don't MAKE me move.

I am laying here because this is the perfect spot.

I chose this spot.

NO.
I will not be moved.
I do NOT care if your knees are straining. Or your feet are asleep.

I
am comfy.

I am sleeping.

Do NOT.
Do NOT.
Do NOT pick me up. Do NOT dump me off like a sack of turnips.

Don't you know who I am?
I will stare.
I will stare lasers at you.
Lashing tail.
See? I am lashing my tail.
I am annoyed.

Pet me.

Don't you know who I am?
I will stare.
I will stare lasers at you.
Lashing tail.
See? I am lashing my tail.
I am annoyed.

I will walk away.

This never happened.

I do not know you. Or your LAP.

This is a good spot.

This is MY spot.

I am laying here because this is the perfect spot.

I chose this spot.

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