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I know I am not a dog

My Life as a Dog

Okay, okay... you caught me. I am not a dog. But trust me, I am way more canine than feline on the inside. I tried Catster.com but it was too snooty for me. You see, Iwas raised by a pack of dogs (and humans). I kennel up with my brothers and sister when necessary, sit and wait for my meals or snack like everyone else, I even follow the pack on walks and get to go on family trips!!
Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes I do chew on bones.
I love being the only cat! Mom tried to bring home a kitty cousin because she thought I was lonely but I didn't much care for that and let my feelings be known!
I am the only one allowed on counters and the only one with my very own personal toilet that magically gets cleaned every day!! (even Mom and Dad share a bathroom... Suckers!)
So please... don't discriminate against me because of my species (afterall, it isn't MY fault!!) I am just as much a part of my pack as any other member of it and have just as big a place in my parent's heart as my siblings.
Go ahead and tell your cats that I went dog... I'm proud of it. Being a complete part of the family is mych much better than being some aloof snobby feline.