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HElLo tO aLl HumAns OuT thErE

Ddeer hUmaNs,

Ppleeze hElp ME, I Am sTuCk in thIs evIL pRiSon wHere I aM Nott AlLoWeD to
PuLL dowwN BLinDs oR wALK on taBlETopS. I AM oNLY FED At tHE WhIm Of The
FEmAle HuMAN -- OnlEE tWO tiMEs A DaY; JuST Enuff TO Keepe Me ALIve to PloT
mY reVenge Fore AnoTHEr DaY. EACH MoRniNG I mUSt UnDErTAke an ElABorate
sERiES of lOUd Protest ACTioNs In oRdER To Get FeD my MoRnING Meel.
OTHErWiSe The HUMAn wILL dENY My ExistEnCE aNd My BOwL wiLL reMain EmpTy.
LASt NiGHt My HUnGer Drove Me to desperaATe mEASurEs aND I suCCeedeD in
KnOckIng Over the HUMan GArbAge bin (wHERe They OpENly StoRE FooD in OrDEr
TO tAUnt ME) in a BrAve AttemPt to fiND SuSTeNaNCE. WHEn ThAt OperATion
Failed, I fEIgned Sleep aNd wAited For LightS ouT. UsiNg The cOVer oF
DarKNEss anD KiTty nigHTviSion tO MY AdvanTAGe, I tHEN BROke Into The
RatIONS Storage coNTAinER anD tRied To EAT as Much AS feliNELY PossIble but
My ruSe was Foiled bY tHE femaLE Captor befORE I'd HAD mY FiLL. ToDay I
TrIeD to esCApe bY Clawing my Way OuT A ScreEN Door buT I Was CAuGht AgAIN
And WAS FORced Into SolitARy CONfiNement. As PuniSHMENt, the GuaRDs RAn the
Red nOiseMaking MonSter BACk and FoRTH alOng The fLOOr Outside THE dOOR of
MY CEll. BuT THEy Will NoT breaK MEeEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEE!!!!!!

HhhhhheeeellllpPPPppPpPPPpPp!!1 !!!!11!!111

SeNDD wETtt FooDDDDDDD!!!!

CccccAAaallll MMMaaTT GGonZaleZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

MmmeeEEeoooOOoOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
ScRAtCh tHE Cat