Treats and The Dreaded Fish Tank!

Treats:

WOW! i already have had 1044 treats given to me! who gives them so graciously? i'm going to get fat- i love it hehehe! thank you all! i can't believe that some kitties don't have treats; i have given many first treats already.

they sure taste better then the scotch tape crumble i tried swallowing today. mommy yelled at me again. i need to stop eating non-edible foods before she spanks me, EEK!

Things i have stolen from their place today:

so far, i have stolen her razor hook from the bathroom, the fish tank thermometer, and take... and some other things mommy probably hasn't found yet hehehe

The Fish Tank Cat-Tastrophy:

a few days ago, mom covered up the back of the fish tank (where the hole is cut in the hood for the filter) with purple plastic wrap and tape. i've been sticking my head in there for a tasty drink of fish water since i can remember... and she got sick of me doing it. she says she doesn't want me drinking it because of the chemicals she puts in to treat the water, AND i have two other sources of fresh water. what does she know...

i noticed a few days ago it was leaking out and down the glass, but i didn't tell because i'm a turd! she realized it today when she noticed the water level was lower then it should be, and also saw that the water trickling down the glass- and felt the towel it sat on was soaked.

she quickly got the tank vacuum and emptied the tank and tasty fishies. the dresser where the towel sat soaked for days was ruined with this udgly, smelly film. she tried to clean it up (scraping and scrubbing the stuff) but it didn't fix it, just made it worse.

she didn't cover the back up this time around, so i'm planning to sneak up for a drink tonight after she goes to sleep hehehehehe!

Levi

Treats and The Dreaded Fish Tank!

Treats:

WOW! i already have had 1044 treats given to me! who gives them so graciously? i'm going to get fat- i love it hehehe! thank you all! i can't believe that some kitties don't have treats; i have given many first treats already.

they sure taste better then the scotch tape crumble i tried swallowing today. mommy yelled at me again. i need to stop eating non-edible foods before she spanks me, EEK!

Things i have stolen from their place today:

so far, i have stolen her razor hook from the bathroom, the fish tank thermometer, and take... and some other things mommy probably hasn't found yet hehehe

The Fish Tank Cat-Tastrophy:

a few days ago, mom covered up the back of the fish tank (where the hole is cut in the hood for the filter) with purple plastic wrap and tape. i've been sticking my head in there for a tasty drink of fish water since i can remember... and she got sick of me doing it. she says she doesn't want me drinking it because of the chemicals she puts in to treat the water, AND i have two other sources of freash water. what does she know...

i noticed a few days ago it was leaking out and down the glass, but i didn't tell because i'm a turd! she realized it today when she noticed the water level was lower then it should be, and also saw that the water trickling down the glass- and felt the towel it sat on was soaked.

she quickly got the tank vacuum and emptied the tank and tasty fishies. the dresser where the towel sat soaked for days was ruined with this udgly, smelly film. she tried to clean it up (scraping and scrubbing the stuff) but it didn't fix it, just made it worse.

she didn't cover the back up this time around, so i'm planning to sneak up for a drink tonight after she goes to sleep hehehehehe!

Levi

Toothache

So today mommy bought me some stuff called "Swheat Scoop" cat litter. it's flushable to help me toilet train. so like the name implies, it is made out of wheat. she said the only other flushable option was feline pine, but she knows i don't like strange-feeling litter. once, she got me this styrofoam-like light-weight litter that smells like oranges; called rescue clean scoop. i put one paw in and that was the end of that. she had to mix in my old litter for me to even THINK about setting paw back in there. after a while it was ok, but it smelled funny and mama changed my litter to the crystal blend. i like that a lot better anyway.

Ma also got me a new brush today. it had a plastic thing holding a tag that she ripped off. she left the room and i saw it and because i like to eat everything, i decided to chew on it. well, it was a bad idea because it got caught between my teeth. when mom came out i was trying to get it out by chewing some more and she thought i was choking. she held me really tight and i didn't like it so i scratched her up pretty good, i feel bad. she tried pulling it because she thought it was in my throat, but it wasn't. it really hurt when she pulled and i growled at her for the first time in my life!

well, luckily after struggling with it for a couple of minutes, i finally calmed down enought for her to see where it really was and pull it out. my gums started to bleed because the plastic cuts me. :(

unfortunately, i won't learn my lesson not to chew on things until i'm older, so mom will just have to be more careful about what she lets chill on the floor next time!

Levi

Rude Awakening

Mom had to be up early for work this morning, and i usually sleep above her head on her pillow. well, this morning, i accidently farted by her head and woke her up when i stretched (i think). this was one stinky fart too! i held it in all night but it must have slipped out hehe. she got mad at me and told me i stink, and then laughed.

i can't help it! i have had gas ever since she got me. the dewormer x 2 and antibiotics didn't help it. i don't want any more pills either! i HATE them! luckily, this new food seems to be a little bit better but i still have the chronic runs. she has been talking about taking me to the vet again to see if there is anything else going on.

i just laugh because mama is going to be a nurse and she's going to smell MANY worse smells then my foul behind! na-na-na-na-na! :D

Levi

Milk!

i'm so excited because when mom got home from work today, i got milk! she left it out on the table after she ate breakfast on accident, so it would have been no good from 5:30 this morning. i hope i'm not one of those lactose-intolerant cats, i guess we'll have to see!

if only i could get her to leave a steak on the table all day...

Levi

Map

I wanted to invite you all to sign my guestbook so i can see where all of my friends are from!

I will try to return the favor if you have a map too!

Levi

Toilet Training

Mom has been talking to Grandma, Dad (Mom's Boyfriend) and other people on the phone about something called Toilet training. She's beein picking me up out of my litter and putting me on the Toilet. i think she's trying to make me go there insted, but i like my litter... especially since i just got tidy cat's crystals. my litter doesn't stink very much anymore! the toilet is fascinating when it flushes, and i think i'm smart enough to learn, but i'm a little afraid that i will fall in if i'm not careful.

wish me luck!

Levi