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I'll speak for myself, thanks.

I'm finally enjoying my sisters.

OK, I admit it; my sisters can be fun. When Mum isnt looking, we play chasies, and peekaboo and goosemeunderthechair. Mum seems pretty happy about this, and it's got something to do with "Holiday". I see a suitcase on the floor, and I'm very suspicious this has something to do with us being sent to the cattery !! Oh well, Mum said that my sisters were to keep me company, so at least we'll be there together. I go to quite a plush place, where I even get a bed and window. It's spring here, and I'm hacking up hairballs on the carpet most days. Mum keeps shoving that darn catlax stuff down my gullet, but I am very hairy, so I have a big job to do at shedding time! I do believe Mum is going to get me shaved when it gets hotter; I'm delicate you see, and she takes pretty good care of me.

Sisters are annoying !!

My two little sisters have just been put to bed, so I have a moment of peace and quiet to write in my diary. They are tiresome creatures, and are now almost 5 months old. They are getting bigger; eating more of MY food, and run around the house like racehorses. I sometimes watch them play, but still like to hiss at them, because this upsets Mum. Serves her right, because I didnt want sisters anyway. I am allowed outside, but they arnt yet, because they are brainless nitwits. Dad has mentioned making a catdoor, and I am not happy, because I dont want them to follow me, when I go out to watch the birdies. Dad chased away a huge goanna, from our door last month; it would have eaten me !!Well, that's me off to bed, nite nite. x x

They're Here !!!!!!!

My parents thought I was lonely ( I was NOT) and wanted me to have some company (I do NOT want company) and they brought home 2 kittens !!!!!!!! There !, I have said it; 2 kittens. Not one, but TWO !!! Mum will make their own pages for them, so dont expect me to describe how cute and amusing they are (they are NOT) and how much fun I have with them (because I DONT). I am huffy, and when I cant get outside to escape them, I am hiding in Mum's closet. At least she puts them in the laundry during the night and I still sleep on Mum's bed, but I feel my space has been violated. I was NOT playing the other night, I was pushing them away; honestly.