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March 15th 2008 4:58 pm
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Wow - I've been away from Catster for a while. My typist went on vacation, and I had no Catster, no daily treats of wet food, no trips outside, no pets - nothing but me and my siblings running the house. Well, we made a mess! Not too much of one, but we had to knock a few things over. I was so happy to see them return! First, I ran outside, because I felt cooped up. A house is just not big enough. And then, they called me in and I got Wet Food, part I. I say Part I, because even though it was kind of late, they made it a toucan night! Part II came later! I ran outside some more, and then I came to the door. I would sit looking cute, and when they came to open the door for me, I would run around as fast as I could and show off! I'm such a good kitty. Finally, I was so tired and full of delicious food, that I came in and curled up next to my mom. I just knocked out for a while! I was so happy when it was time to go to bed, and I shared her pillow as usual and purred. Wow - I missed them! Then, we had a really big thunderstorm that night, so my brother and sister actually got in the bed, too, because they were scared. It was loud, but really neat. I'm so glad they're back!


Anyone discovered box tops yet?

February 23rd 2008 8:04 pm
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So tonight when I came in from outside, my mum and dad were playing a game on the coffee table. This was excellent, because I discovered that the top of the box makes an excellent bed for a kitty - especially me! I sniffed and pawed at it for mere seconds before I discovered that this must be what box tops are made for. So, I curled up in it. Apparently I look very handsome in box tops, because pretty soon mum and dad had quit playing and started brushing me. I don't usually like the brush, but it felt pretty nice tonight. I stayed for a while, until they resumed game play. As if I am not far more entertaining! I heard mum say that this must mean I would really like my own special bed. I wonder if I am going to get a surprise soon? I hope so! If not soon, maybe for my birthday. It's only a little over a month away....


Rainy days and Mondays....

February 21st 2008 7:19 pm
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....are really not fun! When I first started getting to go outside, I got to go all the time. But, then, we started getting rain. And, lately it rains all the time! My mom says I'm the cure for the drought - we didn't get any rain until I started liking the outside. Now, it rains, and I can't go play. I try, but I really hate mud. It acts like glue and all these dead itchy leaves stick to me. They get stuck in my hair, and I turn into Rasta Kitty - I get little dreadlocks that form around them. No fun! And, it hurts when my mom tries to help me and pull them off, because they pull my fur. So, I've learned that rain is crummy. But it still makes me mad. I hope it stops by tomorrow.


Were you a member of Big Leo's Stray Cat Alley?

February 16th 2008 3:22 pm
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If you enjoyed it, many of the other admins have gotten together and created a new group, "The Alley." The group address is here:

If you are interested in joining, p-mail me, and I will be happy to send you an invite! Hopefully many of us can re-connect there!


My sad Valentine's Day

February 15th 2008 7:17 pm
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Today was a sad Valentine's Day. It started off pretty well - started off as a "toucan" day, in fact. But then, my mum wasn't home for a long time, and I didn't get to go outside very much. Then, I settle in for Catster time, and my favorite place and my best friends are gone. Big Leo's disappeared without a trace - I found out when I tried to send him and his family Valentine greetings and discovered their profiles were gone. Then, I go to page, and start receiving p-mails from friends. We are so brokenhearted. I joined when the group was very small, and such times I had! We got to exercise our creative sides, and have fun, hang out at the Bing, make our own movies, play games, and review other people's movies. We've started a new group in Leo's's in the right spirit, but I can't help but miss his spunk and his great sense of humor. It's the end of an era, but hopefully the beginning of something new. Here's to new beginnings and reforging friendships -


A "toucan" kind of day

February 7th 2008 6:22 pm
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So, today was a special "toucan" day. I suppose you could call it a "two-can" day, but "toucan" is so much more fun. A toucan day is a day when I get TWO CANS of wet food. Yes sir, I must have been an especially good kitty lately, because this morning, I got a can of wet food. (I had to share with my siblings, but who cares?) I was so happy. Here I am, waking up with the people, feeling groggy, and I get this great surprise! Then, tonight they came home from work, and I got CAN NUMBER TWO!!!!! I was trying my best to not beg for it, but I always get a can when they get home. So, I posed and tried to look extra sweet, just in case they were changing up my routine - and they weren't! So, today's been a super-awesome toucan day! I wonder if I'll be this lucky tomorrow....


I got inspired by "Rambo!"

January 28th 2008 6:32 pm
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So, yesterday, my mum went to see "Rambo" and was talking about it. It was really inspiring, all that war talk about killing and stuff. So, today when I got to go play outside tonight, I imagined I was a kitty stalking through the jungle. Actually, it was the woods behind the house, but close enough. Suddenly, ahead in the leaves, I saw an enemy squirrel. I braced myself, stiff, against the wind and straightened my whole body out. Then, I shot forward to attack the squirrel before he could set up a defensive maneouver. I caught him by the throat, and, well I did something to it very similar to something Rambo did to an enemy soldier. Then, I drug my prize up to the backdoor and made sure to make sure everyone knew what a wonderful conquest I had made! It's the first gift I've brought home, and he was a nice, big squirrel. My mom told me I was a good boy, but she looked a little queasy. I hope she's doing ok.


I've been tagged! And by Milani!

January 28th 2008 6:08 pm
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I have been tagged by Milani.

Here are the rules of the game: Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to post in their Diary these rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here are my 7 facts:

1) I am my mum's very first pet.
2) I love to play in the snow...but it doesn't look like I'll get to very often.
3) I sleep on my mum's pillow every night.
4) I am a creature of habit - I like to do the same things at the same time, every day.
5) I love wet food...sliced, and with lots of gravy! Also, ham! And McDonald's - I am a true carnivore!
6) I am a natural to the squirrels in my back yard!
7) I hate it when people touch my belly. Or any of me, if I'm not in the mood for it! Yowl!

I'm tagging the following awesome kitties:

1 Tom J. Katt - I haven't seen you online in a while, buddy!
2 Aggie - because that's a foxy Persian outfit you're wearing! (I hope Maggie's not offended...she looks cool, too!)
3 Cruize - how'd that Christmas ham work out, brother?
4 Pooh Bear - how's it going in Carolina?
5 Simon - we haven't chatted lately - I wanted to say hello.
6 Zeus - you're a quiet one; I'd like to get to know you better!
7 Stitch - we should get better acquainted - I like your sense of humor.


Snow day!

January 21st 2008 6:24 pm
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Last Wednesday night was one of the best nights ever! I saw snow for the very first time. What started out as a yucky, rainy day turned into Awesomefest 2007. It got really cold outside, and I wasn't too interested in the rain. But, then the rain turned into snow! I begged and pleaded, and finally my mum let me out. She called me in really quickly because she was worried, but I wouldn't let up! I had to remind her that I'm a Maine Coon cat, and I was born to love the cold and the snow. When she let me out again, I stayed out as long as I ever have. Two hours later I came back inside after romping through the neighborhood- totally crusted in snow! I felt like I had fulfilled my destiny. She wanted to clean me off, but I liked having the snow on me! I got to work on it pretty quickly, but it was amazing. Then, Saturday, it snowed again, and I got to go out in it another time! She said that this doesn't happen much, so I feel like one lucky cat. Excellent!


This Christmas stuff is pretty OK

December 6th 2007 4:37 am
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I am starting to think that this Christmas season and winter business are OK. Now that it's cool out, I get to go outside way more often, because my family's not afraid of me overheating. I've gotten some wonderful new toys to play with, like a Christmas tree stuffed with catnip that dangles from a bungee string on a fishing rod - that one is tons of fun! And, my mum seems to be pretty happy, so that makes me happy too! Tuesday night she was watching some show on TV about a "Rudolph" fellow, who looks a lot like the deer who live in the woods behind our house. She was really enjoying it, so I crawled up on the sofa and watched along with her. She was very excited that I wanted to watch with her. I found it very entertaining; those elves look like they might be fun to chase! I think I could take on the Bumble, too. I keep hearing all these rumors about presents, so I'm hoping I get a few. I hope I don't have to be too well behaved!

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