September 25th 2007 4:48 pm
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Treats:

WOW! i already have had 1044 treats given to me! who gives them so graciously? i'm going to get fat- i love it hehehe! thank you all! i can't believe that some kitties don't have treats; i have given many first treats already.

they sure taste better then the scotch tape crumble i tried swallowing today. mommy yelled at me again. i need to stop eating non-edible foods before she spanks me, EEK!

Things i have stolen from their place today:

so far, i have stolen her razor hook from the bathroom, the fish tank thermometer, and take... and some other things mommy probably hasn't found yet hehehe

The Fish Tank Cat-Tastrophy:

a few days ago, mom covered up the back of the fish tank (where the hole is cut in the hood for the filter) with purple plastic wrap and tape. i've been sticking my head in there for a tasty drink of fish water since i can remember... and she got sick of me doing it. she says she doesn't want me drinking it because of the chemicals she puts in to treat the water, AND i have two other sources of fresh water. what does she know...

i noticed a few days ago it was leaking out and down the glass, but i didn't tell because i'm a turd! she realized it today when she noticed the water level was lower then it should be, and also saw that the water trickling down the glass- and felt the towel it sat on was soaked.

she quickly got the tank vacuum and emptied the tank and tasty fishies. the dresser where the towel sat soaked for days was ruined with this udgly, smelly film. she tried to clean it up (scraping and scrubbing the stuff) but it didn't fix it, just made it worse.

she didn't cover the back up this time around, so i'm planning to sneak up for a drink tonight after she goes to sleep hehehehehe!

Levi