i cannot not vomit lady.

have i mentioned my fame?

September 2nd 2007 3:36 am
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yes today september 2nd 2007 my video "who killed the catnip" was #30 most favorite pet and animal video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPLvTOPicBs

i am sure the ranking will change as i type this but for a brief moment--i was on page 2!!

yes the other cats were in it but I was THE STAR!

it's obvious--look at me.

((shows belly))

*blink blink*

see?

 

so i'm on you tube

August 28th 2007 4:49 am
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my human just loves to videotape me--how can she resist? i am adorable after all.
i try to be patient with her but this time she woke me from my nap and i had finally gotten into the status-box in the office. what WAS she thinking? this is a 4 cat household and it's tough to get the office status-box.
i suppose you are all curous to gaze upon my feline beauty on film..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkJ1NBuOvLw

tell your friends.


tell them you knew me when...

now, back to that pre-nap nap.

 

don't MAKE me move.

August 24th 2007 9:17 am
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I am laying here because this is the perfect spot.

I chose this spot.

NO.
I will not be moved.
I do NOT care if your knees are straining. Or your feet are asleep.

I
am comfy.

I am sleeping.

Do NOT.
Do NOT.
Do NOT pick me up. Do NOT dump me off like a sack of turnips.

Don't you know who I am?
I will stare.
I will stare lasers at you.
Lashing tail.
See? I am lashing my tail.
I am annoyed.

Pet me.

Don't you know who I am?
I will stare.
I will stare lasers at you.
Lashing tail.
See? I am lashing my tail.
I am annoyed.

I will walk away.

This never happened.

I do not know you. Or your LAP.

This is a good spot.

This is MY spot.

I am laying here because this is the perfect spot.

I chose this spot.

 

breakfast

October 1st 2004 12:57 am
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when i wake up i am queasy.

i am also hungry.

sometimes, well every day i may happen to throw up. why hop around? put your little paper thingy over it and deal.

i tried telling you to let me out but
a)i don't speak thumb
and
b) i was vomitting.

sure put me outside, but now i am hungry!

i hope you leave your socks on the floor....

 
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