping on the Human while it was trying to sleep. It took me a few hours to get up to speed, but by 4:00 a.m. there was no way he was going to be able to sleep any more. I'm exhausted!

5:00 p.m.
Got up, accepted cat treat from the Human, had dinner, lounged around a bit and napped throughout the evening. Still a bit tired from my long day of sleeping.

10:00 p.m.
The Human just went to bed, but I'm wide awake now and rarin' to go! Time to go scout out the apartment and see if I can find any new noise making implements or furnishings to chew on or swing from tonight. Life is good!