The only entry in Juniper's diary

Today I was on my mom's hair and trying to sleep on her face when she woke up in the morning. Today I ate food, drank water, played soccer with my puff ball toys, played with mom's hair ties, stashed them in the food area for safe keeping, then pooped. I snuggled with my mom, i slept on the bed in the sun, I looked out the window, I pretended to sharpen my claws even though I don't have any, and I did all the stuff I already did again. Then I threw up on the carpet. When I get bored I meow at the front door until Mom plays the string game with me. Then I repeat the rest of my day. I don't like to use the nice beds mom bought me, I'd rather shed my black hair all over her pillows. I also like talking.
This will be my only entry because this is how every day is. Oh fun fact about me, I'm off the catnip, that stuff bores me.

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