Margo's Mewsings!

Mooooobin

January 28th 2011 7:56 pm
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Ma an I found out tewda dat we bees moobin intew our noo partment on Feb 15!! Not eben 3 weeks frum now. Sew Ma agunna bees furry bizee tryin tew pak up da house, DDB an me......

We will not be stayin wid Catster mush longer. Sew iffin yew would like tew keeps in tuch wid us, please email Ma at

Margo_thecat@yahoo.com

Mush Lubs,
Margo

 

WHITE STUFFS

January 24th 2011 9:22 am
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Hello furrends - Just a note tew lets yew no dat iffin yew wants tew receeb my diree ebry week via email please tells Ma @
Margo_thecat@yahoo.com

White Stuffs

My gunness, Ma - luk at all dat wite stuffs on da ground! Seems like we bin gettin more an more ebry day! It purrrrrty!!

Hey MA!!! Yew gots tew goes outside an an an makes a snowman tew puts in yore flowerpot!! Yep! A kyoot snowman!! Yew alrede gots buttons fur its eyes!!! An an an yew kins git stiks by da fence fur its arms!!! An an an yew gots raisins fur its mouf! But yew dunno gots no carrots.........wut kins yew use fur its nose??? A snowman GOTTA HAS A NOSE!!!

I NO I NO!! Yew kins use my orange mousie!! Yep! Dat wills dew it! An it wills luk funnee wid a tale stikin out ob its mouf! MOL MOL ROTFMOL MOL!!!! DAT FUNNEE MA!!!

Go aheds, Ma!! Yew kins puts dat snowman in da flowerpot on da bak pateeo!! Sew I will guards it an an an makes shur dat no boycat come along an pees on it!!! I wills be FEROSHIS an an an MEEN tew ENE animal dat come neer yore Snowman, Ma!!

An an an yew gots tew gibs it a name! Yep! Well, Frosty alrede taken. Sew lets me tinks bout dis. Wut kud we names Ma's snowman?????

I NO I NO I NO!! Lets name him (it a boy) HARVEY!!! HARVEY DA SNOWMAN!!! Yep! An an an we kins eben rites a song bout it (eets yore hart out Frosty!!)!! Heer goes:

Harvey da Snowman
lib in a flowerpot
He gots a mousie mouf
an he gots no toes
an he gots no feets
Sew he sits in da pot all day!

Da birdies come an sits on him
an sings dar sweet sweet toons
an Harvey bring a smile
tew ebryone's face
hoo see him restin dar!
An an an he dunno goes
*Thumpity thump thump*



WUT?????? YEW KIDDIN, MA?????? YEW DUNNO HAS BOOTS???? YEW KINNO GOES IN DA SNOW AN MAKES A SNOWMAN??? I BEES DEVASTATE!! All dat tinkin an werk an an an yew CANNO MAKES HARVEY??????? MEEN MA!! BEYOND MEEN!!!

Will sumbuddy pleeze come ober an makes a snowman fur Ma????

Lubs,
Margo

 

Happee Noo Yeer an Mikey & Me Annifursary!!

January 1st 2011 11:42 am
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Happee noo yeer tew all our Catster friends!

TEWDA BEES MIKEY AN MY 2nd ANNIFURSARY!!!! WOWIE!!I bees da lukeeest cat in da HOLE WERLD acuz I has da BESTEST most ROWMANTIK most HANSUM MAN CAT in da werld!! My Mikey!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

 

Meowie Christmas Furrends!!

December 19th 2010 1:58 pm
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Ma an I wants tew wishies all ob our beloved furrends on Catster an an an Dogster a furry blessed an Merry Christmas!!! I hopes dat Santa Paws bring yew LOTS ob toys an treets! Mos ob yew bin furry gud - cept mebe one or tew........

Christmas wills be heer in a few days. Ma an I hab sum tradishins tewgedder, an I wants tew share da mos impotent one wid yew! Christmas NO bout Santa an an purrezzies an an an trees! Nope! Reeds on tew finds out da troo meening ob CHRISTmas!

I crawls intew Ma's lap an she get out her Bible an magnifyin ting an an an reeds Luke Chapter 2, which bees bout Creator's Son, who was tew bees King. As she was reedin, I start askin sum kweshuns, kuz I dunno reely unnastands sum tings.

Da Bible say dat Creator's Son, who was tew bees king, bin born in a stable! A STABLE???? Creator's Son bin borned in a STABLE??? Dew yew no how yukky a stable bees????? Dat war cows, sheeps, camels, an an an udder animals stays an an an it bees dirty an poopy, slobbery an an an STINKEE!! I meens BIG TIME STINKEE!!

Now I wudda tot dat Creator wudda want His Son tew bin borned in a nice nice 5 star hotel (they didn't have 5 star hotels back then, Margo) - or mebe a manshun wid marble floors kuz Son was tew bees King!!

Wowie - I dunno unnerstands dat! An an an guess wut? Ma sez dey dinno eben hab DIAPERS bak den! Nope!! Sew Mary, his Ma, rap him in RAGS!! RAGS!! Can yew beleebs dat????? I bees gettin a liddl upsets kuz I canno konmpreehen dis ting dat Creator's Son, who wuz tew bees King, went tru!

An an an yew nos wut else?? It bin sush a miracle dat a BIG BIG brite star shine in da sky! Modern science proob dat! WOWIE!! It guide hoomans tew Creator's Son, who wuz tew bees king.

AN AN AN all da angels in Heben bin SEW egsited dat Creator's Son bin borned, dat dey burst tru da sky an sings GLORY HALLELUJAH tew Creator's Son, who suz tew bees king! WOWIE!! Dis bees purrty amazin tew me!

Sew I cuddles up close tew Ma's eyes an nose an clings tew her. An she tell me dat eben dough Christmas bees da day we celebrates Creator's Son who wuz tew bees king's birfday, dat Son's storee dunno ends dar............... an an an dat venshually Creator's Son die a horrybull deth on a cross, which I dunno unnerstans, but Son did dat becuz he LUB hoomans an want tew makes a way fur dem tew be wid Him in heben!!!

Sew dat wut Christmas meen tew me an Ma.

HAPPEE BIRFDAY CREATOR'S SON!!!

Merry Christmas ebryone!

Pee Ess - iffin yew wud likes tew receeb my diree once a week, pleeze emails Ma at:

Margo_thecat@yahoo.com an an an she wills put yew on da list! Tankee furry mush!

 

Posted by request

November 28th 2010 9:43 pm
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Ant Brenda ask me tew posts my diree on Catster. Sew heer it bees!
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FIRE SMOKE HAAAAAALPS!!!

Oh boy. Ma did a gud one tewda. Sheesh. Now mos ob yew no dat Ma bees a furry gud cook. An she cook for Ant Brenda an Unkie Carl ebry weekend.

A friend ob Ma’s gab her sum catfish. Ma canno eets fish, but she know dat Ant Brenda an Unkie Carl likes it. Sew she call Ant Brenda an asks her how tew cooks it, acuz she neber cooks fish afore.

Ma neber *deep fry* afore. Ebryting she fry bees *pan fried* in a tablespoon or 2 ob olib erl. Sew she git out da irok skillit an an puts canola erl in it an start tew heets it up.

She krak sum eggs an git shell in da egg. Bad Ma. Sew she *fish* out da shells an an an git egg all ober da kleen tablecloth. Den she git da cornmeal an put dat on a plate. I bees wachin her. I neber seen a fish like dat afore. It big. It wuds feeds me fur a week! She take da furst fish an dip it in egg, an an an git MORE egg on da kleen tablecloth. Den she put it in da cornmeal, an spills it all ober da table an on da floor…………I sees a disaster comin……………

She test erl tew sees iffin it bees hot. Yep. It hot. She put da fish in an an an SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT !!! Hot erl go all ober da floor, stove, counters, an an an Ma bak up sew she dinno gits burnt.

MA I yells – dat erl bees TEW HOT!!! My eyes gits reeel big!! All ob a sudden dar bees FLAMES comin out frum under da pan!! An Ma yellin *THE SALT GET THE SALT* an all ob a sudden da fire alarm go off BEEP BEEP BEEP an an an it hoot my eeeeers! I starts yowlin. Benny start Skwawkin. FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! Ma runnin round like a shiken widout a hed. She trow da salt on da flames (an an an all ober da couter an floor). Den she run an open da pateo door, turn on da seelin fam, an opens da front door, runs an lower da heet an turn da fish ober (da one side burnt), open an shut da baffroom door tew cleer da smoke out ob da hall, run tew da front door, open/shut/open/shut, run bak tew da fish an remoob da fish frum da pan (now she dew dis FURRY FAST. It take longer tew rites dis dan it did fur her tew DEW all dat mol!)

Dat poor fishie. Gud ting it bin ded wen she cook it.

Eneways, she cook da second fish wid NO problem. It come purrfikt. She put it on da plate. She go intew da bedroom an yell *IT SMELLS LIKE CATFISH IN MY BEDROOM – YUK!* Sew I tells her dat it bin her falt. Dunno blames me or Benny, Ma!!

Ma call Ant Brenda tew tells her an Ant Brenda burst intew lafter. She laff sew hard Ma tot she wuds falls on da floor.

Ma sit on da coush an I jumps on her an SKOLDS her! MA! Yew shudda no dat erl git hot fast an an an yew dunno puts da heet on it all da way up. Dis no gas, it lektrik!! Bad Ma! Ma luk kinda frazzle…………

Sew now Ma bees an ekspert catfish cooker ROTFMOL MOL MOL!!

Lubs,
Margo
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Update on Ma's Eyes

November 20th 2010 6:17 pm
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This is a medically documented testimony of God's healing power and answer to prayer.
I am 52 years old, and have had diabetes since I was a teenager. I have always been on insulin, and have always had problems controlling my blood sugar. After so many years, secondary complications of diabetes can develop.
In January of 2009, I was diagnosed with Diabetic Retinopathy. The blood vessels in my eye began to leak blood into the back of the eye , near the macula, causing it to swell. This causes blurred vision and leads to vision loss. The disease is progressive, and can lead to complete blindness.
Treatment protocol is a shot of Avastin into each eye, followed by laser treatment. The Avastin can help to reduce the swelling behind the macula. This is followed 2 weeks later by laser surgery. The surgery simply cauterizes the blood vessels that have already leaked so that they won't leak any more. It is not corrective. The goal of treatment is only to stabilize the disease progression. Once the vision is lost, it will not come back.
Diabetic retinopathy is diagnosed by dilating the eyes, and having a kind of sonogram of the back of the eye, and a dye test, where dye is injected into your vein and it goes to the eyes and highlights the areas of leakage. The retinologist also uses magnification lenses to look into the back of the eye.
At my first appointment, the retinologist said that my eyes were bad enough that I needed to have the shots and laser surgery. After that I would need tocome back every 3 months to see if the disease had progressed.
Every three months, my eyes got worse and worse. It was devastating. I could no longer read books, magazines, or any kind of text that was small or normal sized I was now legally blind in my right eye.
The sonogram in a normal eye would be a straight line. The lines on my scans first got fuzzy, then wavy. In July of this year, the scans looked more like ocean waves. On top of that, the cysts that had begun to develop around my retina were growing steadily. Eventually they would enclose my retina and I would be blind. I was devastated.
I had to make major adjustments in my life due to my vision loss. Things I took for granted were now much more difficult. I needed a 24" monitor for my computer so I could see it clearly. I used magnifying glasses for many tasks. A friend has helped me with my mail. It is really frustrating.
But my friends were praying for me, and were believing that God would heal my eyes. Some had called the 700 club and other places and requested prayer for me. My pen pals from around the world were praying for me. I have been on many, many prayer lists.
As the time for my next appointment approached, I was dreading it. I just didn't want to hear that my eyes had gotten worse. I contacted the International House Of Prayer in Kansas City and put in a prayer request. Many, many people have been praying for me.
I saw the retinologist on November 15. The sonogram showed that the waves of lines had become one straight line (still fuzzy due to vision loss). The cysts in the back of my eyes had SHRUNK!!! There was No More Swelling behind the macula, and no further leakage from the blood vessels!!! She looked into the back of my eyes and she could not believe what she saw. She said that there was *Remarkable improvement* (medical term for unexpected, non- textbook, unheard of improvement). She was. quite frankly, stunned! She said that they don't ever see such drastic improvement in the disease when it has gone this far!! She could not give a medical reason for this kind of improvement. None whatsoever. She said, in a amazed, stunned voice, that I would not need shots or laser surgery, and to come back in 3 months.
And I said Thank You, Jesus!!! Only Jesus could touch my eyes and cause such improvement! It truly is a miracle. Something not expected medically. The disease has not just stabilized, it has REVERSED!!! Dramatically!
My eyesight has improved slightly. Everyone who is praying for me is believeing that Jesus will COMPLETELY HEAL AND RESTORE THE VISION in both of my eyes! Please continue to pray in agreement with me for that!
Praise God for His goodness and healing power! What an incredible miracle! As Jesus said in Luke 4:18 "The Spirit of the Lord is upon Me,..........recovering the sight of the blind." I am claiming that verse. Jesus is the only One who has the power to heal my eyes, and I am believing that He will! Psalm 146:8 says "The Lord opens the eyes of the blind"
Praise God! As long as I live, I will declare the works of the Lord!

Love,
Laura-Lynne

 

To All of you who are wondering.....and to HQ......

October 31st 2010 7:27 pm
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This is Laura-Lynne. The Mommy who got the bad news about her cancer is Dancin Girl's. Her name is Cherri. I have known her for a while and she is a very lovely lady. She needs your prayers. This is a very serious situation.

As to the confusion this caused in Catsterland, there aren't enough words to say how badly this confused and upset a LOT of Catsters and their mommies. This should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED and it is NOT a laughing matter. People were genuinely concerned and very upset. Including me, even though I knew it was Dancin Girl's diary. Completely tasteless.

This flea is STILL NOT FIXED and Cherri's diary is STILL VERBATUM on some cats pages. Please fix this, HQ. and BTW I don't really want to know what diaries my friends have commented on. It is a waste of space.

Laura-Lynne

 

TTFN to Catster.

October 30th 2010 4:04 pm
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Yes, it is Ta Ta For Now for Margo and I from Catster. I have a lot on my plate right now - my own health issues, plus a recent fall, my best friend Brenda is terminally ill and I am trying to help her and Carl as much as I can, just to name a few things.

Catster is no longer any fun for me. The sense of community that was there isn't there any longer. We have also lost too many precious kitties this year. I haven't been able to go to Margo's page lately without sobbing. What happened with the diaries last night was the last straw. I just couldn't handle what happened. So I am taking a break until after the holidays.

I need to take care of myself first and I have let myself get overloaded with other things and that is not good for me. I need some time away from Catster. Margo and I WILL be back at some point, perhaps after the holidays.

I will remain active in Pen Paws and Calling all Chefs. I get those emails here in my yahoo account. I will not be answering pmails, posting or reading diaries.

If you wish to stay in touch with me, you can email me at
Margo_thecat@yahoo.com

Love,
Laura-Lynne
&
Margo

 

More sad noos........Sugar

October 30th 2010 10:44 am
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Dis mornin Sugar, Calvin's sisfur, cross over to da bridge
:((( Ma an I bees SEW SORREE tew heers dis an we sends our lubs tew Sugar's famblee. Mene ob yew no dem, Sugar's Mommy own Cat in the Clover an make gorjus collars an beds an tings fur all furs.

BIG HUGS tew Laura an an an her famblee.

Mush Lubs,
Margo & Laura-Lynne

 

Link tew our Wedding

December 31st 2008 5:05 pm
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I hopes dis werks!! Heer bees da link tew our weddin:

*Margo and Mikeys wedding *

Hope yew kin come!

Lubs,
Margo

 
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