Hola, Beeatches!

I found two suckers willing to take me home today. Gimme two days and I'll own that apartamento. The girl has a high, squeaky voice. She's very excitable. She's downright scary to tell you the truth. She freaks out whenever I use the litter box, she's so happy. I was happy to use the litter box, too, not because I need her approval, but because getting into the thing is an accomplishment in and of itself. The walls are like six inches high. What am I, a puma? I'm not trying to invade China or get into West Germany, I just wanna go onesies.