The Mobile Home Surveyor Reports

I Found the Light!

I have been so busy. I recently made a discovery of tremendous proportions!

Did you know that when the fridge door opens the light inside tumbles out onto the floor but then races back into the fridge when the door gets closed?

OMC - I couldn't believe my good fiend. The first time I noticed it, I pounced on the light and chased it all the way to the fridge, and then BANG the door bit my tush and tail. Then it happened again! That's when I discovered that it's Mommy who moves the door and closes it again. She's hiding the light on me!

Now I can tell when she's making food. Whenever she does that, she has to open the fridge. I don't know why the light just doesn't stay out here with me, but it loves to play hide and seek. So I wait by the door for Mommy to open it, and BINGO I am right there to leap and pounce and attack the light as soon as it pops out.

Mommy finds this to be most entertaining. In fact, Secretary showed up tonight when Mommy came home from that work place she goes to. Secretary doesn't come over at night in the middle of the week - except for tonight. Mommy had to show Secretary the light that pops out of the fridge when the door moves. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom I was right there to pounce on the light. I got it good, too, but it's better than me. It always goes to hide back in the fridge. I don't understand why it won't stay and play with me.

Secretary took one look at me tonight and said "gracious, Ivan, you need a good brushing!" She says my coat looks all straggly from the dead fur. Excuse me? I can manage my coat just fine, thank you! I don't mind a good face brushing, though. I haven't seen Secretary for a couple weeks so it was good to have attention from her. She brushed my face... then she tried to brush my tail and pantalooms. Can't a man have his privacy???? Ugh I was not pleased at all and I tried to catch the brush, but Secretary moves faster than I do sometimes, and this was one of those times.

Mommy and Secretary were talking about where Mommy was going to put the "pigs" when Secretary brings them over. Mommy assured her that I'd make a great babysitter. What is a pig? Why are they coming here? Can I play with them? I didn't get my questions answered, but Secretary said something about "Sunday" and that's only a few days away!

Secretary also whispered to me that Sunday is a special day called "Mother's Day" when people get their moms special cards and gifts. She told me not to worry; she found a purfect card for me to stamp with my paw. She said she'd bring it over Sunday and let me sniff it out before Mommy gets it. Phew I'm glad she tells me about such things - otherwise, I'd look so ungrateful!