What a close call that was!

It was just another normal morning. The boorish human male was eating breakfast when I decided to jump upon the table to chastise him on his abhorent table manners. Well I must admit, I'm not the best of jumpers and I slightly miscalculated the height of the table. I managed to hang on to the edge for some time, a testament to my own strength I might add, but was unable to pull myself up. To make matters worse I did not have the most graceful of landings.

Well, as one might expect I was quite embarrassed by the situation. I attempted to play it off and walk away as though nothing had happened. Unfortunately, I believe the human happened to glipse the whole dreadful occurence and I could swear I heard a chuckle come from the ingrate. I will keep you aprised of the situation but rest assured, if laughter was had at my expense the brute will pay. Dearly.

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