April 23rd 2010 4:30 pm
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Meowmee hadz an ickee tumee diz week an ai wuz nawt happee. Runnin alla tiem and owt ob mah wai! an awl wuz no fun. Ai could nawt cuddle wif her. Murfee wuz in mai place on da bed an wuz a big turd. And Meowmee sleeps alla tiem an finks ai wuz nawt der but ai wuz.
Nao teh bagderriers in da tumee iz awl gone an Meowmee cuddelz me agin.
Hedbonks an huggelz,
November 9th 2008 6:31 am
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I'm Piper an I has a Diary nao like my brofer Murphy. Hez a owwie in da keester, but he lubs me an Mommy.
Twoday Iz shawin' a a game of kitteh-tag my fwen Margo, R.K.N. started an we has fun.
We is bof kitteh-nooses, dat takes gud care of our Mommies. See da catiffcats we has on our pwofiles? Go lookee nao. After da readin.
Nao on wif da game!!
Bonks an kissies!!
1. How mene toes duz yew hab?
I habs 4 twosies on my feetses, four feetses........ **counts**
ha, fergotted da fumbs.... Mommy, halp countin!! EEk, da ticklus!!
20 or so.....
2. Is yew marreed?
3. Duz yew hab short, medium, or long hairs?
Medium an I leebs dem effryware Muahahahaha
4. Duz yew likes tew dress up?
No. Da clofes makes me look fat...
5, Hoo gots da stinkeeeest gas in yore house???
Murphy, coz all bois iz stinkee!!
6. How mene toys duz yew hab?
I playz wif efferyfink, so I doan noo.
7. Is yore tale straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or jus rite?
Just rite and berry beootiful. Doan lissn to Murfee, he sez its fat. like his hed...... OW!! da turd bited me!!!
8. Hab yew eber killed a reel mousie??
oh yah. Too akshualy!! Wun I gibs two Mommy on her burfday an she said I wuz a good kitteh an de offer I hided under da bed fur snack, but fergotted it an Mommy founded it an flushed it daon her big littaboks.
9. Is yew beeyooteeful, hansum, or uglee??
Yoo fergotted to put in kyoot, mol.
Mommy sez Iz da kyootes. But she also sez Iz beootiful.
10. Is yew da King ob da house, Kween ob da house, or da Serbint?????
Murf finks hes da King (I sez ob turds, teehee) But eberywun cans plainlee seez Iz da Kween. We needs no Serbints, we has da Mommy....
Bonks an huggles,
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