Margo's Mewsings!

My Mikey's Birfda

My wunnerful furhubby's birfda bees comin up! Pleeze stop by his paj an an an wishies him a grrrrrrrrrrate day!

I Lubs Mikey wid all my hart, sole, mind, tree feet an an an tale!
Lubs,,
Margo

MEOWIE

Hello Deer Furrends,

I bees sew sorree dat I canno play on Catster rite now. It bees furry diffykult fur Ma.

But I bees doin GRRRRRRRRRRRATE!!! I bin noosin Ma like normal. An I bin playin a lot an tryin............reely tryin, tew stay out ob trubbl!

I gos a noo game dat I bin playin wid ma at 5AM. It called KISSY KISSY! I steps on Ma an an an gibs her kissies on da nose, den on da eeer, den on her hand, on her cheeeek - enewar dat not cover by clothin. An I dances on top ob her an mews reeel soft. I LOBS tew play dis wid ma.

Howeber..........Ma not too crazee bout dis game. She moan an grumbl an tell me te STOPS IT!!!

BUT I WILLNO STOPS IT MA!!!! NEENER NEENER!!! GETS UP AN AN AN PLAY WID ME!!!!

Sew she git up, go tew da batroom, an den go on da couxh. Den I jumps rite bak on her...........but she make me lay down, an den we bot goes bak tew sleep.

I LUBS MY MA!!

Lubs,
Margo

Note from Laura-Lynne

Hello Friends! Thought I would let you know what is going on with my eyes. I have had surgery in both eyes now, and, unfortunately, it has not helped at all.

I am not able to read books, magazines, or handwritten things. Basically anything with a font size smaller than 14. Using the computer makes my eyes tire very quickly, so I am not spending much time online.

I had a long conference with my primary doctor and we have come to the conclusion that keeping my blood sugar levels stable for more than a few days is impossible, and we have run out of options.

It is a cycle of pain, lack of sleep due to pain, more pain from lack of sleep, etc. I can have great, normal blood sugar readings for a few days. Then if I start having more pain than usual, my blood sugar goes up, and WILL NOT come down for a few days. That means readings over 300 sometimes, which is not good at all. I do not qualify for the pump. I have tried every drug and combination out there. Nothing is breaking the cycle.

Unfortunately, uncontrolled blood sugar is NOT good for my eyes - or any of my major organs. Things will continue to get worse unless somehow, God intervenes and helps me control the pain/sleep cycle.

She also told me that I cannot take any more insulin than I am already taking.....and that it is impossible for me to loose a lot of weight with the amount of insulin I take.

So I am not in a good place right now. It was devastating for me to hear this. I MISS emailing my friends. I MISS Catster terribly!

IF my eyes stay stable for 3 months, I can get new lenses, which will help considerably. Until then..........with the up and down of my blood sugar my vision changes all the time and it drives me crazy.

I am so thankful for my relationship with Jesus..........without Him in my life I would have no hope at all.

I really appreciate your prayers and friendship and I hope that you understand and can accept my limitations at this point! I am thankful that I can still drive :)

Love,
Laura-Lynne

MEOWIE

Hello Furrends - jus a note tew lets yew no dat I bees ok. I bin a gud gurl. I hab no eeten ene spiders, no pukin, no skreemin at dat boycat.........I habno bin in ene trubl at all! Jus noosin Ma. She turn 51 las Wednesday. Not da bestest day fur her.

Unforshunately, da treetmint didno helps her eyes an an an she hab furry diffykult time. She hab big big changes in her vision. She still canno reed magazines, books, or handwritin. Her eyes gits tired eeezy. Cuz ob her chronic pane an an a *diabetes* her vision change sebin or ate times a day an it bees furry furrustratin fur her. She bin down in da dumps.

She canno spends mush time on da pooter cuz she hab sush a dirrykult time wid her eyes. She go fur checkup dis week cuz dar bin more changes in her vision. She bees kind of askairt.

We lubs an misses our furrends furry mush. When Ma kin gits noo lenses - an an an she dunno wen dat wills be, it wills be eezier fur her tew use da pooter an we kin spend time on Catster. We bees furry sorree we canno purrticipate mush rite now. an an an we hopes our furrends understands.

Mush Lubs,
Margo & Laura-Lynne

eye report

Well, things were a lot worse than I expected. And the first part of treatment was a nightmare for me.

The only good news is that even though my left eye is also damaged, I have not lost any vision in that eye, and laser surgery will help. it does not cure the problem, but it will prevent further damage from the veins and blood vessels that are affected in that eye.

However, my right eye is pretty serious. There is only a 10% chance that with treatment, any of the vision will be restored. It is much more advanced than the other eye. That was very difficult to hear. I still cannot read magazines, books, etc. and may never be able to again. The loss of vision is in an area where when I try to use both eyes the letters look squiggly and I just can't read. And one eye reading does not work for me, either. Treatment will only stop the damaged blood vessels from further leaking.

I can read email because I can enlarge the print to 24 bold font and my right eye can see that clearly, and I can elnarge web pages to a readable size. No restrictions on driving. However, since the damage is more serious, I have a bigger chance of completely loosing my vision in that eye.

This is a complication from diabetes. I can stop the progression of the disease by having a seriously tight blood sugar level all the time. Not as easy as it sounds. Don't want to get into all of that.

I had a lot of tests today, with a reaction in my arm from the dye injection, which is normal for me. It is swollen, hard, itchy and painful. That will go away in a few days. Thank the Lord it was NOT a systemic reaction!

The first part of treatment today was a shot of a new drug into the back of my eye. Yes, a shot, I completely fell apart. Sobbed like a baby. That is the only thing in the world that that truly TERRIFIES me - like my worst nightmare. I didn't want to handle that. Took me a while to calm down. But eventually I did let the doctor do it. And it was horrible. Even though my eye was numb, it hurt, and I got really nauseous. BUT, with the help of the Lord, I made it through. The shot only takes a few seconds. But it was a few seconds of terror for me

.So next Monday I will have laser treatment to my left eye, the following week to my right eye. Then follow ups to see if I need more laser treatments. Then I go back in 3 months to make sure my eyes are stable, so I can get new glasses.

The worst of it is over. Please pray that I do NOT NEED another of those shots, and that I will be calm for the laser surgery the next two Mondays.

So it was a very difficult day. I am thankful that I have not lost MORE or ALL of my vision in my right eye. Very Thankful. I can still drive. I really do appreciate your prayers.

Love,
Laura-Lynne

Meowie I gots me my mousie!!

Hello Furrends!

Sorree it bin sew long since I rite. Tings bin kinda sad heer. Ant Brenda bin diagnosed wid a furry bad diseeez an Ma bin furry upset bout dat. Ma bin tryin tew helps Ant Brenda by doin sum cookin fur her an Unkie Carl. But Ma tol me she beez greeevin cuz Ant Brenda not gunna get beder - onlee werse, an evenshlly die frum wut she hab. Dat make me sad, tew. Sew dat ware Ma's energy bin goin lately.

But eneway, I bin a FURRY GUD NOOS, as uzual! I bin keepin Ma kpm[nee, gibin her lots ob kissies an hed bonks, AN, as Ma put it - playin like a BANSHEE!!!!

Bout 2 yeers ago Ma got me one ob dem ball in a trak tings wid a skratchin ting in da middle ob it. Well, I agnore it fur almos 2 yeers. I dinno cares bout it. But all ob a sudden, an I dunno why............I bin skratchin dat ting ebry mornin an ebry evenin an wakin dat ball round da trak sew it blink blink blink!! An it always askairt me wen it hits me on da udder side ob me! I neber ekspekt dat!!! MOL! Sew I runs, runs, runs round da libin room.

DEN, Ant Peggy found my bloo an green mousies an WOWIE!! I bin habin a ton ob fun wid dem! I piks one ob dem up, bites it, kits it wid my bak leg, den bats it round da room, den piks it up an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM round da house wid it in my mouf!!! Den I drops it and starts all ober agin! An den after a wile I piks up da udder mousie an duz da same ting! Dar bees a TIGERESS inside ob me!! I tells yew, I plays RUFF!! Dunno Mess wid Margo, R.K.N. the TIGRESS!!!

Ma an I hopes tew bees more aktib wen her eyes bees heeled an she get done wid da doktors. We misses all our furrends an an an sends our lubs tew all ob yew!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Update on Ma

I know it has been a while since I have pmailed/updated. I'm sorry about that. And I know that some of you are also going through some very difficult times right now.

I will be having eye surgery on Monday morning. I am hoping that this will restore some of the vision that I have lost in my right eye. I really don't know what to expect - no clue. But I hope and pray for the best.

I feel much better now that I have healed from the surgery. It seems also that the menopausal symptoms have relented as well!!! YAY!!! So its back to chronic moderate to severe pain 24/7 and fatigue, which is normal. I am learning to manage that a little better now.

After my eye problems are taken care of I have some lumps and bumps that need to be removed and biopsied. I get these every few years, and they are just benign cysts. But because they are usually either on or near my breasts, they have to be removed and biopsied. I will need stitches for one of them.

So, eventually, I hope to become active on Catster again. And I hope that I can read again, too!

Thank you for your continued calls, prayers, cards, etc. It really means a lot to me.

Love,
Laura-Lynne

No Middle Name

Tankee furrends for all yore input. Da majoritee ob yew tol me dat I dunno needs a middle name, cuz my name bees Margo, R.K.N. (dat stand fur Registered Kitty Nurse!). Sew dat wut my name wills be fureber!

One ob my old furt furrends sed dat he wud hab trubble rememememebering a longer name................. an I dunno wants tew kon foos hiim............. sew yew willno furgets my name now an an an yew no ho yew bees............MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

I needs sum haaaaaaaaaalps...................

Sorree we habno bin round mush. Life bees komplikated. Ma an Ant Peggy bin talkin tewda, an an an I dunno tinks I likes wut dey bees talkin bout.

Dey talking bout *Middle Names*. All ob Ant Peggy's furkids gots *Middle Names* an an an I no sum ob yews gots middle names, an an an sun ob yew gots MORE den one middl name.

Ma dunno no wut a gud middle nam fur me bees. Sew we bees takin suggeshuns. WUT DEW YOUS TINK MY MIDDLE NAME SHUD BE or IFFIN I SHUD HAB A MIDDLE NAME. I likes my name jus as it is.

Pmail me an lets me no. Purrrrrsonally, I likes da name Hazel Lucy. Dat go tewgedder reeeely well.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

ONLEE 364 DAYS LEFT TILL MY NEKS BIRFDA!!!

WOWIE! I bees SEW egsited bout dat kuz I had SUSH a wunnerful birfda!! Tankee tew all my wunnerfur furrends fur all da birfda wishies an an an gifties! I trooly had a grrrrrrrrrrrrrate day!

Ma gab me skrambl egg an an an canteloupe fur brekfist.....an an an later on I gab her purrezzies, tew..............*PUFF PUFF PUFFFFF*!!! MOL! STINKEE!!!! MOL MOL MOL!!!

I kuddl wid Ma an we play on an off all day long an an an we tuk a long affernoon nap tewgedder! I cudno ask fur a beder birfda!!!


Lubs,
Margo

DUBL WOWIE!!!!

OH WOWIE!!! WOWIE!! I BEES A DIARY PIK ON MY BIRFDA!!! WOWIE!!! Tankee furry mush, Diary Gal an an an HQ!! WOWIE! I bees SEW egsited! I gunna habs da BESTEST birfda EBER!!! WOWIE!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

W O W I E!!! W O W I E !!

WOWIE!!

I has a Birfda Twin!! Yep! My deer furrend LuLu share da same birfda as me! She bees a liddl older den me, but I wills no tell her age!

HAPPEE BIRFDA LULU!!!

Lubs,
Margo

MY BIRFDA!!!

It Bees Saturday an an an IT BEES MY BIRFDA!!! Ant Peggy gunna brings me a *Shrimp*, wudeber dat bees, but it bees food, sew I gunna LUBS it! WOWIE! An Ma gunna gibs me speshil treets inkludin Kantalope! YUM!! I gunna gets sperled, an an an I deserbs tew gets sperled!! MOL MOL! I bees furry egsited!

An Ma jus tol me dat I habs a birfda EBRY YEER!!! Imagin dat!! Dat bees furry egsitin, tew! Sew after tewda, dar bees 364 days till my neks birfda. Is dat a lot ob days??? I dunno cuz I cann counts dat hi!!

LUBS,
Margo

Tankees

WOWIE! Dem gifties bees comin in - tankee all sew furry mush!

For Rosettes: Lancelot
Speshil Gifties: Elise, Whisper, Coffee, an an an Pandora
An tew my Hubby, Mikey - tankee fur da lubly star tew sellabrates our six munf annifursary!!!!

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Ma hab problem wid her left eye - detach cornea, sew she willno be on da pooter fur a week. Dis happen a lot. Caused by diabetes. She see eye doctor tomorro fur meds

But Ma bees doin mush beder, generally.. She bin strugglin tew control blood sugar fur munfs an munfs. She canno hab eye surgery till she hab control blood sugar at leest 3-4 weeks. Past 3 days she bin under 120 fastin AN before meels! YIPEE! She not doin enetin diffrent, sew we bot no dat it bees PRAYER dat make dat diffrence!! Tankee tew all hoo bees prayin fur Ma . She still need it.

An an an an I tink dat I bees a FURRY BIG HELP tew ma! Past 3 days she hab migraine an I cuddles wid her mos ob da time. She get Excedrin Migraine tewda an iffin dat dunno helps, she will get shots at ER. 3 days bees tew long fur a migraine.

But Ma REELY feel beder den she has in a LONG TIME!! I bees SEW Happee! Ma bees happee bout dat, tew!

Mush lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

Tewda - June 1st!!

WOWIE!!! I canno beleebs dis - tewda bees Mikey an My Six Munf Annifursary!!! I bees da HAPPEEST kitty in da WERLD!!!!

HAPPEE ANNIFURSARY MY LUB!

Lubs - ALL my lubs,
Yore Wifey, Margo

Tankees

Oh my gunness - Ma bees trying tew keeps up wid our tankees - I tol her she need tew do dis EBERY DAY!!

Tankee tew all ob my furrends fur makin me an Ma feel sew lubbed!

Rosettes: Luci Lui, Twinkle, Harriet, Patches, Alfie, Pie an dar famblees!

Speshil Gifties: Kit Kat, Ozzy & Harriet, Ginger (doggie furrend), Be=Little, and again, Ozzy an an an Harriet an dar famblees!

An an an Tankee Harriet fur da lubly diamond!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

My Birfday

It dunno seems pawsible dat I bin wid Ma fur 3 yeers alredee! WOWIE time fly! It bin da bestest tree yeers ob my ife (I wills be 4). I cudno hab asked fur a beeder fureber home. My lub on me an play wid me ebry day, sperl me rotten, gib me gud, nutrishis food, make shur I bees helthee, an LUB LUB LUBS me!!! An an an I LUB LUB LUBS her, tew!

My birfda bees Saturday, June 6. Ant Peggy gunna bring me a peec ob Salmon stake. I neber had dat! But I no it wills be delishis! Ma gunna gibs me sum canteloupe - YUM!

Lubs,
Margo

GET AWAY FRUM MA's GARDEN!!!!!!!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!SPPPPPPPPPPPIIITTTTTTTTTTTT !
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!

LEMME AT HIM MA! LEMME AT HIM!!! OPIN DAT SKREEN DOOR AN AN AN LET ME GETS HIM MA!!!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!

BAD BAD CAT!! DUNNO PEES ON MA'S CONTAINERS! I GUNNA GETS YEW AN SWINGS YEW BY YORE TALE AN BEET YEW UP WID MY TREE LEGS!!!!

*My Goodness, Margo you are going to get through that screen door! Stop it!*

WELL LETS ME AT HIM MA! HE PEE ON YORE POTATO PLANT CONTAINER. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*He is gone now, GuardCat Margo, R.K.N.............its ok - you did the right thing and you are a good girl - time to calm down now!*

I BEES MAD. AN AN AN NOW I BEES CRANKY. AN AN AN WERSE. I BEES DA GRUMPEEST CAT IN MOBERLY MISSOURI. WACH OUT BAD BOYCAT! i GUNNA GETS YEW.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!

Signed
GuardCat Margo, R.K.N.

Ma an I bees ok

Jus sum stuffs goin on rite now dat bees takin Ma away frum Catster. We wills be back soon as we cans.

AN PLEEEZE - iffin yew bees callin Ma on da fone - she need tew skreen her calls an wills not pick up unless she heer HOO IT BEES! Sew pleeeze dunno hangs up - waits for da beep an an sez yore name an iffin Ma bees home, which she uzully bees, she WILLS pik up da fon! She dunno wants tew miss her furrends fon calls! We hopes yew unnerstands.

Mush Lubs,
Margo
&
Laura-Lynne

HE GOT DEM!!!

Mikey got my kisses!!! YIPEEEEE!
Lubs,
Margo

Kweshun

Well, tewda it bees furry warm, sunny, an an an breeezy! I wuz wunderin iffin I sent sum kisses tew Mikey my husband on dis breeeze iffin he wud get dem soon.................. Rite?

Lubs,
Margo

Tankee Tankee Tankee

Oly gab me an Ma a rosette for Mudders Day! Ebony gab me a star! Ozzy an an an Harriet gab me a rosette, an an an Autumn gab me a rosette as well! Tankee sew furry mush fur tinkin ob me an Ma!

Ma bees habin trubbles wid her printer. It willno scan, an an an before it print it go CLICK CLICK CLICK bout 50 times..........it dribin her nuts! It mebbe time fur a noo one..............aaaaaaaaaak! MOL!

I duz hab sum noucements tew makes, but since da scanner dunno werks, we habs tew try sumtin else.

Sew I bees keepin yew all in suspense MOL MOL!!

Lubs,
Margo

Ware yew bin, Ma?????

Ma lef da house reeeely eeerly dis mornin - like 7am. I bin sleepin sew I dinno sez enetin tew her. Sneeky Ma mol!

She come bak wid a bag wid sumtin in it. Wut it bees, Ma? Huh Huh Huh???

Oh - furry kyoot, Ma. Tree snowman bowls tew use at Christmas time.Got a gud deel, tew! Way tew go, Ma.

Hey Ma, yew dunno luks tew gud. Yew bees pale. Wuts rong???

*I am getting a sinus headache, Margo.*

OH NOES, MA!!!! Yew CANNO habs a *sinus headache* - wudeber dat bees!!! I bees yore noos, sew I gunna tells yew wut tew dew an an an yew beder lisen tew me, K?

*Yes, Nurse Margo*

1.Yew goes intew da bedroom an gets yew 2 *Excedrin Sinus* pills.

2. Yew drinks dem down wid a FULL glass ob wader.

3. Yew eets sumtin sew it dunno boder yore stomik.

4. Yew goes intew da batroom an gets yew a BIG washcloth an an an gets it REEEEELY cold wid wader - as cold as yew kins stand it.

5. Yew comes bak heer, gets on da coush an lays bak - puts yore feets up.

6. Yew puts dat washcloth ober yure eyes an an an forehead.

7. Den yew closes yore eyes an an an rest.

8. I wills curl up on yore chest an an an purrs softly, an once in a wile I wills put my paw on yore chin jus tew make shur yew bees ok.

9. Den we bot goes tew sleep, an an an yew wills feel beder wen yew wakes up. K?

Now go do wut I sed, Ma. I bees yore full time Noos now.

*Yes, Nurse Margo*

All comfy now?

*Yes, Nurse Margo*

Ok den - relaks an goes tew sleep like I duz. PURRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N.

WERMS!!!!

Guess wut I seen dis mornin??? TONS of WERMS!!!! Yep, the ground bin wet frum da rain an an an all dees WERMS was out - eben on our pateeo!!! Den dar bin lots ob BIRDIES - speshilly robins an dar fledgelings!!! It wuz FUN tew wach dem eet dem werms!

But den I started tinkin.....werms bees dirty cuz dey libs in da ground. Birds eet werms dat libs in da ground dat bees dirty................. I change my mind bout eetin robins now...................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Lubs,
Margo

Storms are gone

And we are ok. The storms split just west of us and went north/south. Unfortunately, one person was killed, and there were lots of injuries, and homes/businesses totally destroyed by numerous tornadoes in Northern Missouri. I am very thankful that we are ok, and very saddened at the damage and injuries that occurred.

Love,
Laura-Lynne
&
Margo

Storm Update

So far, our county has not been hit by severe weather. However, there have been numerous tornados and a lot of damage done several counties away. No deaths, thankfully, but numerous injuries.We are in line for the weather soon, so we shall see what happens. Margo and I have our tornado bags packed and will hide out in our bathroom. I hate this time of year!

Hugs,
Laura-Lynne
&
Margo

Storms

We gunna bees off da pooter tewda an mebe tewmorro. We bees gettin thunderstorms at da moment, an an an mebe severe wether dis affernoon/evenin. Bad wether fur a few days. Sew we wills catch yew all later!
Lubs,
Margo

UT OH - did I reely say dat???

Arnold remind me dat I not spost tew call Ma wut I did............ut oh......I hopes she dinno sees dat............

MA I BEES SEW SORREE!!!! I LUBS YEW WID ALL MY HART AN AN AN YEW NOT BEES A MEEN MA! (lays down and puts her paws over her eyes..........) PLEEEEZE FURGIB ME............I JUS BEES UPSET DAT YEW BEES LEEBIN........... sniff sniff sniff sniff

*Its ok Ms. Drama Queen, I forgive you.* (Ma picks Margo up and gives her a good hug and kiss on the head). *giggle giggle*

Noo Koller an an an Leech

Well, Ma got me a purrezzie (akshully Ant Peggy shop for it) yesserda! A REEELY purrty poople collar wid a bell on it an an an liddle jewels shape like a pawprint! An an an a pink leech. I ask her wut da leech bees fur an an an she sez we wills talk bout dat later! But I LUBS purrezzies!

Ma gunna go to da Bad Bad Doctor Woman for post op chek up tewda. She gunna leeb me alone!! MEAN MA!!!

I tink Ma gunna try an an an takes me outside sew I kins see da garden...... but we wills see bout dat! I gots tew get flee stuffs ut on me furst........

Happee Toosda!!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma's Garden

Well, Ma's container garden bees all planted! Ma wills post pikshurs wen da plants bees a little bigger. Now I gots noos fur yew boycats an an an boydogs.............

I BEES MA'S OFFISHIL GARDEN GUARD SO DUNNO MESS WID ME!!!

DUNNO SPRAYS/LIFTS YORE LEGS ON MA'S CONTAINERS!!!! DEW YEW HEERS ME??? YEW WILLS BE IN BIG BIG TRUBBLE!!!

Iffin I cach yew doin dat, I wills brake troo da skreen door, yank yore tail an an an gibs yew a KARATE CHOP CHOP wid my rear leg in YORE REAR!!!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT DUNNO PEES ON MA'S CONTAINERS!!!!

An shame shame on da owners hoo walk dar dogs an LETS DEM do dat!

LEEB MA'S GARDEN CONTAINERS ALONE!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Lubs,
Margo

Pee Ess - SPOTNIC - I no yew wud NEBER EBER dew enetin like dat, sew yew bees welcome in Ma's garden. An an an yew kin helps me guard it!

A GUD Mudders Day!

Well, Harriet went home after our brekfist ob Wholesome Goodness grilled shiken, wich wuz delishis! I bees sew glad Harriet kin comes over once in a wile!

Tewda Ma put on her fabrit Bill Gaither DVD. I likes da moosic, sew I asks tew be held. An an an she hold me in one arm - me on my bak in her arm. I LUBS dat! An an an she sing along wid da moosic. She like tew sing Soprano, but dat boder my eeeers, sew she sing Alto wen she hol me. Akshully, I prefurr dat she sing solo. SO LO DAT I CANNO HEERS HER!!!! MOL MOL ROTFMOL!!!! Nah- she reely do hab a nice voice.

She gab me my COOKIES an an an extra lubbins tewda. An I gibs HER extra lubbins! I sew happee she bees my Ma. I cudno ask fur a better Ma!

She got a dozen purrty pink roses an an an she eben let me smells dem! Dey smells GUD! But she say I canno eets dem. Oh well........

We wants tew wish ALL ob our Catster furrends a Happee Mudders Day! An an an mudders pleeze rememememember tew hug yore furkids tewda!

Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

May Tankees

Wowie - is I embarss agin. Ma hab not bin able tew keeps up wid all da tankees we owes frum da beginin ob da yeer! We duz apologeees. We really have appreciated da outporin ob lub an get well wishies frum all ob our furrends! We will works on da previous munfs tankees till we gets dem all done!

Sew, Tankee furry mush tew da following kitties an an an dar famblees fur:

Rosettes: Bibi, Sticky Icky Fingaz, Frankie Sinatracat, Cocoa, Hooch, an an an Wan-Lea Wendy Avalon!

Speshil Gifties: Harriet, Mikey, Calvin, Elise, Snoopy, Kit Kat, Wan-Lea Wendy Avalon, Ozzy & Harriet, Indigo Montoya, Fluffy & Alex, an an an Tailer!

An an an tankee furry mush fur da lublee star, Miss Sable Kitty!

Ma an I lubs all ob yew furry mush!

HAPPEE MUDDERS DAY TEW ALL OUR FURREND'S MUDDERS!!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo & Laura-Lynne

WUT FUN!!

WOWIE = Harriet an I habin SEW MUSH FUN!! She luk in my toy box an count all my mousies - she kins count MUSH higher den me!! I gots 29 mousies. She ask me why SO mene mousies, an an an I tells her dat I kilts one once in a wile.........dat meen I rip it apart an spred da stuffin an an an catnip all ober wareber I kilt it MOL!

I tot her how tew kilt dem an an an she duin a grrrrrrate job! Now she kin teech Ozzy how tew kilt a mousie :)

We bot furgot dat tewmorro bees Mothers Day!! Sew Harriet an I gunna gets ma up REEEEEEEEEEEEEL eeerly sew we kins bot hab da Wholesome Goodness Grilled Shicken, an an an den Harriet gonna go bak home! I hates tew sees her go! But she need tew be wid her Mommy on dat speshil day!

It bees sew mush fun tew play wid Harriet. Hide an seek, hide da mousie, tag - she bees a gud sport, tew. She eben try tew helps me wid my jumpin skills..........but it bin harder den she tot!

Ma furry-made me s0me m0re. Harriet say dat I looks eben more beeyooteeful! It feel sew gud!

Well, me an Harriet gunna take a nap wid Ma now.

Lubs,
Margo & Harriet

Harriet's Question

(H) Ma - it is ok that I call you Ma, isn't it?

*yes Harriet, what is it?*

(H) Well, I was wondering why Margo's litter box is so huge - I mean - I found your tape measure (and I played with it - THAT was fun!) and then I measured her litter box. It is 12" high, 16" wide, and 22" deep!!Margo and I are about the same size, and its a good jump for me with four legs.....its a challenge for Margo.

Oh no - pleeeeze dunno diskus my litterbox........dunno embarss me PLEEEZ!!

*I won't say a word, Margo. I don't want to embarrass you.*

tankee, Ma!

(H) But I really want to know why you need such a big box, Margo!

Well, iffin yew MUS no, Harriet, it go like dis. Waaaaaaaaay bak wen Ma got her furst home management aide, da ladee move my litter box tew cleen, an an an dar bin dried pee underneef it, an an an Ma bin FURRY EMBARSS!!! She cudno figgr out wut I bin doin, cuz she no I use da box!!

Da nex time I gets in da box, she see dat I stands up tew pee....blush blush blush!!

(H) Oh! But why do you stand up to pee, Margo?

Awwwwwwwww Harriet!!! Blush blush blush! Iffin yew MUS NO, I onlee gots tree legs, an an an iffin I skwats like a gurlcat, I falls intew da litter an an an my BLUSH private parts gets full ob litter BLUSH BLUSH!!!

(H) Oh - I didn't realize that, Margo! I'm sorry!

SOB SOB SOB hic hic SOB SOB SOB NOW EFURRYKITTY IN CATSTERLAND NO DAT I PEES LIKE A BOYCAT EBEN DO I BEES A GURLCAT!!! I BEES SEW EMBARSS!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!! I BEES ROOOOIND!!!

(H) Oh for goodness sake, Margo, stop being such a DRAMA QUEEN!!! Nobody is going to care if you pee like that for goodness sake!!! We love you for who you are - not what you have to DO!!! And if any cat says anything they are just a DUMB A................... um I mean DUMB BUTT!!!

hic hic hic - is yew shur, Harriet???

(H) Of course I'm sure, Margo.

blush blush. Ok den, but pleeez dunno tells eneone else, K?

(H) Of course, Margo!

Lubs,
Margo & Harriet

Harriet bees heer tew helps me noos Ma!

I bees sew glad my furrend Harriet bees heer. she bees one kewl kitty! she bees helpin me noos Ma, an she bees gettin reeeeel gud at it!

Las nite I ask her iffin she wanna plays *BOO* wid Ma. She ask me wut dat bees, sew I tol her.

I hides frum Ma. I gets all crouch down, my eyes gets big like saucers, me eeeers goes bak, I fluffs out my tale REEEEL big, an I wait fur da rite moment........den I goes ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! L E A P ! ! on top ob Ma! She hol me reeeel tite an we gets nose tew nose. An I waits an waits.....an den Ma yell *BOO!* an I goes ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN off ob her an hides agin. We duz dis 3 or 4 times.

But Harriet say - *But Margo, your Ma is very sore in her leg - and you might step or jump on it and hurt her worse! I don't think its a good idea!!!*

Well, Harriet, I neber tot ob dat. I guess we shudno play *Boo* wid ma rite now. Gud tinkin.

Ma bin keepin her leg up an NOT goin eneware, tankfullee! She tol me an Harriet dat we kud plays wid eech udder wile she take a nap.........iffin we dinno jumps on her!

Sew, we play TAG! YEW BEES IT HARRIET!!!! an an an off we goes chasin eech udder all ober da house!! DAT wuz lots ob fun! We run, run, run, run until we drop! Den we climbs on Ma's lap an we bot snuggles wid her. Her lap plenty big fur da too ob us.......(oooooops! sorree Ma)!

We bot slept wid her all nite, but Harriet an I stayed up an talked *GURL TALK* - yew no - mosly bout boycats, my Hubby, Mikey, an an an her furrend......Oh, I not allow tew say hoo! Oh well, I nos him well an an an I tinks dey makes a furry gud kuppl!!! I bees furry happe fur Harriet an an an ............well, U No Hoo! MOL MOL MOL!

Wif Harriet heer, I bin behavin a lot beder............

Lubs,
Margo

Ma

Well, nuttin bees broken, but she hab big brooz on bottom of fut an she canno ware enetin on dat fut......foot an .ankle bees swollen, knee bees swollen an hab brooz, an hand bees swollen an hab BIG brooz. All on rite side.

She furgib me. I tol her how sorree I bees an an an I wills listen tew her when she tell me no..........but no noos license fur too weeks - dat bees beder den a munf - an I has to behab well. We take long nap tewgedder. It gunna take time fur her leg tew heel. I willno call her Meen Ma......at seest fur 2 weeks (MOL!)

Lubs,
Margo

Trubles.................ut oh..................

i bin reeely bad dis mornin. i meens reeely bad. (hangs head in shame and embarrassment). i get under ma's feets an an an makes her fall an gets hurt. ut oh.............. i gunna loose my noosin license fur a munf.........

she tol me tew stop an she try tew push me away, but i insist.......... an she trip fall on her nee, twist her ankle, an bang her rists on da window - tanks God dey dinno go TRU da window...........but she bees hurtin..........i bees a bad noos. nooses dunno do tings like dat........she yell loud at me..........i deserb dat............an an an i runs under da bed.

i trooly bees sorree, ma.............

lubs
margo

I Bin A GUD GURL Tewda!!

Yep! Well, I did wake Ma up at 5am kuz I noo it wuz Sunday an Sunday bees da day I gets my Wholesome Goodness wet food treet! She wuz no redy tew gets up yet. But I run into da kishen spektin my treet, an she get out ob bed and close da door tew da bedroom on me!! MEEN MA!!!

But she get up later an gib me my treet an it bin DELISHIS!!! She went bak tew bed fur a nap, an I curls up rite in her arm an an an PURRRRRRRrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Dis affernoon she take annuder nap an I jumps on her lap an tikles her nose an gibs her little kissies an licks an she giggle :) Den we settles down fur annuder nap.

At 3:30 she gib me my GREENIES an an an I SCOOT scoot scoot under da bed cubbers for my long affernoon nap!

Heer it bees affer 7pm an an an I hab no TUCHED ene ob Ma's pooter wires, puked, complain, NUTTIN!!! She pik me up, kiss me an Tell me dat I bees HER LIDDL CUDDLEBUG an an an SUSH A GUD GURL!!!

YAY! I lubs it wen she tell me dat!!!

Lubs,
Margo

OH OH OH!!! DAT BIRD HORSIE WON DA RACE!!!

Dat bees da horsie I want tew win, an an an he did! HE DID!!!! I bees sorre dat I miss da race an an an pawtee, but BIRD won!!!

I ask Ma iffin becuz Bird won iffin I cuds eet HER bird, Bunny as a reward fur pikin da rite horsie, an an an an she sed NO!! Can yew beleeb dat???? MEEN MA!!

Lubs,
Margo

UT-OH....I bin a furry bad gurl.................

I likes tew go under Ma's desk an hunt - fur nuttin in purrtikilar, just creep among da wires ob da pooter.........I dun dat dis affernoon.............an an an I DISCONNECT da modem, telefone, an an an printer...............an an an Ma canno get down on da floor tew fix it.........sew we had NO telefon, NO internets, an an an NO printer..............an an an Ma bin MAD!!! She kudno find ENEBUDDY tew comes ober an takes care ob da problem......................... till jus now at 10pm!!!!

Sew, I bees upset, tew, cuz I wuz spost tew meet my wunnerful Husband, Mikey, at da Kentucky Derby Pawtee..............an an an I MISSED HIM!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! It bin my fault.

I poligize, Mikey. I bees sew sorree I miss yew............(hangs head in shame and embarrassment). I still lubs yew wid ALL MY HART!!! An an an I hopes yew kin furgib me.

All My Lubs an an an poligees,

Margo

Da BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG POOPIES!!!

Las nite Ma woke up round 3 to go potty. I dinno feels sew gud, sew I meow meow meow meow an pace pace pace pace pace in da batroom. I sez MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mew Mew Mew Mew. Sew Ma keep me in da batroom fur a liddl wile. But I cries sew she lets me out.

I walk round da house mewing an an an pacing. Ma try tew piks me up an I dunno lets her! I runs under da kishen table. Mew mew mew MOOOOO mew mew. But I dunno looks like I gunna puke. Ma dinno wut tew dew fur me. She noo I dunno feels gud, but she dunno wut bees rong!

DUNNO TUCH ME, MA!! DUNNO TRIES TEW PET ME MA!!! MOOOOOOOOO mew mew mew MEYOW MEYOW MEYOW!!!

Sew she leeb me in da batroom an I complain a wile longer. All ob a sudden I JUMPS intew da litter box an an an DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG like I bees goin tew China - wareber dat bees. An I tries tew go poopie, an I CRY CRY CRY cuz it HURT!!!

Ma come in an canno beleeb her eyes!! I made a REALLY WIDE poopie an it HURTED coming out!! YEOWCH!!! ROWOO ROWOO ROWOO!!! An an an den I made ANNUDER HYOOJ WIDE POOPIE!!! An dat hurted, tew!! ROWOO ROWOO ROWOO!!

All ob a sudden it bees ober, an I jumps OUT ob da litter box an ZOOM all ober da housie!!!! FASTER den a SPEEDIN BULLET!!! I feels MUSH BEDER!!!

Ma bin a liddl Konfuse, cuz she giv me Laxatone twice a week an I hab no had ene problem in almos a yeer!!!! She wunners WUT did I eets dat did dat tew me????? I dinno eets nuttin noo.........she dinno see no hair in it....... sew it bees a misteree! Ma tink I et sumtin she dinno sees me et......but she decide tew gib me Laxatone or pumpkin ebry udder day fur a while.

Lubs,
a furry releebed
Margo

UT OH - not a gud day fur eeder ob us

It bin hoomid, wet, rainy, an an an icky. Ma was sposted tew go tew da doctor, but she bin in sew mush pain (fibromyalgia, arthritis, the surgery, etc.) that she kud hardlee walk dis mornin - she hurt ALL OVER!! an pane pills dinno helps her. She bin in bed mos ob da day (wid me, ob kors)

An I bin hurtin, tew. I dunno uzully hurts, but my bak leg an hip wuz purrty sore tewda. Ma saw me limpin an I had sum spasm in my hip ware my leg bees missin.

SEW, Ma massaj my hip an leg an stuffs an an an dat help. An she cubber me up wid my Trankwilitee blankee sew I kuds bees warm.It bin a diffykult day fur bot ob us.

BUT WE HAS EECH UDDER - an dat bees purrrrrfikt!! We bot take it eezy tewda.

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY!!!! It spost tew rain fur da neks 7 days in a row!!!! I no sum kitties no how tew dew a rain dance - ene kitty no how tew dew a SUNSHINE dance???????

Lubs.
Margo

Da FURRY-MADER

WOWIE!! Ma got me one ob dem FURRY-MADER combs. I neber noo I had SEW MUSH HARE!!! My gunness it went all ober da floor, an an an Ma luk like a hyooj hareball!!! MOL MOL!!! I likes tew bees combed wid it. It feels GUD!!! An it make me eben MORE BEEYOOTEEFUL den eber! An I needs tew look beeyooteeful fur my Hubby, Mikey (Hoo I lubs wid ALL MY HART!!!)

Ma sed she got it at Amazon.com fur $19.95 which bees a furry gud deel! She say dat I willno MOO an puke because ob hareballs no more! (Remememember Ma I NO A COW!!!)! It gunna takes her a wile tew get me all done cuz I willno stay still MOL! I tells her ware tew FURRY -MADE me MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Dat Not Funny, Ma............MY version ob da storee.

Well, ob korse Ant Peggy came tewda an gab me lots ob lubbin an an an sperlin, like uzual. She left, an an an it got tew be COOKIE TIME!!! Sew I goes tew Ma an asks POLITELY fur my Cookies. Mew, Mew, Mew?

Sew Ma gib me my tree greenies, an den, like uzual, I gets under da cubbers ob da bed fur a long affernoon nap. I sleeps reeeeeel soundly. It bees nice an warm under dar. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

All ob a sudden BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!YOWZA!! WUT IN DA WERLD?? MEEEYOOOOOOWL!!!!I got sew askairt I try tew gets out frum under da cubbers but I got LOST, sew Ma had tew help me escape! I almos pee in da bed!!!!

Ma try tew comfurt me, but dat dinno helps mush..........DEW YEW NO WUT IT BEES LIKE TEW BEES SOUNDLY ASLEEP AN AN AN DEN SUM STOOPID (oooops, sorree, not supposed tew say dat werd) I MEENS DUM NOISE LIKE A BANSHEE WAKE YEW UP?????? I dinno presheate dat.

I gunna hab a long talk wid Ant Peggy tewmorro....................

Lubs,
Margo

I had to share this........

My aide, Peggy came today, and one of the things she does is make my bed. Well, after Margo has her cookies (3 Greenies) at 3:30pm, she takes a nap UNDER the covers. And if she can't get under the covers, she yowls until I help her get in there.

I have cordless phones, and today I couldn't find one of them. So I pressed the *find* button, and of course, it beeps loudly, so you can find it.

Well, all of a sudden Y O W L MEEYOWL..........Peggy made the bed and covered the phone up, and Margo was sleeping next to it....

And Margo panicked!! She started screaming and trying to get out from under the covers - so I quickly removed the covers and she ZOOMED out of there with her eyes wide as saucers and her ears back.......... even though I felt bad for her it was REALLY FUNNY!!! What a way to be wakened from a sound sleep..................

Love,
Ma

PS Margo was just fine.......actually she looked rather annoyed when it was all said and done LOLOL!

Our Pen Paws Furrends

Ma an I has tew tells yew sumtin. Our Catster an an an Dogster furrends frum da Pen Paws groop bees sew AWESOME! They sent me an Ma a card shower - along wid sum ob our udder furrends - but we receeb 75 cards frum da Pen Paws groop alone!!! Yew don no how speshil dat bin fur me an Ma. Tew no dat sew mene ob yew cares an an an lubs us sew mush........

TANKEE FRUM DA BOTTOM OB OUR HARTS!!!!!!!

An an an Pen Paws groop bees a yeer old an dey hab big big pawtee dis pas weekend! I eben won a prize!!! How cool is dat????

Iffin yew likes tew send an receeb mail, tink bout joinin Pen Paws. Every udder munf or sew we send posty cards - up to 10 ob dem - tew fellow Pen Paws kitties an an an puppies!! An an an we gets 10 posty cards in return! AN da posty cards bees frum ALL OBER DA WERLD!!!! Dar bees groop aktibities an an an sekrit santas an an an stuffs like dat, tew! It bees a pawsome groop tew join! Chek it out!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

BAD MA!!!!

I dunno wut tew dew wid Ma. She dinno listen tew me.

It bin a furry diffykult time fur her, an an an she hab sum wunnerful furrends dat takes her on a few errands once in a wile. It bin a month sincer her surgree. But Ma wanted tew see iffin she kud drive tewda............... I saw her wid da keys an NO FRIEND............an an an I sez tew her

WACHA tink yew bees doin, Ma??? Ware yew bees goin????? Hoo bees takin yew out??? I dunno sees nobody..... Ma! MA!!!! YEW NO SPOST TA DRIVE MA!!! DIS BEES AN ORDER!!! DUNNO DRIVES!!!!! MAAAAAAAA!!!

She disobey me. She disobey an order frum her FULL TIME NOOS!!!! BAD MA!!!

She come in da door an an an I kud see da pane in her face........... I TOL YEW MA!!! She had tew take pane pill..........

WUD AM I GUNNA DO WID YEW, MA!! I gunn hafta sits on yore chest 24/7 sew yew dunno does anytin like dat agin, till yew ALLOWED TEW!!! Dat wuz no very smart, Ma. BAD MA!!

Ok, ok, I wills cuddle wid yew an an an dry yore leaky eyes. Ma, I lubs yew furry mush. PLEEEEZE dunno do dis agin, K?

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess: Ma kin bees sew stubborn sumtimes, but I lubs her anyhow.

My Little Bloo Mousie

The little bloo mousie bees my fabrit toy. I lubs it sew mush I rote a poim bout him. Redy??

Oh how I lubs my liddl bloo mousie
I chases him all ober da housie
I likes tew play wid him on Ma's bed
One ob deez days I gunna kills him DEAD!!!


MOL MOL!!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess Ma wills try tew post a pikshur ob me wid my liddl bloo mousie!!

Tankee Furry Mush

Oh my - I dunno no how I can taks ebvryone fur dar lubs an concern fur me an Ma! All da cards, phone calls, rosettes, special gifties........Dat made me an Ma feels SEW LUBBED! Tankee frum da bottom ob our harts!

An an an speshil tankees tew da Pen Paws groop......... yew guys bees SEW AWESOME!!!

Be-Little sent me a NOOSIN bag filled wid treets fur Ma. An an an Charity sent Ma a gorjus scarf dat Hazel Lucy's Mommy made. WOWIE!! Tankee sew mush - I no dar mus be more but Ma canno remememememeber rite now.

MUSH LUBS TEW ALL MY FURRENDS!!!

Lubs,
Margo & Ma

I BEES BAK!!!!

Guess wut?? Hazel Lucy's Mommy tol Ma how tew make da paj bigger sew she kins see it! Sew I BEES BAK!! Ma's gud eye get tired kwik sew I canno stays long.

BUT IT BEES GUD TEW BEES BAL!! Boy did I miss yew all sew mush!!

Dew yew no wut MEEN MA did tew me?????? She borded me at da Bad Bad Vet Man's fur 2 weeks wile she recubber frum surgry!!! MEEN MA!! I bin SEW upset! But dey treet me reell gud dar. But I bees home now!

Ma sill hab major problems an I still bees noosin her 24/7. But I bees sew glad tew be bak wid Ma! She hab more doctor appointments an tests nex munf. She not out of da woods yet. And her eye surgry hab tew wate agin in case she need annuder procedure or surgry. *RATS!*

I BEES SEW HAPPEE TEW BEES BAIK!!

Lubs,
Margo

MARGO IS HOME!!

Forgive me for not speaking *Margo*!

Uncle Carl brought Margo home this morning. The receptionist at the vet office told him that *she is very talkative* - To put it mildly!!! She sang all the way home, loudly!

Ma opened the prison door, and out she came, meowing, and purring at the same time! She was only slightly distressed, and starting kneading, purring, bonking, licking and snuggling with Ma right away! She did check out the house to make sure nothing had changed, which it hadn't, and went right back on Ma's lap!

She looks really good - has gained some weight from lack of exercise. Ma and I were both impressed with the care she got there. She was in no way traumatized and was just HAPPY to be home!

WELCOME HOME SWEET MARGO!

Happy Easter, Thank you, etc.

Hello Friends!

Margo and Laura-Lynne want to wish all of you a very blessed Easter! The celebration of when Jesus rose from the dead - victorious over sin and death! What a miracle of love!

Laura-Lynne is fighting a bad urinary tract infection - a complication from diabetes. She is not in stable condition right now. She is on her second round of antibiotics. Please pray that this infection will clear up VERY SOON so she can continue healing well.

Margo will be coming home on Monday. I hope Margo can forgive her Ma :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH to all their friends for the rosettes, special gifts, cards, prayers, and phone calls - especially the Pen Paws group! Laura-Lynne has received SO much support from all of you and it means so much to her! What a caring group of people!

God bless you all!

Short update on Margo's Mom

Margo's Mom went to the doctor yesterday and she was admittedtp the hospital for an emergency blood transfusion. She needed 3 pints. She is home resting now.

Her hysterectomy is on March 30. After she heals from that she will have her eye surgeries.

Update on Margo's Mom

Hello Catster Friends,

I am writing this for Laura-Lynne, as she can no longer see the computer, read, or do anything that requires her vision. She has lost about 50% of the vision in her right eye, and her left eye has recently begun to fail as well.

First, she wants to thank all of her friends for their love, support, prayers, cards, and phone calls. They mean the world to her! Especially from the Pen Paws gang!!

And a very special Thank You to Charity and her Meowmy for the beautiful scarf that Hazel Lucy's Mom made! It is beautiful and it matches her winter coat perfectly!!

Laura-Lynne is very ill right now. The surgery did not work for her, and things got a lot worse. She is now on hormones, and that has not completely solved the problems, either, and has added new ones. Her blood work came back all bad (no cancer), so she sees the doctor on Tuesday. She will probably need a blood transfusion, and more tests and treatments.

She cannot have eye surgery until these other issues are solved, so it may be quite a while before she can get back on Catster regularly. She really misses all her friends...........

If anyone would like to send her a card, please pmail Hazel Lucy and her Meowmy will give it to you.

Thanks again for all your love and support!
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From Margo

MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I misses my Husband, Mikey! I LUBS YEW WID ALL MY HART MIKEY!!!

MEYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I misses my furrends sew mush!!

I bees bizee noosin Ma. An Ma bees bizee playin wid me! She play wid me EBRY DAY!!! Oh it bees sew mush fun!

But I reeeeely misses all ob yew! Tankee fur yore support!

All My LUBS,
Margo

Ma bees home

frum surgree. She be pretty sore, tired an an an week. I bin sooper bizee takin care ob her. Her one eye not gud at all, sew she willno be checkin her email/pmail. She hope tew hab eye surgree neks week iffin she feel beder. *biopsies* 2 negative, third will no frida - shud also be negative.

TANKEE FUR ALL YORE LUBS< PRAYERS< CARDS< CALLS - dat meen da werld tew Ma an Me!
Lubs,
Margo

23

peeces ob poop in da litter box! Yep! I tink dat bees a rekord! Kin enebuddy beet dat number in one poopin seshin??

Ma bin gone a lot on Sunday an an an on Toosday. I gets upset wen she go away fur long time, an an an I gits, well, *blush* Constipated.

I bees fine now MOL! and da house, ell, it wuz STINKEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

PEE ESS - PLEEEEZE purray fur my furrend, Hooch. He bees a furry speshil furrend ob mine an an an he bees furry, furry sick. His gal, Calamity need support, tew. Tankee furry mush

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From Laura-Lynne

I can barely read emails any more so this will probably be the last post for a while. On Monday I will have an endometrial ablation (they burn the lining of the uterus). It is outpatient surgery. I will stay at a friend's house for a few days to recover.

10 days later I expect to be able to begin the laser treatment of my eye/s. So Margo and I won't be around for a while. We will miss all of you very much.

Thank you all for the support - prayers, cards, calls, etc. You have no idea how much that means to me! I really do appreciate it so much!

Love,
Laura-Lynne

update

Hello friends - things have changed drastically over the past 48 hours for me. I need a hysterectomy ASAP (no cancer, but things have gotten much worse and will not get better), but I need the laser eye surgery just as much. I am in a lot of pain and don't think I can handle the eye surgery. I haven't slept in 48 hours because of the pain

Margo sends her Lubs to everyone. She is being a wonderful noos to me.

Please understand that right now I am exhausted and just can't answer all of my emails or pmails.

Margo and I will be back, I just don't know when. We will miss all of you very much.

Love & LUBS,
Laura-Lynne
&
Margo

Ma got more bad news

Hi - I am a friend of Laura-Lynne's. She went to the eye doctor today, and found out that the macula in the back of her eye has swollen blood vessels around it. She is almost legally blind in her right eye. However, this can be taken care of. She will see a specialist on the 23rd and have a dye test so they can target where the swelling is. She may or may not need surgery. Her eyes are dilated so she can't see the computer well enough to type, and her eye is pretty sore.

Tomorrow afternoon she is going to have a biopsy of the lining of her uterus.

Thank you all for your support - and please keep on praying for her. She is going to take a few days off the computer.

Margo sends MUSH LUBS to all her friends!

Adventures of Margo and Harriet

It bin a furry rainy mornin heer. No boomin, tankfully. Jus rain, rain, rain! Sew we dinno do mush cept stay wid Ma.

Den Ma had tew go tew fut doctor tew hab her claws klip. Sew me an an an Harriet wuz alone fur a liddl wile.

WE HAD FUN WIDOUT MA!!! Harriet got da bedroom klosit opin an an an we snuk round in dar tew see iffin we kuds find enetin egsitin. Harriet found a stuff teddy!! She like it, an an an sew she drag it out ob da klosit. Den she get bak in da closit. No more toys. But it wuz FUN tew egslpor tewgedder!

Den we lay on da coush. Harriet tuk da teddy an an an we snuggle up wid it. Gud day tew sleeps.

Ma came home (her boo boo on her toe bees heeled, tank da Lord!), an an an saw us on da coush. She sit down an I let Harriet praktis noosin. She doin reeely gud! She cuddle an an an snuggle wid ma an eben let Ma hold da teddy!

I wishies dat Harriet cud stay wid me fureber. She bees da sisfur I always wanted. but she hab tew go home. Her Mommy need her, an an an her brofur, Ozzy, miss her! (aldo Harriet say he wud NEBER admit dat!)!

Wut a grate day wid Harriet.

Lubs
Margo

The Adventures of Margo and Harriet

Well, Harriet bees heer wid me an an an we bin habin fun...............an an an we also got intew trubbl...........

First off, wen Harriet Came, I like her rite away an an an she like me rite away. I show her all round da house an an an war da food, water an an an litter box bees. Den I show her my toy basket............

WOWIE! Harriet neber seen sew mene toys! Sew we digs in da basket an an an takes ALL da toys an an an spred dem ALL OBER da libin room! Harriet like da mousies an an an da stuffy skwirl toy!

An she like tew plays TAG!!! Oh sew we chase eech udder all ober da house. An I teeches her how tew runs like a race car..........eyes big as saucers, eeeeers bak, tail.............um, ut oh .....Harriet dunno habs a tail............... um......... ok well STUMP up an an an hair all fluffy an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Poor Ma! MOL MOL! Now she gots 2 race cats in da house MOL MOL MOL!

Den I teeches Harriet how tew gib Ma LUBS an an an how tew let Ma lubs her bak! Harriet did REEEELY gud! She gots a nice loud PURRRRRRRR an an an she gib gud kissies!

We bot slept wid Ma. It sew nice tew hab Harriet heer!

Den, dis mornin, Ma make korn muffins. I likes dem, Harriet neber had one. I canno jumps on da table or counters................but Harriet can!! Sew wen Ma go to da batroom, Harriet jump on da table, look at da korn muffin, an an an takes a chomp on one. She tot it delishis!! Den she bop it off da table fur me, an an an take one fur herself!

Den Ma cot us................*MARGO!! NO!!!!*

Dat skare Harriet cuz she neber herd Ma's loud voice. Sew she run behind the couxh an an an I joins her dare - muffins in our moufs. An an an dey reeely bees delishis!

Ma look behind da couxh an an an I goes 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'

*MARGO Kitty Nurses are NOT allowed to growl at their patients!!! You can loose your license for that!!*

Ut oh............ dat not gud. Den Harriet whisper to lay on TOP ob da muffins sew Ma dunno sees dem. Gud idee.

Ma turn aroun an sez *Well if you both get *Diarrhea* don't come complaining to me.

Well, I dunno wut *Dire Rear* bees, but I gots noos fur Ma. She still gots tew kleen out da litter box.................times 2................an an an iffin it bees STINKEE dat bees HER problem!!! MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma an I gots speshil kumpnee!

Yep! My furrend, Harriet, come to help me noos Ma! We bot bees furry egsited tew see her! I bees teechin her tew bee a noos. She alrede bees a furry gud cuddler! AN she brot GREENIES!!!!! WOWIE! We gunna hab a wunnerful time noosin Ma tewgeder. An an an we can takes turns noosin Ma. DIS BEES WUNNERFUL!! Tankee tew Harriet's Mommy fur lettin her come an an an helps me!

Lubs,
Margo

Jus a short update

Hello furrends - I reely bees missin yew. But I bees stayin bizee noosin Ma. After 5 days on anteebyotiks, no improovement, an an an anudder noo problem on top ob ebrytin else. She hab no energy. Dat bees frum da anteebyotiks. She wills call da doctor on Monday. Pleeze keep her in yore tots an an an purrayers. We bot appreshiates it furry mush.

As fur me, I bin gettin LOTS of LUBS frum Ma an an an I likes dat furry mush!! I lays on her an an an kuddls wid her an gibs her kissies. An an an she sperl me an tel me dat I bees *My Little Cuddlebug* an an an *Such a sweetheart* an an an *What a good girl!*. I LIKES DIS FURRY MUSH!!! I jus wishies Ma felt beder.

I wants tew wish ebry kitty a Furry Happee Valentine's Day!!!

An an an fur my Troo Lub, Mikey, my Husband, I rietes dis poem:

Rosies bees red
Viorlets bees bloo
Yew bees my husband
an an an an an an an an

I LUBS YEW!!!! an yew make me da happeest kitty in da werld!

Mush lubs tew all ob my furrends,
Margo

Update on Ma

Well, tankfullee, Ma dunno hab no toomers or *fibroids*. We bees furry tankful fur dat. She DO hab bad kidnee fekshin an hab Anti- Bye-Otiks fur dat. She need tew rest up. Neks munf she will hab bye-op--see ob *uterus*. Sew she gunna rest up dis week. She bees feelin kinda *PUNY*

Tankee agin fur all ob yore tots an an an purrayers. Ma reeeeely preshiate dat.

Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

I BEES BAK!! AN MAD AT MA!!

Yay- our pooter werk agin! Finalee! Tankee fur all your concerns an an an purrayers an well wishies an an an rosettes an speshil gifties!

Ma bees sew meen! She ran out ob chedrrrrrrrrrr cheeeeeze an an an sew I dinno get ene dis mornin! Oh I wuz MAD! I yowl an yowl an yowl! She furgit tew put it on da list fur Ant Peggy las week. MEEN MA!!!!! She sez I get sum on Monday. MEEN MA! Make me wate 2 days fur cheeeeze!

I bees doin gud. Ma bin playin wid me ebry day, an I bees KILLIN dat glub REEL GUD! Ma gunna hab tew git me a noo one purrty soon! Wen Ant Peggy come tew cleen she see toys ALL OBER da floor MOL MOL! But I bees sperled an an an I lubs it!

I bin bizzee noosin Ma. She not doin sew well. Suntin bout *Men*O*Paws* wudebber dat bees. But it may also be kidneys/bladder. She went fur one test yesserday, see doctor on Monday. She wills prolly need a few more test an an an sum kind ob surgry. I hope she dunno hab tew be spayed! Whe wud preshiate yore purrayers.

Ma hab tew stay off her feets fur now. Sew we willno bee around dat mush until dey figgur out wut rong wid Ma an fix it. I misses all ob yew furry mush. But Ma hab tew get beder first.

Lubs,
Margo

Takin a brake

Hello Furrends!

Ma an I gunna takes a brake fur a week. Ma not feelin sew gud rite now an she need tew rest an stay off her feets.

I GUNNA MISS YEW FURRY MUSH! But I gots tew noos Ma sew she get her strenth bak.

Ma lern sumtin noo tewda. She hab one ob dem *Blood Pressure* measurin tings dat she put on her rist. Well, wile she was takin it, she go AAAACHOOOOO!!! Well da ting red 160/110!!! Sew Ma tuk it agin rite after dat. 96/62. Sew, DUNNO SNEEZE wen yew takes yore blood pressure MOL MOL MOL!

See yew all neks week!

Mush Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

Whine Countree - WOWIE!!

I spent da last few days in Whine Countree, Cowleefurnya wid Guido, Wilson, an an an LOTS ob my furrends! WUT a vacashun!

Sicilian Pizza, a massaj, sauna, more food den I kud eber imagin an it bin DELISHIS!!

A BIG BIG tv tew wach da nowgrashun, flyin meetballs,

I HAD FUN! Tankee Wilson J. Scooter an an an Guido, the Italian Kitty fur hostin dis WUNNERFUL event!

Lubs,
Margo

Off tew Cowleefurneea!

Mikey an I will be away till Wednesday. We bees goin tew Wilson J. Scooter's pawtee. Sounds like fun! I'll rite more wen we gets bak!

Lubs,
Margo

Wiffles an an an Skramble Egg wid Cheeeeeze

Sumtime on Sunday Ma make skrambl egg wid cheeeeeze. She no I lubs dat an she always share wid me.

Tewmorro bees Unkie Carl's birfday, an Ant Brenda ask Ma iffin she wud make sum Wiffles fur him since she dunno hab a wiffle iron. Sew Ma made a dubl bach ob dem. Now I neber hab a wiffle befor. But it smell REEEELY gud.........it hab milk in it - I kins smell dat.

Sew I sits by Ma wen she make da wiffles an an an I asks her furry politelee

MA! GIMME SUM OB DAT WIFFLE!!! pleeeze?

She luk at me reel funnee an keep on makin dem wiffles. Sew I puts my paw on her leg an an an seys YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW MEEYOW!! I rubs her leg an dem I bip bip bip at her.

She sez ok ok, an an an she giv me a peec ob dat wiffle. WOWIE! It bees delishis! Crunshee! I tastes milk! YUMMY!

Wut a delishis brekfist!!! Da brekfist ob Zoomin Champeeens!!! MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Unkie Carl Update

Da surgree bin suksessfil an an an his eye bees holdin its own now, wudeber dat meens. Now he hab tew rest annuder 30 days. He still canno drive an he hab restrikshins, but dr. tink he gunna be ok an hab his site in dat eye! Tank yew Jesus!

Tankee my Catster an an an Dogster furrends fur yore purrayers!

Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

Update on Unkie Carl

Unkie Carl hab his surgree. he hab patch on his eye. Tewmorro he see da speshilist agin an an an dey wills no iffin da surgree werk or not. Iffin not, dey wills put likwid gas in his eye. Ma an I bees furry skweeemins bout our eyes..........uggga ugga ugga!!!!

Tankee fur all da purrayers. We will lets yew no after tewmorrow!

Lubs,
Margo & Ma

Starin at da wall

My furrend Lucy rite in her diree bout *staring at the wall* an an an wut she bin tinkin bout wen she duz dat.

I duz dat tew. Sumtime our pawrents tinks we bees stoopid wen we duz dat, or *ditzy* or werds like dat. Dat becuz dey dunno unnerstan how a cat mind werk.

Wen I bees starin at da wall, I bees in deep tot. Furry deep tot. Yew no - like dem *filosofers* Play Dough an an an Sock Rat Ees. I bees filosofyin bout stuffs like dis.......

*Iffin a mouse get cot in a trap an an an nobody be dar tew heer it skweek, duz it still makes a noise?*

Or or or sumtin like

*Iffin da frigerador door open an an an stay open, wut shud I etts first?*

OR

*since Mikey an I bees marreed, dat meens I now habs a mudder in law, fadder in law an 2 brofurs in law (wudeber dat law beex I dunno)............sew I beder not brake da law!* Hoo makes deez laws, eneway???

Cats bees furry intellygint, yew no. I may no hab a *college degree* but I bees furry smart.

So neks time yore kitty stare at da wall yew no de bees tinkin up sumtin..........sew wach yer bak MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Please purray fur my Unkie Carl

Unkie Carl hab *detached retina* las munf an he hab surgree fur dat, but it didno heel rite. Now he hab hole in his eye an an an he gunna hab mergency surgree tewmorro (Friday) at 8am CST. He onlee hab 50% chance ob keepin his site. Ant Brenda, Ma an I wud preshiate yore purrayers fur him. Tankee.

Lubs,
Margo

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I hopes all ob yew kitties an doggies an famblees up north bees stayin warm! dis bees ONE COLD WINTER!!

Tewnite temps heer bees down tew 7 BELOW an an an wind chills tew 28 BELOW an an an dat bees COLD!!!!! Ma gots plenty ob blankees, an an an we gots eech udder tew keeps warm. Ma got a prezzie tewda ob THERMAL SOCKS - JUS IN TIME fur tewnite!!! Purrfekt timing (God's timing!)!]

Gotta go - I gots da ZOOMIES!!.........eers bak, eyes wide as saucers, tail fluff out REEEL big, redy fur WARP SPEED an an an GO!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

L ubs,
Margo

Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow meow

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MDOW MDOW

MA!!!!
*what, Margo?*

CACH ME IFFIN YEW CANS!!! MOL MOL MOL!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
ZO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
ZOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO - LEAP rite intew Ma's arms!

See, Ma! Yew cot me!

MOL MOL MOL! kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy!!
Lubs,
Margo

MA!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!! I needs tew use da litter box an an an an an an dar bees LOTS OB WATER ON DA BATROOM FLOOR AN AN AN DA RUG IN DA HALLWAY AN BEDROOM BEES SOAK!!! I dunno likes dis, Ma!! I DUNNO WANTS TEW GET MY FEETS WET!! DEW SUMTIN., MA!! MAAAAAA!

*Poor Margo - she was right. About an inch of water was all over the bathroom floor and the hallway and bedroom hallway were drenched in wet whiteish liquid................. UT OH!!!

Called the apartment manager who came right over. He just tightened the drain the other day. Then he figured out that the kitchen drain had backed up into the heater duct and drain. THEN he asked me if I had poured milk down the drain - well yes I had - SPOILED MILK!!........UT OH!!!!

The plumber came within the hour (AN I DUNNO LIKES HIM CUZ HE HAB MASHINE DAT MAKE SKAREE NOISE!!) and snaked the kitchen drain out.

The next hour, the carpet cleaner came. (I DUNNO LIKES HIM EEDER CUZ HE HAB A HISSING MASHINE!!! I BEES TERRORFIED OB DAT!!! I HIDES UNDER DA BED) He slurped up the wet, poured disinfectant on the carpet in two rooms, slurped that up, then used cleaning solution, slupred that up and dried the carpet as best he could.

One of the things I love about living here is that management wastes no time in fixing things. Now I have 2 loads of icky towels (and no clean ones)! But at least it is taken care of, and Margo can use her litter box without getting her precious little feets wet!*

I bin SEW GLAD wen dat hissing ting left da house. I look round da korner, look, look, listen an Ma sez ALL CLEAR MARGO!! Sew I dashes intew da litter box, duz my bizness, an an an dashes out an RUNS tew Ma.

Ebrytin bak tew normal now. Bak tew noosin ma on dat noo rekliner dat I lubs sew mush - eben beder dan da udder one! MOL! It bees comfee!

Lubs,
Margo

Some Interesting Dog “Breeds” Requested from Animal Shelters

Shelter Application: Many animal shelters give potential adopters the option of filling out an application for a dog and be able request a certain breed they are looking for. Shelters will keep the list and call if they have have the requested breed of dog come in for adoption.

Just for a chuckle, here’s a list of some of the wanted dog “breeds” collected from actual applications at some animal shelters.

Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper Spaniel
Cocker Spaniard
Black Labrador (from a license app, dog’s color was yellow)
Shit Sue
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
Highland Heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Belgium Malenoise
Basket Hound
Bagle
Welch Corgi
Wild Haired Terrier
Carrion Terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders
Rottenwiler
Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
German Police Man
Chesapeake A Retriever
Borderline Collie
Chevy King Charles (Cavalier)

ROTFMOL!!!!!
Lubs,
Margo

Off to Nova Scotia

Ma made us skrambl egg dis mornin an an an gab Mikey sum pouches ob food fur his trip. We talked fur a while, but he want tew get a eeerly start kuz it bees a L O N G trip bak home fur him. We kiss, cuddle, an an an sez our gudbyes.

I wach as he leeb on da bike. AAAAOOOOOGA! AAAOOOOOGA!! an he wave at us.

Now I gunna pout. POUT :( POUT :(:( POUT:( :( :( MEEEYOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I sits in da middle ob da floor. I MISS MY MIKEY!!!

Ma pik me up an put me on her lap an hol me. Den she started gibin me lubs..........an an an I likes lubs, sew I starts tew purr. She tell me dat I beesa a reel sweethart, a gud gurl, an an an her liddle cuddlebug. I likes dem werds. Sew I purrs sum more an gibs ma sum whisker kissies an bonks. She tell me dat ebryting gunna bees ok, an an an dat me & Mikey kin go away agin soon. OH I HOPES SEW!!!

Bak tew noosin agin. Ma still strugglin wid dis cold.

Lubs,
Margo

Back in Missouri an an an on tew Nova Scotia

WOWIE!! Wut a wunnerful time we had on our hunnymoon!

Wen we got tew da TX/MX border, Mikey took me tew da Oshin! (annuder big litterbox?). Da waves come in an out an in an out! I habno bin zoomin likes I uzuly duz, sew,

Eyes wide as saucers, eeeers bak, tail fluffed an out tall an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM up da beech an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM down da beech an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM bak up da beech an an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM bak down da beech an an an

POUNCE on Mikey an tussle tussle tussle giggle giggle giggle! Den we play *TAG* Mikey chase me, den I chase him...........sumtin bout dat oshin air dat giv me LOTS ob energy. An OH!!! Chasin doz seegulls! Dey bees sew noisy! Dey bees kwik, tew! MOL!

Den we heds on bak tew Moberly. We sneek up on Ma. We park da bike on da bak pateeo an an honk da horn - it bees one ob dem AAAOOOOOOGA horns. I no Ma jumpt! MOL MOL! She open da kurtin an dar we bin! She opin da door an we comes runnin in......nebermind no hugs gimme dat REEL litter box!!

Ma bin sew happee tew see us! But sumtin bin furry rong! I chek out da libin room an an an

MA!!! Wut happen tew MY GREEN C OUSH????? Why dat rekliner bees by da window????? WUT IS DAT???? It not green! It bees UGLEEE! I WANTS MY COUSH BAK!!

Ma sit in it an Mikey jump on top ob Ma an gib her whisker kissies an an an hed bonks! Ma gib him lots ob lubs! Den he tell me tew come up dar on dat peec ob ugleee furnishur cuz it bees komfy.

HOOS SIDE YEW ON MIKEY????? Sew I jumps on it an an an smeels it P.U.!!! It stink an an an it dunno smells like me!!! I dunno likes it! Step Step Step sniff sniff sniff (pu). Step step step (PU) Step Step Step an an an I sits on Ma's hed. Mebe I'll sit heer fur 2 days. I bees mad dat she get rid ob MY GREEN COUSH!!!

Ma grab me an start tew gib me lubs..........well, it bin sush a long time since I got my lubs frum Ma............ Sew Mikey an I lays down on Ma an takes a gud long nap wid her. We bin ridin a looooong time an we bin furry tired!

Wen we gets up, Ma gib us both Purina Wholesome Goodness an an an a bowl ob my dry food. We had a feest! Nuttin like bein home agin! Mikey gunna stay ober tewnite before he goes on tew his home :( :( :( :( in da mornin.

We play wid mousies, catnip toys, balls - we hab sush a gud time! We all curl up in Mas bed an an an goes tew sleep!!

Lubs,
Margo

BAD MA!!

I call Ma frum Chewoowoo an an an asks her iffin she did my Tankees......BAD BAD MA!! She hasno dun dem! I needs a noo sekritaree!

Well, wid our weddin an an an hunnymoon it bin a bit bizzee! I hopes dat Ma dinno leeb enekitty out - it wuz no on porpoise.

Tankee tew all ob my furrends fur dar lubs an support. Mikey an I had a wunnerful weddin an an an sellabrashun! Tankee fur da gifties, fur comin, an an an da gud wishies!! yew all makd Mikey an I feel sew furry lubbed!

Tankess fur:

Rosettes Harry, Piewackit, Luci, Nelly Bell May, Hunter, Lancelot, Eddy, Dusty Miller, Spud, Smoochie Girl, Alabaster, Allie, Jobel, Pansy, Greystone, Angel Ashley, Picasso, Diego & LuLu , Alexis, Smudge & Sissel, Dusty Miller, Coda, Calvin, Angel Picaso, Prissy, Calamity, Pebbles, Vincent, Sawyer, Pansy, Emily Felicity, Be-Little, Sausage & Meatball, Hooch, Nala Sue, an dar famblees!

Special Gifties: Little One, Ozzy & Harriet , Tailer, Luci, Samoa, Katie, Allie, Alfie, Bubby, Fluffy & Alex, Be-Little, Miss Sable Kitty, Snuzzy, HQ, an an an dar famblees!

Stars: Titch, Mikey an an an dar famblee!

Diamonds: Alfie, Piewacket, Sparkman, Prissy, Calamity, Mercedes (Mercy), Mathis der Meowler, Tink, Meep & BiBi, Fido, The Mewsicats, Oly, an an an dar famblees!

Mikey an I lubs all ob our furrends! Tankee agin fur makin our speshil day eben more speshil!

Lubs,
Margo & Mikey

Off tew Cheewoowoo, Meksiko!!

Mikey an I cross da border tewda intew Meksiko! WOWIE! Gud ting I speeks a liddl Spanish......

We decides tew go tew da city ob Chewoowoo sew we kin sees all dem liddl cheewoowoo doggies! Yew no - like in dat moovee??

We hab tew travel tru JUNGLE!!! Oh my dat be askiary!! Dar bee LOTS ob loud an strange noises in da JUNGLE!! We bot bin a liddl nerbis bout dat. But our bike make loud noise an an an Mikey go REEL fast, sew nuttin kud git us or eben follo us!

We finalle made it tew Cheewoowoo - an an an yew shud hab seen all dem liddle doggies! Dey bees smaller den we are!!! An an an sew kyoot! We rides round da city an found a biker hangout - but it bin a hangout fur Cheewoowoo bikers! We kinda felt like we dinno fits in..........

..But da big guy, da hed ob da pak, his name bees RAT. He welcom us tew Cheewoowoo an an an offer tew gets us sumtin tew eets (gud ting we hab Tiki in our bakpaks........garbage dunno tastes furry gud). We bees polite. Rat tell us bout da city, da doggies, an an an stuffs like dat. An den he say we hab tew be karful ob da Boa Construktors.

WUT????? Boa Construktors?????? MIKEY!!!! Dem bees da snakes dat skwish yew tew deth an an an den eets yew alibe!!! I bees askairt ob dem.............eers bak, eyes wide as saucers.........ebry singl hare on my body fluff out............ an an an ZOO.......OOMPH!

Mikey takle me tew da floor! He tell me dat he WILL NO LET ENE boa construktor come neer us. Rat an da udder dogs laff at me! I bees sew askairt dat I *puff* twice (P.U.) How embarssin.

Rat tell us tew stay wid dem tonite. We zoom off tew da pak house. Dey hab speshil room fur guests. Rat tell us dat dar be 24 hour guard tew make shur dat no boa construktor come neer us. I bees releebed! Sew, Mikey an I settles down fur a gud long sleep.

In da mornin we gets up eerlee an talks. We decides tew hed on bak tew da USA - Missouri, tew be egzakt! I bees furry happee bout dat, an an an I tinks Mikey bees happee, tew..............I dunno tink he reelize he marree a *Neurotic* cat, wudeber dat meens!

Sew we sez gudbyes an tankees tew our furrends, da cheewoowoos. Dey wuz sew nice tew us.

Sew we bees on our way bak home!

Lubs,
Margo

I bees sew purrroud ob my Mikey

HE BEES CAT OB DA DAY!!! Tankee sew furry mush, HQ!

Lubs,
Margo

Hunnymoon Advenshures

We got up furry eerly da neks mornin cuz we beez on our way tew San Fransisco, Cowleefurnya tew visit our furrend,
GUIDO
the Italian Kitty! It bin a furry long ride!

We met Guido at Fisherman's wharf an an an WOWIE!! Da sites, da sounds, da SMELLS!!! FISHIES!! YUM! Guido bin a Most Grashis Host! He show us all round da Wharf war we got samples ob diffrint fishies, crabs, an an an udder seefoods!

Den we got intew his limozine an an an he tuk us tew da bay ware we boarded his cruiser, The Adventure Cat! Wut a hyooj boat! It hab cabins tew sleeps in, a restrant, a pool fur swimmin! It bin inkredible! I jump 3 feets hi (cuz dat bees all da feets I got) wen da motor started! Mikey cach me kuz he tot I wud go oberboard! But I calm down an an an we cruise da bay, go under da San Francisco Bay Bridge, an an an end up at AlCatraz Island!

Guido bring a pawsome, an an an I MEENS pawsome piknik lunch! Kold kuts, breads, cheeses, froot, wine an an an Italian Pastries! Oh boy, Mikey an I ate till we almos bursted! Den we walk round da Island, an an an Guido tell us all bout his life in San Francisco an his famblee.

We gets bak on da cruzer an goes bak tew Fisherman's Wharf ware Guido treet us tew a FURRTASTIK crab dinner wid all da trimmins! Mikey an I bin sew stufft!!! it bin deelishis!

Den we went tew Guido's house an met his famblee - wut a nice Italian famblee! Make me glad dat I bees Talyin, tew! We talk an laff an play games. An da famblee let us stay wid dem fur da nite sew we kud get sum sleeps before we heds souf tew, um, ware we goin, Mikey???

OH! Tew Meksiko!!!

Tankee sew mush Guido an famblee fur bein sush grashis hosts an treetin us like da king an kween! We reely enjoy ourselves an an an hopes dat sumday yew kin visit us, Guido!

Mush Lubs,
Margo & Mikey

Hunnymoon Advenshures

Well, tewda we arribed at da *Grand Canyon* It bin bitter cold an dar bin LOTS ob snow an ice. Mene ob da roads bin closed tew automobiles. BUT.......

My Mikey not onlee bees hansum, smart, an an an fun, he also bees furry CREATIB!!! Duz yew no wut he did???? He put a SKI on da bike an an an sew we kud ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM around an get tew places dat nobuddy else kud!

WOWIE wut a furtastik place *Grand Canyon* bees! We got tew one place war dar bin a fence...........gut ting fur dat kuz it bin a L O N G L O N G way down tew da bottom. I got da *wuzzies* kuz I bees askairt ob heights, but Mikey hol on tew me an I bees ok.

We tuk off an found a *Pine Forest* an an an decide tew camp out dar. Sew Mikey set up da tent an I collect lots an lots ob pine needles cuz dey smells REEELY gud an an an dey bees gud insulashun frum da cold.

He start a campfire an my Hansum Hunny brot dinner out - 2 cans ob TIKI!!! What a rowmantik he bees! Oh I lubs TIKI!! Sew we ate dinner an an an hunker down tew sleep. We needs tew get up furry eeerly tewmorro morning cuz we bees headed tew

SAN FRANCISCO tew visit a furry speshil furrend!!! SEW - tune in tewmorrow tew finds out hoo it bees dat we gunna visit on our hunnymoon!!!

Lubs,
Margo & Mikey

WOWIE DDP!!!

I bees a DDP tewda - WOWIE!! TANKEE furry mush, HQ! Dat make our hunnymoon eben beder!
Lubs,
Margo

Note from Ma

Hi everyone - please be patient with me - there are dozens of pmails in Margo's box - I will get to them as soon as i can. I'm not ignoring anyone! I have a stupid head cold and am just behinder than usual!

Hugs,
Ma

Da hunnymoon continues

We left Las Vegas an an an got to dis place wid all dis sand............fur miles an miles an miles!! Sew I asks Mikey why dar bees sush a HYOOJ litter box in da middle ob nowhere.....................un, how mene kitties libs here dat it need tew bees sush a big litter box............

An an an he tell me dat dis NOT a litter box, but da desert! Oh! I sez. But kin I use it as a litter box????? (blush) ahem!

Eneway Mikey tell me dat dar be mousies an an an lizzards an an an rodents dat libs heer an dat mebbe we wills see one or two. Sew we pulls ober tew da side ob da road an ekslopres a liddl.

All ob a sudden I seen sumtin moob..........eeeers go bak, eyes gets big, tail fluffs up.........crank up to WARP SPEED an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! it bees a LIZZARD! I neber seen one before so I chases an chases it! All ob a sudden I grabs it by da tale an an an WUT?????? Da lizzard run away an I got its tale in my mouf??????????

Miekfh I welklgn xowlm, doiwehlkdcnflns voeknsoie PTUUUUUUUUI!
Skyooz me I shudno talk wid lizzard tale in my mouf dat bees rood.

I ask Mikey wut happen, an an an he tol me dat dis bees a *defense mechanism* (wudeber dat meens) of da lizzard sew dat it not get killt. It wills grow a noo tale. Oh, I sez.

My Mikey bees SEW SMART! He no SEW MUSH! I bees SEW PURROUD ob him!

Sew he put da lizzard tale in his pak an we goes off agin tew continue our hunnymoon.

Lubs,
Margo

Gettin out ob da COLD!

Well, Mikey an I bees on our hunnymoon. We bees out ob dat nastee snowy wether ob Nova Scotia an Missouri!! We bees in Las Vegas - WUT a place dat bees! I neber seen SO MENE LITES!! It bees like daytime eben at nite!

We found a grrrrrrrate little place tew eet outside da city limits. It bees called *The Hot Dog House*. Dey serves weener dogs..........an an an at first I tot it wuz dem short long *Dacshunds*, but Mikey tol me dat dey not be *REAL DOGS*, dey jus named after dem! I sed well.............ok.......

Mikey put all dis stuffs on his - sower kroot, musturd, catsoup...........kind ob messy iffin yew asks me, but he sez it beez delishis. Me, well, I jus had a plane one. It bin furry gud. He ate tree ob dem, I ate one.

Den we found dis neet Bikers Resort Hotel an an an dey had a speshil hunnymoon sweet fur us. It wuz BEEYOOTEEFUL! Dey had all kind of kitty treets in da room like *Greenies* an an an dey eben had TIKI in da frigerador, Mikey an I had a feest!

We bees habin a wunnerful time! Neks stop I tink bees Cowleefurnia.

Lubs,
Margo & Mikey

NOOS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY

Hello Furrends,

Mikey an I bees on our hunnymoon an an an Ma bees sik wid a bad bad cold. She need a noos, kuz I not home..........an an an I bees wurreed bout her. She sed tew stay on my hunnymoon wid Mikey an dat she wud bees ok, but

WUD SUMKITTY PLEEEZ BOLUNTEER TEW NOOS MY MA???? PLEEEZE??

Lubs,
Margo

Weddin!!

WOWIE!! We did it! I bees Mrs. Mikey Howell!! I bees da happeeest kitty in DA WERLD! I marreed my troo lub!!

Tankee tew ebry kitty dat wuz dar tew helsp us sellabrate!! Mikey an I bees on our hunnymoon now.

Ma bees sik an we all gunna takes a few days off. We hopes yew unnerstans!

Mush Lubs,
Margo I MEENS Mrs. Mikey Howell!!

Happee Noo Yeer

Happee Noo Yeer!! Mikey an I hopes dat yew kin join us fur our weddin later dis affernoon! Wut a way tew start da Noo Yeer! After da ceremonee, yew bees invited tew da Recepshun! Please join us for TIKI, dancin, an an an fur da futball fans, a 52" wide screen TV sew yew kin wach yore fabrit futboll games!!

Mikey an I wishies all ob yew an yore famblees a wunnerful noo yeer full ob lub, happeeness, an an an gud helth! (an an an lots ob Greenies an mousies!!)

Lubs,
Margo

Link tew our Wedding

I hopes dis werks!! Heer bees da link tew our weddin:

*Margo and Mikeys wedding *

Hope yew kin come!

Lubs,
Margo

Reddy fur my weddin........

Yep! Ebrytin finish now an an an Ma an Ant Peggy jus did a foto shoot, sew dar wills be pikshurs..............soon! Ebrytin fit gud. Dress, veil, garter, an an bookay. it bees beeyooteeful..................

OH I BEES SEW EGSITED!!!

Lubs,
Margo

WEDDIN DA DAY AFER TEWMORRO

O my gunness - I canno beleeb I wills be Mrs. Mikey Howell in 48 hours!! WOWIE!! My gown bees almos done, ebrytin lookin gud...........I bees sew egsited...........

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Lubs,
Margo

Moosik!!!

An an an now I eben gots MOOSIK on my paj! Oh my oh my oh my!

DA MANXSTERS BEES DA BESTEST!!

Lubs,
Margo

My Paj has a BEEYOOTEEFUL noo look!

WOWIE!! Look at all dat POOPLE!!! I LUBS IT!!

Tankee sew furry mush, Manxsters! Yew did a grrrrrrrrrrrate job!

Mush Lubs,
Margo - DA QUEEN OB POOPLE!!

WEDDIN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Mikey an I wud like tew invites EFURRY KITTY an dar famblees on Catster tew our weddin!!! Iffin yew bees reedin dis, yew bees invited!

We wills tie da tails on NOO YEERS DAY at da following times:

6:30pm Eastern
5:30pm Central
4:30pm Mountain
3:30pm Pacific

Wut a grrrrrrrrate way tew start off da noo yeer! I bees sew egsited I canno stops ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN!!!

I hopes yew kin all come - da more da merrier! I will pos da link on Noo Yeer's Eve!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - yes mus be a member ob *Catster Plus* tew attends.

WE BEES OK

Tankee furrends fur yore purrayers an concerns. Da storms bees ober now (hallelujah!) an an an we bees ok. We gots almos 3" ob rain an dar bees sum local floodin, nuttin seeryis, an an an some wind damage, agin, nuttin seeryis.

Bunny bees singin agin. Ma an I gunna takes a nap. It went frum 65 degrees tew 40 degrees in a furry short time. Ma an I dunno likes dis crazee wether. But we bees ok.

We lubs yew!
Lubs,
Margo

Tornados

Tornadoes are touching down in Missouri. Closest one is about 40 miles away. This is crazy! Please keep us in your prayers. I'm shutting the computer down now. Thanks!

Laura-Lynne

SKAREE WETHER!!!

No tornado touchdowns, tankfullee. But BAD BAD BAD storms!! Dar bin tornado warnings close by (Dopplar indications of rotation in the storms)

Late las nite an an an furry eeerly dis morning, I bin sew askairt! Dat Dum Bird bin askairt, tew! Soon as it start flashin he get nerbis an SKWAWK SKWAWK SKWAWK!! Flutter flutter flutter flutter. Dat a bit unusual. Sew Ma put him in da batroom an close da door.

BUT MA!! Dat bees ware my litter box bees an an an my food! Dunno locks me out ob dar!! Sew Ma close da bedroom door an open da batroom just a bit sew I kud get in.

Flashes got worse an an an all ob a sudden K A B O O O O O O O M rattle rattle rattle rattle!! Ma jump 2 feets in da air. I jumps 3 feets in da air cuz dats all we gots wen it come tew feets! Dat hit close!

Den da wind get reeeel strong, an I starts pacin an mew mew mew mew mew mew mew. Noise got louder an louder. All ob a sudden HAIL! Oh dat TERRORFY me!

MAMA!!! MAMA!!! MAMA!!! PIKS ME UP AN AN AN HOLDS ME!! an I starts pantin an shakin. MAMA!

Sew she pik me up an we goes intew da batroom an closes da door. I climbs up on her, puts my paws round her nek an my hed under her chin. HOLD ME MAMA I BEES ASKAIRT!!

I got SEW askairt dat I run tew da litter box an poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop. Eers bak, eyes as big as saucers an an an I FLIES tru da air frum da litter box intew Ma's arms. She hold me VERY TITE an pray pray pray. She pet me an talk soft tew me. But I still bin furry askairt.

Finalee da hail stop an we goes out intew da libin room. I *almos* felt sorry fur Dat Dum Bird cuz he bin as askairt as I bin.

Sew we dinno gets mush sleep las nite. An tewda we bees under a *Tornado Watch* till noon.

Me tinks da wether bees furry confoosed. Dis bees WINTER, not spring or summer!!

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE!! I GOTS A POOPLE BACKGROUND ON MY PAJ!!!

Wudya looksie at dat!!! The Manxsters sent me dis bakground fur my paj - it bees BEEYOOTEEFUL an an an it bees POOPLE!! WOWIE!!!

Yew may wunder why I lubs Poople sew mush.........well, Poople bees da color ob royaltee, an an an I bees da QUEEN ob dis house. An poople luk furry gud on me. An an an besides, its Ma's fabrit color, tew MOL MOL!

Tankee Manxsters an an an Manxster Mamma!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Ma bees bak home now. She gab me kissies an hugs frum Ant Brenda an Unkie Carl. Sew I furgibs her fur goin out.

I wants tew tank all my furrends fur dar gifties an an an Christmas wishies!!

Tankees for rosettes tew: Be-Little, Angel Picasso, Louis Le Beau, Chloe, Roland, Tony, Gizzie, Chai Latte, Thomasina, Cosette & Chloe, Lancelot, Autumn, Mathis Der Meowler, Prissy, Mia, Wendy, TinkerBelle, Sausage & Meatball, Teebo & Callie, Kit Kat, an an an dar famblees!

Tankees fur speshil gifties tew: Wookie, Elise, Calamity, Smudge, an an an dar famblees!!

An an an tankees fur stars tew: Di-Nah, Arnold P. an an an dar famblees!

An tankee tew Karisma fur da beeyooteeful card wid her pikshur on it!

Tankee tew ALL ob my Catster furrends fur makin dis Christmas sew speshil fur me an Ma!

Lubs,
margo

Frum Ice an Snow tew Severe Weather...........

Dis bees crazee, but den we libs in MO. Fur da past 2 weeks, it hasno gotten above furreezin an we hab temps in da teens an single digits (Ma - duz digits meens feets?). Wind chills down tew -18 (F). Sew we get ice, snow, ice, snow, ice, ice, ice. We did hab a white Christmas.

But all da snow an ice went Bye-Bye dis mornin! Dia affernoon, it bees 62 degrees!! Imagin dat! Sheesh. An an an we sposta gets tunderstorms tewnite! Possible *severe storms* wid hail an hi winds. Becuz we bees in MO, we canno rool out da very slite chance ob a tornado, eeder. Ya neber no. Sheesh. We shalls see.

Ma wen out tewda cuz it bin sew warm. She sed she gunna paint da town poople, cuz it bees my fabrit color MOL! Jus a few errands, den she gunna visit Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl. I ask iffin I kud go wid her eben do I HATES da carrier. I misses Ant Brenda an Unkie Carl. But she sed NO!
MEEN MA!!!! Da day affer Christmas an she bees MEEN!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!

All ob my toys bee in my toy basket now an an an I goes intew it an skoops out wut I wants tew play wid. Now I dunno habs a fabrit toy cuz I gots sew mene ob dem......... an dey all bees fun tew play wid. I bees kinda fond ob dat Big Poople Mousie, doe...............-poople bees my fabrit color, yew no!

Lubs,
Margo

Christmas Dinner

Meeeeeeeeeeeyoooooooooooooooooooooooowl! Ma made skrambl egg omelet fur dinner - wid 2 difrint cheeeeeezes an an an she gab me sum ob it!!! WOWIE wuz it delishis! Wut a treet!

I got 2 treets tewda! Purina Wholesome Goodness Grilled Chicken fur breakfast an an an an egg omelet fur dinner!! Wut a lukee kitty I bees! An an an FULL!!! MOL!

Purrrrrrrrrrrs ob contentment an an an Lubs,
Margo

ANNUDER PAWKIJ!!!

WOWIE!! Ma brot in annuder pakij fur me yesserda, but she tol me I had tew wate till Christmas Day tew opens it. MEEN MA!!!

But it wuz werth da wate!! It wuz prezzies frum my bestie, Be-Little! WOWIE!!!! It bees a BIG POOPLE MOUSIE!!! (my fabrit color), a katpiller wand toy, BIG BIG jingle balls (Bunny bees jelis NEENER NEENER) an an an sum Friskies Pawtee Treets!! YUM!

An an an her Mommy gab Ma a apple pie candle - how did she no Ma reely lubs candles??

Tanke sew mush, Be-Little an Mommy! Dat made our day!

Wowie I bees sew blessed - I got SEW mene purrezzies dis Christmas! Ma an I feels furry lubbed by our furrends.

WE LUBS EECH AN EBRY ONE OB YEW!!

Tankee, and lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

pee ess MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Twas the Night Before Christmas

and more than 2000 years ago, Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem. And Jesus was born. The shepherds came, the wise men came. Yes, celebrating Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus.

I'm sure almost all of you are familiar with that story. And some of you read the Luke Chapter 2 every Christmas day to re-tell the miraculous story of Jesus Birth.

But what does Jesus birth mean to you? Why was Jesus born? ? What does that have to do with me or you?

God sent His only Son, Jesus, into this world, because He LOVES us! Jesus was an expression of God's love to us! Because of man's sin, we could not have a pure relationship with God. we needed Someone to pay for our sins, so that we could . Jesus paid that price. He suffered and died on the cross so that we could live forever with Him. And He rose from the grave, conquering sin and death!

All of us have sinned and become separated from God. Jesus provides forgiveness, if we ask Him. And He restores our relationship with God so that we can have eternal life with Him.

Christmas, Jesus birth, is only the beginning................

Wishing all of my Catster and Dogster friends and their families a blessed and happy Christmas!

Love,
Laura-Lynne
Margo's Ma

LOTS ob Kumpnee tewda!!!

WOWIE wut a day! nok nok nok on da door at 8am!!! It bin Ma's substitoot noos. SUPRISE MOL! But Ma bin awake!


Nok nok nok nok at 9AM. It bees LAINY!!! An an an she bring pecans frum her trees! A hole big bad ob dem! Ma dinno gib me ene.........*RATS*!

NOk nok nok nok nok nok nok nok nok nok.............OH MY GUNNESS!!! 9 peeps come in da house! Unka Pete hab a hood on an an an it skare me so I runs intew da bedrom! Pastor Dave, Ant Tammy, Kuzins Mandee, Megan, Dave Jr, M.J., Grand Mary, an an an Ant Carol. WUT A GROOP!

Dey bees furry loud, lot ob laffin. So I stays in da bedroom. BUT all ob dem come an pet me an lubs on me! An an an I gibs Megan a kissy on da nose! I lubs all ob dem furry mush - jus not all at da same time!!!

Ma got lots ob prezzies (none fur me........*RATS!*) an an she hab wunnerful time!!

DEN at 5:30 nok nok nok! It bin Randy! I likes Randy furry mush. He like ME furry mush, tew an he pet pet pet me!

Wut a bizee day - I dunno wants tew konfoos enekitty, but tewda bin Ma's Christmas! An it bin WUNNERFUL!!

Lubs,
Margo

IT BEES ALMOS CHRISTMAS!!

WOWIE KITTIES! I neber hab Christmas like dis one! SEW mene prezzies! I bees overwelmed! Ma habin lots ob compnee tewda - sum surpize visits, tew! More tenshun fur me, ob kors! Dis bees a furry bizee time ob yeer. It neber bin like dis before. WOWIE!!

I wishies all ob my Catster an an an Dogster furrends a furry Merry Christmas an an an a happee an helthee noo yeer! Ma got sumtin tew say, tew, she post anudder entry.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess..........I kilt annuder mousie las nite! Sew now I gots 29 toy mousies an countin.............MOL MOL! MARGO THE MOUSE DESTROYER!

Happy Hanukah

Shalom to all ob my Jewish furrends. Ma an I prays for da peace ob Jerusalem ebry day. The Jews bees God's chosen peeps, therefore, Jewish Kitties bees God's Chosen Kitties...........an an an dat bees speshil!
L'Chaim!
Lubs,
Margo

Christmas Tankees

WOWIE! Christmas bees jus round da korner! An it has bin a furry fun time fur me an Ma!

Tankee tew: Fiocco, Tweak, Matty, Hussy, Lelu Sabrina, Murray, Hazel Lucy, Dusty Miller, Alexis, Ginny, Lucy, Baby-Manx, Pansy, an dar famblees for da Rosettes!

An Tankee tew: Alana, Violet Dew, Sir Alfie Kneads-A-Lot, Oly, Sam, Daisy Mae, AnnaBella, Sassy, Jobel, Sassy an dar famblees fur da speshil gifties!

Ma finally feelin beder an we wills gets bak intew da swing ob tings, wudeber dat meens, soon!

Lubs,
Margo

Thank you from Ma

Some wonderful person sent me a gift subscription to Birds and Blooms! It was sent anonymously, so I have NO idea who sent it to me! What a wonderful and thoughtful gift - thank you SO MUCH! I will really enjoy it :)
Love,
Laura-Lynne

Kuddls an an an treets

Tewda bin a werkin day fur me. Ma in lot ob pain. Dis wether bees reely changeable an a storm bees comin. Sew I werk hard.

I sits wid ma at da pooter an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRS. I sits wid ma in da rekliner an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS. I gets on her chest an she kuddl me an kuddl kuddl kuddl. I bees warm an dat help her hands. I gibs her whisker kisses on her nosie an liks her cheeks. I lubs tew kuddl wid Ma.

Den she gib me 2 treets cuz I bees sush a gud noos! 4 Greenies an an an Laxatone. YUM! I LIKES bein her noos! It hab its benefits MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

I TALK TEW PICASSO'S MOMMY!!!

YEP! I shur did! Picasso's Mommy call Ma las nite an dey had gud long talk. en I talk tew her an an an I tells her dat I miss Picasso furry mush! Meow Meow Meow Meow PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Den Ma gots tew talk tew Her kitties............dey sounds sew kyoot! We bees sew glad fur our Catster furrends!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

L ubs,
Margo

Amother friend has journeyed to the Bridge..............

Sir Sonny Bono has taken his journey to the bridge this morning. Ma an I bees furry sad. Pleeeze keeps his Mommy an famblee in yore purrayers during dis furry diffykult time.

Lubs,
Margo

????????

A bran noo furrend tol me I wuz a *Hottie*............wut is dat????? I not on fire!!

Lubs,
Margo

I kilt tree mousies......................um, toy mousies

YEP! Dis furroshis tiger cat beet up, chewed up, an spit out TREE MOUSIES!! A bloo one, a green one, an an an a pink one. Dey wuz askin fur it. Dey smell ob CATNIP!!! Dat bees reezin enuff tew kilt dem!

Ma put all my toys in a big bloo baskit tewda. Mousies on one side, stuff toys in da middl, an an an balls on da uder side. Ma kind ob luk at me strange an say *What happened to all your mousies, Margo........I only have 10 of them!*

Well, I sez..........luk under da rekliner, da sofa, da bed, da freezer, da frigerator, behind da peeano................... yew gets da idee.

DAT is wen she found da tree kilt mousies, in a pile, under da rekliner. yew no, wen a mousie bees ded yew gots tew bury dem, rite? Well, under da rekliner werk fur me!

Lubs,
Margo

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! an an an Tankees

Anudder snowstorm - dis one kud be major - mebbe 4-6" by tonite! An an an den freezin rain/snow on Thursday..........Oh boy - it bees winter fur shur!!!! I bees SEW glad tew bees inside!

Da prezzies bees rollin in frum all my deer furrends, sew I beder do a tankee tewda before Ma get behind...........

Tankees tew: Edwinna, VIncent, Mathis der Meowler, Titch, Muppet, Whisper, Norman, Sissel, Diego & LuLu, April an dar famblees!

Speshil Gifties: Bianca, Oliver & Dewey, Hooch, Elise, Karma Kitty, Tialer, Pansy, Mercedes (Mercy) Calvin, Edgrrr, Carbon, Ozzy & Harriet, Hondo, Coffee, an an an dar famblees!

Stars/Diamonds: Rocky Ann, Kibbles

Lubs an an an kissies tew all my pawsome furrends,
Margo

Fido an Allie's Weddin

Wut a beeyooteeful weddin! Allie luk gorjis in her gown, an Fido sew hansum! Hazel Lucy officiate, but Allie an Fido make dar OWN vows! I bin impurressed by dat! I had a lubly time!

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE

I tink dat bees one ob my fabrit werds..........but it sure epress how I feels! Ma bin behind in tankees fur gifties *Gibs Ma a durtee luk* So iffin we miss enekitty, we certinlee dinno meens tew!

Wut a wunnerful groop ob furrends I has! I bees sush a blessed kitty!!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Emily Felicity, Oly, Meesha, Oly, Zineine, Marina, Gibson, Bunnz, Fafnir, Alfie, Ginny, A-Nony-Moose, Charity, Moodues, Titch, Miracle, Taz and Rayne, Whisper, Isis, Alabaster, Maneki, Piewacket, an an an dar famblees!

Speshil Gifties: Nikey, my feeansay, Missy, Calfin, Bibi, Ozzy & Harriet, Edgrrrrrrrrrrrr an an an dar fambleess

Stars and Diamonds: Lucy, Thomas, Zinedine, Luna an dar famblees.

We bees gettin ice an an an snow..........so Ma gunna bees home. It onlee gonna bee 7 degrees in da mornin. DAT BEES COLD!!!! I hoes we dunno gets tew mush ice.

Tankeef e sew mush, furrends. I Lubs eech an ebry one ob yew!

Lubs,
Margo

*open House* now closed

Well.

Ma bin furry, furry dispointed. All dat werk. Bake bake bake bake. Decorate. get kyoot plates an cups. She bin SEW lookin furwerd tew doin dis. She bin sew egsited. Onlee 4 peeps came! She noo sum were out ob town. But nobuddy frum church come. Ma furry hurt. An egzausted. Sew she bees restin an werkin on gettin zealies. She will anser our pmails tewmorro. Her eyes bin wet a lot an I bin kumfurtin her.

Lubs,
Margo

TIKI!! I gots a can ob TIKI!!!!

WOWIE!! I got a pawkij from Oliver an Dewey tewda!! I bees SEW EGSITED!! Dey gab me a pakij ob GREENIES - my fabrit, a grrrrrrrrrrrrate catnio toy dat I gunna hide, AN AN AN A CAN OB TIKI!!! I heers all bouts dis TIKI but I neber had ene - I canno wate tew tries it!!! WOWIE! Tankee SEW MUSH Oliver an Dewey!!!

A few peeps cam tew da *Open House* sew far. It bees ok.

Lubs,
Margo

A pakij frum Oly!!!

Tewda we got a pakij frum Oly an her famblee! WOWIE!!! Ma sed we kud open da pakij..................HURREE UPS MA!!!!

WUT??? Se opin purresents for BUNNY first??? Bunny got purresents????? Well! Look at dat! He no hab a ladder cuz last one got ikee MOL! HE LUB IT! an an an dem jingle bells.......Oh No! He gunna goes crazee ober dat. An da mirror. Well, he will likes dat cuz he cans sings tew himself! Tweet Tweet an an an Tankee furry mush frum Bunny. Lukee bird. He dinno gets no purresents last yeer!

GIMME MY PURRESENTS NOW! Wut dis bees..........chomp rip tear lick DUNNO TUCH IT MA IT BEES MINE! MOUSIES!!! Four ob dem! Liddle mousies! Oh I lubs liddle mousies!! Annuder one fur me???? Reely? It jingle........mebe I got da same ting as Bunny? MOL MOL!
Nope - but Jingle balls!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*She grabbed one of the mouseies and RAN LOLOL!*

Oooooooooooops - Fankeburymush Oly! *Margo don't talk with your mouth full!!*

And Oly's Mommy sent Ma a *Snowman Blankee*!! Ma collect snowmen. It bees SEW KYOOT! I gunna sleeps on it wid ma tewnite! Ma onlee TINK it fur her! MOL MOL! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*Margo is under the bed with one of the mousies LOLOL! They are a hit! She will probably hide all of them.*

Thank you so much Oly and family for our Christmas presents!

Lubs,
Margo
Bunny (Dat Dum Bird)
an Laura-Lynne (da Ma!)

MA!!! IT BEES PAST YORE BEDTIME!!!

MA!! It almost midnite! IT WAY PAST YORE BEDTIME!!! Dis bees yore Noos speekin. GO TEW BED!!!! Meyow meyow meyow meyow meyow! *smaks Ma on da shoulder*

*OK already, Margo, I"m going.*

Sew Ma get intew bed an I leeb da room. She call me an call me. But I NOT redy fur bed yet MOL! She sigh.

She get intew bed an calls me agin. I dunno moob. I dunno wants tew. Sew, I waits an waits till she start tew settle down. Den I goes ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Up da steps tew da bed an an an POUNCE POUNCE!
*YEOWCH, Margo!*

Den Ma try tew tuch me an I goes Brrrrrrrrrrt! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Off da bed intew da libin room. OH! Dis bees fun! I gunna plays POUNCE wid her tewnite!

I waits an waits till she settl down more. Eeeers goes bak, tale get fluffy, engine start, an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Up da steps tew da bed an POUNCE POUNCE on one side ob Ma an an an den POUNCE POUNCE on da udder sid ob Ma. OH Dis bees FUN!!!

*mumble mumble mumble MARGO!!!!*

She try tew cach me an I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMs off agin! MOL MOL! I bees like dat *Gingerbread Man* cuz she canno cach me MOL MOL!!

Bak tew da rekliner. I waits longer. I heers her breethin gettin slower. I bees a noos sew I nos she bees almos redy tew go tew sleep.

Sew, I gathers ALL my energy an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM up dat steps an POUNCE.......O NOES!! MA CACH ME!!!

She hol me an I wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle an tries t4ew eskape!!! But I canno!! She take my face an kiss it an an den she start skritchin me behind da eers..............Oh I reeeely likes dat. But I no she bees tryin tew makes me relax. AINT GUNNA WERK, MA! I tink she noo dat, cuz all ob a sudden she go *BOO!* an startle me an I gets egsited an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMs bak out tew da couch! OH dis bees fun!

Finallee, jus before Ma go tew sleep, I climb up da steps sneeky like. An I goes STE P STEP STEP on her an STEP STEP STEP!! (remememember I onlee gots tree legs)! She wake up an mumble sumtin unintelligiggle. Den I sits on her chest, gibs her kissies an bonks on da chin, an an an startes tew PURRRRRRRRRR. Reel loud! ( sew she canno sleeps MOL)! In fak, I purr sew loud dat she kin feel it frum tip ob my hed to tip ob my tale! Ma tink I bees redy tew relax. an she close her eyes.

Sew, I walks off ob Ma, an gets on MY pillow, turns around, an an an goes tew sleep. An Ma still bees awake MOL MOL MOL!!

LUBS,
Margo

Furry Sad Noos, yet agin.

My deer furrend, Picasso, went to the bridge this afternoon. He was one of my first friends on Catster. Ma an I bin furry fond ob him an his famblee. We bees furry sad an Ma's eyes bees furry wet. I needs tew comfurt her now.

sad., sad yowls,

Margo
&
Ma

Ma gunna vent heer

Today I was sent a youtube link of a dog *training for a marathon in his sleep*. The people who took the video obviously thought it was hysterical.

The dog seemed to be running in his sleep, with occasional jerks of his legs and facial muscles.

Now I am not a veterinarian, but I do have enough experience to know that this dog is experiencing seizures of some kind, and needs to be seen by a vet.

Another time I was sent a link to a video of a squirrel that was *drunk*........... very similar to how an animal with rabies behaves.

It just angers me. I feel sorry for the dog. I realize that some people truly are ignorant when it comes to taking care of their pets, or interacting with wildlife. I hesitate to call them *stupid*....................

That is all I will say. I am not upset in any way with the person who sent the link. They had no idea. And I hope that they are not upset with me.

Laura-Lynne

A B I G PAKIJ fur ME

Yep! Ma bring in dis BIG box an sez *Margo this if for you!*

WELL OPENS IT UP NOW, MA!! OH! I bees sew egsited! I smells da box......smell like catnip in dare..........an I tuch da box. Den Ma sez:

*You can't open it until December 20th! Its from your Secret Santa from Pen Paws*

WUT???? I CANNO OPENS IT till WHEN????? December 20???? Wen dat bees? Tewmorro???? AW MA!!! Lemme opin it an an an looksie at ONE purresent - PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?????!!!

NO?????? You makin me wate all dat time - dat bees WEEKS frum now! Come on Ma, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE???? NO????

MEEN MA! Yew bees SEW MEEN!!! I gunna ignor yew fur da rest ob da weekend. Pffffffffffffffffffffft!!

I WANTS MY BOX! YOWL YOWL YOWL YOWL! I WANTS MY BOX!! pout pout pout pout pout. Ware yew puttin dat box - dunno tries an hides it frum me...................

Lubs,
Margo

Christmas Cookie Chronicles part 2

Well, Ma bake cookies AGIN tewda! Sew, I wait under da table. Wait, wait, wait. NUTTIN!! She go tew da batroom an push da chairs under da table. *RATS!* She dinno drop ONE peec ob cookie or doe on da floor.

M E E N M A ! ! ! !

Lubs,
Margo

The Christmas Cookie Chromicles part one

Ma bees bakin Christmas cookies agin. Dis time I smelt milk. I wunder wut kind ob cookies has MILK in dem..................

Sew, as always, I lays under da table tew snatch ene crums dat mite fall. Waitin, waitin............den Ma get up tew use da batroom.

AN sew I jumps on da chair, an puts my paws on da table, an noks over sumtin full ob liddle white seeds - oh well - ENETING tew get tew dat milk!

I finds da milk an stiks my hed in da bowl an starts drinkin dat milk an an an OH MY it bees DELISHIS!!

Ma come bak an see my hed in da bowl ah she sez *MARGO!!! Bad Girl! Get down! MARGO! You knocked all the sesame seeds on the floor!!! grumble grumble grumble!*

Sew dats wut doz liddl white tings bees. Tankee fur dat infurmashun
Well, Ma - iffin yew dinno want me on dat table den you shuda push da chair underneeth it! I NOT bees a bad girl!!

Annuder noo motto? Iffin da chair bees pushed out an dar bees food on da table, I gets tew explore an an an EETS IT!!!

The saga continues............................MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Christmas Cookies an NOO MOTTO!!!

Ma bin at it agin tewda. Bakin Christmas cookies. An, ob kors, I sits uner da table, waiting fur crumbs. Well, a tiny peec ob doe fell an an an an yew no my motto bees "Iffin it bees on da floor, it bees MINE!" Sew I grabs it an chomps it. It taste gud.........but, kind of spicee? um.........it dunno feels so gud in my tummy..........UT OH...........an I barfs it by Ma's foot.

I tol Ma she need tew trow doz cookies out. Dey no gud. An my noo motto bees "Iffin it make me sik, trow it out!"

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE!! NEW GIFTIES IN DA CATSTER STORE!!!

Christmas gifties bees heer!! Dey gots a snowman, snowflake, sled, gingerbread man, wreath, an an an mistletoe (hint hint Mikey!) Dey bees kyoot! I alredy gots a gingerbread cookie an an an a snowflake!! I CANNO WATE TEW GET MY ZEALIES!!!! Tew bad I only gets 30.......I gots more den 30,000 furrends................

Lubs,
Margo

UPDATE ON MUPPET

MUPPET BEES COMIN HOME TEWDA!! No complications at all frum da surgree! Wut grrrrrate noos dat bees! She gunna needs speshil care fur a wile, but she gunna go HOME!! YAY!!

Lubs,
Margo

Christmas Cookies............YUM!!

Ma wuz makin Christmas cookies las nite. One fell on da floor - MINE! ALL MINE!!! Sew I grab it an RUN - ZOOOOOOOOOOOO...............RATS! Ma cach me, pik me up, an take away da cookie!! MEEN MA! HOW KUD YEW DEPRIB YORE NOOS OB A CHRISTMAS COOKIE??? Yew bees SEW MEEN!!

Pout pout pout pout YOWL YOWL YOWL YOWL.

Meen Ma.

Lubs
Margo

From Meen Ma,

there was nothing in the cookie that could have harmed her, but she is hyper enough without adding any sugar..............LOLOL!

MUPPET

MUPPETS SURGREE WENT WELL!! SHE MAY COME HOME AS SOON AS FRIDAY! YIPEE! TANKS BE TEW GOD!!!

LUBS,
MARGO

Pray for Muppet

I'm sure that most ob yew no bout Muppet. She bees a kitty hoo hab severe eeer problems an bees in bad bad pane all da time. Well, Catster furrends raise nuff money sew she can hab surgree tew repare her eers. Her surgree bees tewda!

PLEEZE PRAY FUR MUPPET DAT SURGREE BE SUCCESSFUL AN AN AN SHE MAKE A FULL RECOBERY AN NEBER EBER HAB PANE IN HER EEEERS AGIN!

I bees Muppethead, tew! Ma an I lubs yew, Muppet!

Lubs,
Margo

Dat Cold White Stuff

Yes furrends, SNOW!! We got snow ober da weekend! Bout 2" ob it! It wuz hevy an wet, an an an it made the trees look like a fairyland!! It bees beeyooteeful! Ma will upload a pikshur.

But it will bees gone tewmorrow. Goin way above furreezin.

Dar be an old wives tail dat sez da day ob da first snow ob da seezon - dat numberob da day bees now mene days ob snow we will hab dis seezon. Sew, dat meens we gunna gets 29 snowy days dis winter................iffin dat bees troo! Ma sez she gunna keep trak MOL!

YIPEE SKIPPEE!

Lubs,
Margo

Another journey to the bridge.

My furrend, Preggie, went to da bridge recently. Dar bin sew mene kitties making dat journey. Dat bees sew sad. Dat bees da onlee bad part ob bein on Catster. Loosing yore furrends.

Ma an I sends our lubs an an an hugs tew all da famblees dat lost a beloved kitty recently. The memories ob your kitties will remains wid yew an an an nobody kin take dem away.

We will purray for all ob da famblees hoo hab lost kitties, doggies, an an an lubbed ones during dis holiday seeson. Ma unnerstan all bout dat. It hurt reeeel raw rite now. An it take a loooooooooooong time tew stop hurtin sew bad.

Jus no dat we an yore udder Catster furrends bees heer tew support yew.

Mush Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

OOOOOOOOOOOPS......More Friday Tankees

Somehow, Ma missed half da tankees - we dunno tink dis bees repeets! Sorree bout dat!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Oliver & Dewey, Alfiechinacat, Teebo & Callie, Darsh, Milo, Hooch, Chelsea Louise, Hondo, Calvin, Mathis Der Meowler,
Lancelot, Sausage & Meatball, Be-Little, Sir Alfie Kenads-A-Lot, Crouton, an dar famblees!

Speshil Gifties: KitKat, A Nony Moose, Santa Claws, Rascal & Trixie an dar famblees!

Diamonds: Princess and her crew!

Tankee sew furry mush fur makin me feel speshil!

Lubs,
Margo

Hold me, Ma!

I jus finish my Purina Wholesome Delights shicken dinner, well, brekfist. It bees DELISHIS! An an an I has a full tummy!

Sew I went intew da bedroom an Ma bees werkin on da pooter. I gets on da bed, reeches ober an touches her wid my paw. Mew! Ma, jus hold me! She turn round, an I climb ontew her lap, clims on her chest, an settles down. Ma hold me.

Mew! Dunno pets me, Ma. Mew. Dunno talk tew me, Ma. Jus hold me. Dar, dat wut I wants!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PURRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I looks up an gibs ma kissies on da cheek. Mew. Keep holdin me, Ma. I lubs tew be in yore arms.

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PURRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Tankee, Ma! I lubs yew!

Lubs,
Margo

November Tags

I lubs tew play TAG!! Heer it is da last day ob da munf, an an an heer bees my answers tew all da tag games! It bees eesier tew dew dis once! Dat way I dunno brake my brane tryin tew tinks ob diffrint ansers!

Sunny Bono tagged me for 5 fabulous things about me

1. I bees engajed tew my troo lub, Mikey an an an we bees getting marreed on January 6!
2. I bees beeyooteeful!
3. I lubs tookey
4. I lubs Ma
5. I lubs Ant Peggy

Penny and Lily, Mocha Valencia, and Irwin tagged me for Thanksgiving tag – 5 things I am thankful for

1. I bees thankful tew da kind ladee hoo call da Humane Society hoo pik me up an save me
2. I bees thankful fur Second Chance Animal Rescue hoo paid fur my surgree tew remoob my leg an an an make me ALL BETTER!
3. I bees thankful tew my foster Mom, Nancy, hoo took kar ob me after da surgree
4. I bees thankful fur Ma………….(wipes tears from eyes)…….I LUBS HER
5. I bees thankful fur a pawsome place tew lib an an an all my toys!

Lily and Stinky tagged me for 7 pawsome facts about me

1. I likes cantaloupe, booberries, mandarin oranges, cheese, an an an Tookey!
2. My fabrit toy bees a little bloo mousie wid a wiry tale
3. I dunno likes dat meen meen dirt eetin machine
4. I dunno like dat bad bad vet man
5. I sings *opera*
6. I runs faster den a speeding bullet, wudeber dat bees
7. I gots LOTS an LOTS an LOTS an LOTS ob furrends on Catster an an an I lubs ebry one ob dem!

TANKEE FUR TAGGIN ME!!

Lubs,
Margo

Tankees

Wut a grrrrrrate week its bin! I wuz a diree pik, it wuz Thanksgivin an I got sum tookey, Ma got me a Christmas bandanam an an an my furrends gab me LOTS an LOTS of gifties! WOWIE! I bees such a blessed kitty! Tankee furrends fur yore kindness. I lubs ebry single one ob yew!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes Muffin, Buka, Shelby, Baby, Felix Mendlessohn, Tunafish, Oly, Gizmo, Muffin, Mathis der Meowler, Penny, Tigger, Oly, Scarlett, Louis Vuitton, Dunia, Bailey, Nikko, Walker an an an dar famblees!

Special Gifties: , Tailer, Ozzy & Harriet, Kyddy, Miles, Fuzzy, Santa Claws, an an an dar famblees!

Stars: Marilyn an an an her famblee!

Diamonds: Buster

Hab a wunnerful Sunday :)

Lubs,
Margo

Furry Sad Noos

My furrend, Felix Mendelssohn , went to the Bridge this morning. Ma an I bees furry sad an sends our sympathy tew his famblee. ............ sniff sniff sniff!

Lubs,
Margo

MARGVIXEN HAB A- PLAN...............................heheheheheeh!

Margvixen heer. I gots a plan on how I can spends Christmas Eve wid my kyoot, hansum, sweet, wunnerful feeyansay, Mikey.

See, I gunna bribe Vixen, Santa's reindeer. Yep. I gunna gets a sak ob Reindeer Food , home made cookies (tankee Ma!), an an an milk. Sew wen Santa come tew bring Ma an me our purresents, I wills swich places wid Vixen on da teem wile Santa an Vixen eets dar treets! Den I wills fly wid Santa all da way tew Nova Scotia ware Mikey libs, an an an I will get off dare, an an an spend Christmas Eve an an an Christmas wid Mikey!!!

I CANNO WATE!!

Lubs,
Margo

Tankee HQ

WOWIE!! Both Mikey, My Troo Lub, an I bees Diary Picks!! WOWIE! How egsitin is dat!!! Tankee sew mush, HQ!! An an an Mikey bees pik ob da day! Oh my I bees SEW EGSITED!!!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MA DID YEW SEE DAT???? MIKEY DID YEW SEE DAT?????

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I BEES FURRY HAPPEE!!

Tankee HQ!

Lubs,
Margo

A Blessed Thanksgiving Day to ALL our friends on Catster!

We have so MUCH to be thankful for. For one thing, each of us on Catster/Dogster is blessed to have one or more WONDERUL cats or dogs that we love and spoil, and who make our lives much more fun and healthy! Truly the are our *Fur Kids*!

And in ths country, the wonderful USA, we STILL have freedom of speech, freedom of Religion.......... and so much more.

Our founding fathers came here so they could Worship God the way they chose. Faith was the most important facet of their lives. Despite many hardships, their faith In God helped them to overcome and eventually succeed.

We have been a Blessed Nation. God has blessed us with doctors who find cures for diseases, people who developed computers and communication tools, and much much more.

Everything we have is because God has blessed us. The food on our table. The clothes on our backs. Our homes, cars, children, and on and on and on. God is the giver of Every Good and Perfect thing!

Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful for what we have. But let us also be thankful to God for what He has given us! He loved us so much that He gave us His son, Jesus, to die on the cross so that we can be saved! That is the biggest blessing we could ever have.

So this Thanksgiving Day, take time to thank God for what you have. Think about the sacrifice that Jesus made because He loves us so much. And be thankful to God!

Love and blessings to all my Catster and Dogstser friends,
Laura-Lynne
&
Margo

I BEES MAD!! PFFFFFT!

I HISS at Ant Brenda yesserda. Dum Tookey Day. I bees REEEEELY annoy. Ma had Tanksgibin las nite. She PAWROMISE me some Tookey.

Insted I gets banish intew da bedroom an lock out!! MEEN MA! Mr. Steve DUNNO LIKES CATS!! Can yew beleeb dat? Not onlee dat he dunno like cats, but Ma hab a furrend who DUNNO LIKES CATS!! WUTS RONG WIT YEW, MA???? Hoo bees dis Mr. Steve eneway????

A FURREND OB UNKIE CARL'S??? But but but Unkie Carl LUBS me! Why HE hab a furrend dat dunno likes cats???? SHEESH!

Ant Brenda open da door tew put coats on da bed an an an I PFFFFFFFFFFFT at her!...........I neber EBER hiss at sumbuddy I lubs sew yew no I bin REELY mad!! Ant Brenda feel sorree fur me an an an she pet me an talk tew me an I makes up wid her reel fast an liks her hand an gibs her a kissie.

I had tew stay in da bedroom while dey all eets TOOKEY an an an stuffin an all dat stuffs. Dey talk. Dey laff. Dey hab a reel gud time. DEY IGNORE ME!!!! I yowl an yowl an yowl. I dinno get ENE tenshun!!

MEEN MA!

Wen dey all left, MEEN MA open da door. I runs tew her, smaks her leg, runs intew da libin room an creates a *RUKUS* wudeber dat is. Yowlin, battin toys all ober da floor, racin round, an an an INGNORIN MEEN MA!! I didno let her pik me up, eeder.

After all dat, MEEN MA ask me iffin I wants some TOOKEY. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM intew da kishen! Ma gab me TOOKEY an an an o boy wuz it DELISHIS!! tree peeces ob TOOKEY!! YUM!

Well, at leest Meen Ma kep her pawromis. I guess I kin furgib her........ I guess I still lubs her..........but I still bees slitely annoyed.

Lubs,
Margo

Today bees TOOKEY DAY at our house!

Yep! We bees sellbratin Tanksgivin tewda cuz one ob our furrend werk on dat day, an an an 2 ob dem not gunna bees home - dey bees elsewars on dat day. Sew Ma bin FURRY BIZEE!!

She get up erly an an an make *Gingerbread* an an an *home made rolls* an an an she gots da tookey in da obin an an an da veggie tray bees done, table bin set fur 5 peeps...........Ma bees tukered out alrede!

I bees sew egsited cuz I no we bees havin kumpnee an an an TOOKEY an an an I canno wate fur dat bird!!! I no Ma will gibs me some.

I bees droolin alredee!

Happee Tanksgibin tew ALL my Catster furrends an dar famblees!

Lubs,
margo

Furry Gud Noos!

Mene ob yew nos dat Diego had a little black kitty in his yard hoo wuz feral. Well, Diego's Mommy helped dat kitty tew trust her an an an she took it to a no kill shelter.

LBK, now known as Louis Vuitton, GOT ADOPTED TEWDAY!!! HE BEES GOIN TEW HIS FOREBER FAMBLEE FUR TANKSGIBIN! YAY!!

Oh how happe we all bees bout dat!

Mush Lubs,
Margo & Ma hoo both bees doin a *HAPPEE DANCE*!!!

I tink I bees *Talyin*

I wuz talkin tew my furrend Elise about Ma's cookin. Ma bees a furry gud cook, an an an ENE FOOD dat fall on da floor BEES MINE! MINE!! MINE!!! I speshilly lubs her spagety saws an an an pizza........sew I wunders iffin I bees *Talyin* like Ma bees!

Jus tink. A *Talyin* Tortie wid Tree legs! MOL!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Lub s,
Margo
pee ess - wen yew gunna makes lasagna, Ma?

Warm Oatmeeel

WOWIE! My furrend Frankie Sinatracat brot me a BIG WARM BOWL full ob OATMEEL!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Yun! IT wuz DELISHIS!!!! Boy I gunna det some ZOOMIES tewnite.................MOL!

LOOKOUT MA...............midnite zoomies bees on da way :)

Lubs,
Margo

Purrayers Needed

Hello Furrends,

My feeansay, Mikey bees sik. He need tew take lots ob pills ebry day :( Pleeze purry fur him.

An my deer furrend Miracle - her famblee lost dar house to a fire an an an dey los EBRYTING in dar house! Please, please purray fur dem. Dey neds tew find a home ware dey can hab multiple pets............ an we all nos how diffykult dat bees.

Tankee sew mush, furrends!
Lubs,
Margo

Oatmeeel

It bees winnertime now an furry furry cold in da mornin. I wud reely like summ oatmeel wid *cinnamon/nutmeg sugar*. Ma hab dis 10 pound container FULL ob oatmeel. Yew wud tinks she wud eet it ebry dan wen it bees cold. Duz she?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MA DUNNO EEETS OATMEEL!! Can yew beleeb dat???? Why she hab sew mush ob it den?????

She make oatmeel bread, oatmeel cookies, granola, an an an stuffs like dat. Why she dunno eets it??? Cuz she sez it bees MUSHY!

An I sez Ma, ob korse it bees mushy!! Silly Ma! Me tinks I gunna hab tew beg fur sum.............I wishies she wud try it - I no she wud likes it.......

MA!! I WANTS OATMEEEL............NOW!
(Please?)

Lubs,
Margo

LETS PLAY P O U N C E MA!!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy did I hab da *Friskies* las nite! Ma gab me sun mashee taters las nite an an an dey gab me a BURST ob energy!

Ma was tryin, an an an I meens tryin tew sleep in da bed. I was in da rekliner. An an an all ob a sudden dat BURST ob energy cam ober me an I ZOOM up da steps tew da bed, takes a flyin leep ontew Ma's chest an an an sez - in a furry loud, high, skweekey voice:

HI MA!! LETS PLAY POUNCE!!!! Kissy kissy kisy kissy on her cheek, bat bat bat on her eyelids bonk bonk bonk on her nose!!

(mrmrmgph oooph margo mrmrmrphg OUCH!)

She ALMOS wake up, sew I dashes down da steps, takes a slurpee ob wader an a few krunchies ob food an an an

ZOOM up da steps tew da bed an an an I takes a flyin leep ontew her tummy

HIYA MA!! I bees playin POUNCE wid yew! KISSY KISSY KISSY lick likck bonk bonk bonk bonk bat the eyelids!!

(oooooooooooooooooooooooow Margo!)

MA! Yew bees awake!!!! LETS PLAY P O U N C E !!!

Zooooooo - but before I kud zoom off da bed, Ma grab me, pull me close, an an an kiss my face, skratch my eeer den sez *BOO*! Sew I races off da bed, zooms round da house, an an an zoom bak up da steps an an an LEEP............

Ma bees awake an she katch me in mid-flite!! an she turn me on my bak an tikle my belly den grab me an gib me more kissies!!!

OH I LUBS TEW PLAY P O U N C E WID YEW MA!! WE BOTH WINS!! MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE!!!!

WOWIE!!! HQ gab me a Quirky Turkey - i meens Tookey!! Tankee sew furry mush! Dat reeeeely made Ma an my day! YIPEE!

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobbe tew all da wunnerful peeps at HQ! Happee Tanksgibin!

Mush Lubs,
Margo the Margurkey
an an an
Ma!

Furriday Tankees an it eben reely BEES Friday MOL!

Well, it bees Furriday alrede - wut a fast week dis wuz! Tookey day bees round da korner.......... Ma got a tookey breast an an an I shur hopes I gets sum ob it! I may even resort tew begging fur some................

Tankee tew all my furrends fur dar lub an an an support! I Lubs all ob my furrends furry mush! Catster bees my fabrit place in da werld..........cept fur Ma's lap MOL!

Tankee tew:

Rosettes Evo & Donut, Meep, Santa Claws… Edwina, Alana, Smudge, Pandora, Mikey my fiansay, Capella, Tweak, an an an dar famblees!

Special Gifties: Sugar Honey, Ricky, an an an dar famblees!

Stars: Nitzy an an an her famblee!'

Hab a wunnerful weekend!

Lubs,
Margo

TAG GAMES!!!

Ok furrends - dis bees wut I decide tew dew bout tag. I gets tagged a LOT! Cuz I has LOTS ob furrends! I likes tew play tag. But I dunno wanna repeets myself!

SEW - yew can tag me, and I will saves yore name an wut tag it bees, an an an on da las day ob da munf, I will list ALL da tags an da kitties hoo tag me in one post!

Dis munf I tag ober 100 kitties in from my corral..........sew I willno be taggin enekitties dis munf.

Sew Nov 31 bees my *Tag Day*!! I shur hopew yew all unnerstans!!

Lubs,
Margo

About Cooties

Fur yore Infurmashun............GURL CATS DUNNO HAB COOTIES!!! Yew canno get dem frum gurlcats, eeder. An an an I DUNNO HABS COOTIES!!! Ask Mikey, my feeyansay. Ask my furrends! Dar seem tew be sum cootie bugs goin round Catster..............

But it bees true dat I bees a Margurkey............... MOL!

Lubs,
Margo
The Cootie Free Engajed Margurkey!

Wut a STINKEE DAY! MOL MOL MOL MOLJus

Jus before Ma's noos came in da door, I left a furry big an an an FURRY STINKEE job in da box. Raine come in an an an say PU Margo!! MOL MOL!

An an an later on, Ma's furrend Evelyn come ober tew peel apples wid Ma (tew make applesauce) an an an I pukes rite by her feets!!! MOL MOL!

Wut a GRATE STINKEEEEEEEEEE DAY!!!

Lubs,
Margo

Tewda I bees tankful fur

Nancy - my foster Ma. She took me home frum surgree an care for me fur 3 munfs till I was able tew be dopted by Ma! Nancy bin furry nice! She was MU Vet student. She hab 2 dogs, a Jerkie Terror an an an a Welch Korgee. Dey also bin furry nice an neber eber chase me! I made a full recobry becuz ob Nancy's tender lovin care!

Tankee Nancy fur bein my foster Ma!

Lubs,
Margo
hoo nos yew bees a Furry Gud Bad Bad Vet Woman!

Tewda

Tewda I bees tankful fur Second Chance Animal Rescue in Columbia, Missouri. Da humane society wuz gunna put me tew sleep (wudeber dat meens, but I dunno tink it bees gud), but one ob da volunteers REEEELY like me an an an sed I deserb a Second Chance. Sew she call Second Chance, an dey takes me tew dar vet, an an an he remoob my leg an all dat. Sew Second Chance save my life!

Tankee Second Chance!
Lubs,
Margo

Bein Tanfull

My furrend, Tannis, hab a furry gud idee. He rite in his diree ebry day bout sumtin he bees tankful for. I likes dat. Cuz no matter wut, dar ALWAYS bees sumtin tew be tankful fur.............as long as yew bees alive!

Sew, tewday I bees tankful fur dal nice lady dat call da Humane Society tew come an git me wen I wuz injured an an furry furry sik. Iffin it wuz not fur her, I mite not eben be alib tewda!!! Tankee kind lady, hooeber yew bees!

Lubs,
Margo

Tookey in da Straw

Da udder day, Ma an I was browsin tru sum Catster pages. We cam upon dis one paj an an an da moosic was *Tookey in da Straw*. I willno menshun hoos paj it wuz (*cough coughPansycough cough*), but da funneeest ting happen -

DAT DUM BIRD - BUNNY - BEGAN TEW DANCE AN DANCE AN SING AN SING AN TWIRL AN TWIRL AN BOB UP AN DOWN AN UP AN DOWN!!
Oh My MOL MOL ROTFMOL!!! Dat bin SEW FUNNEE! Ma wishies she had a videeo camra! It bin histerical!

Dat dum bird bees sumtin else! Sew a few days later, Ma go dar agin tew se iffin Bunny wud do dat AGIN, an an an HE DID!!! Bunny likes *Tookey in da Straw*!!! Bunny bees a parakeet, NOT a tookey! OH MY ROTFMOL MOL MOL!

Sorree, but dat REEELY krak Ma an me up!

Lubs,
Margo

Tankee, Tankee, Tankee!

WOWIE furrends! Wut a pawsome few days it bin!! Sew mene ob yew hab played my silly tag game - TANKEE SEW MUSH fur makin it sew mush fun fur me an Ma, an an an all de udder kitties!!

An an an tankee tew all my furrends fur da gifties dis week! I bees sush a blessed kitty! Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Madison, Emily Felicity, Scooter, Muffin, Bandit, Ozzy & Harriet, Ozzy, Diego, Hooch, Murray, Sarah Joe, PeekABoo, Whisper, Hobbs, an an an dar famblees!

Special Gifties: Elise

I lubs my Catster furrends! Um - sorry dis bees on Sunday an not Friday.........SUMBUDDEE (Ma!) furgit!

An an an oh yes............ BEE KIND TEW TOOKEYS -- EEEETS BEEF!!!
MOL MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Tookeys.........

Hab yew seen how mene Tookey Kitties bees out dare?? A hole FLOK ob dem! Dozens! An an an I bees one ob dem........... I tinks we gunna habs us a pawtee................ MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Tagged Agin!

Pretty Camille Rose tagged me! Sew I wills play her tag, but I willno tag enekitty..............

Five Fabulous Facts bout me:

1. I bees Margo Andretti, Race Cat Shampeen ob da werld!
2. I bees beeyooteeful!
3. I gonna marree my feeyance, Mikey, soon!
4. I bees sperled rotten!
5. I lubs my Ma!


It has bin SEW MUSH FUN tew reed all yore ansers tew my Noo Silly Tag Game! Tankee furrends fur playin.......... an an an keeps on passin it round MOL! Ma an I hab sush a gud time tewda reedin all yore ansers! We giggles, laffs, an an an wen Ma laff hard, she SNORTS - but dunno tells her I tol yew dat! MOL!

I willno be purrticipatin in ene more Tag games dis munf! I hopes yew unnerstans!

Hab a wunnerful weekend!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Dat Dum Bird

Well, I wuz under da cobers takin a nap. I slep past *cookie time* agin!! Bunny bin asleep, tew. Sew I gets up and sees Ma at da pooter. MEYOW I sez! An an an Ma sez:

*Margo do you want your cookies?*

SKWAWK SKWAWK SKWAWK SKWAWK sez Bunny!

WUT??? Bunny yew dunno eets cookies - yew dunno eets mashies, yew dunno eets pees, yew dunno eets lettuce, spinach or brokoli............all yew eets is yore dum seeds an millet! SINCE WEN DUZ YEW WANTS A COOKIE????

DUM BIRD! MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL!

Bunny neber sed dat before.................... I still tinks he wud make a gud snak!

Lub,s
Margo

My Noo Silly Tag Game!

Well, I dun tagged 100 of da kitties in my corral tew start dis noo game! Iffin yew habno bin tagged an wants tew play- jus go ahed! Da grate ting bout dis tag is dat yew can tag 1 kitty, 10 kitties, 100 kitties - or jus play yoreself! No presshur! Heer goes:

1. How mene toes duz yew hab? 15 cuz I onlee has 3 legs!

2. Is yew marreed? Mikey an I will bees gettin mareed soon!

3. Duz yew hab short, medium, or long hairs? medium hairs

4. Duz yew likes tew dress up? Yep!

5, Hoo gots da stinkeeeest gas in yore house??? um........me (blush)

6. How mene toys duz yew hab? 53

7. Is yore tale straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or jus rite? it bees broke in 2 places, sew it bees kinked! An an an Mikey still lubs me eben do I onlee gots tree legs an an an a kinked tale! I lubs him SEW MUSH!

8. Hab yew eber killed a reel mousie?? yep

9. Is yew beeyooteeful, hansum, or uglee?? BEEYOOTEEFUL!

10. Is yew da King ob da house, Kween ob da house, or da Serbint?????
I bees da KWEEN ob da house!

Lubs,
Margo

TAG!!

I bin tagged by my gud furrend, Miss Sable-Kitty :) I needs tew tell 5 furbulous tings bout meself:

1. I bees Margo Andretti, Race Cat Shampeen ob da Werld!!
2. I bees beeyooteeful!
3. I gonna gets marreed tew my Hansum Lub, Mikey!
4. I bees a Registered Kitty Nurse
5. I LUBS GREENIES!!!

Now, I gunna tag a bunch ob kitties wid a NOO tag game.........sew bees wachin yore pmails................MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump (Ma's note first)

You know how it is when you are sleeping lightly and you hear a noise in the middle of the night. Its enough to get your attention, but not enough to wake you up, and the half (or more) asleep mind wonders WHAT in the world is that thunping noise???? and you go back to sleep.

The second time I heard it I thought, thats too loud and heavy to be a mouse in the ceiling, and went back to sleep. The THIRD time, I had to get up and investigate.

So I go into the bathroom and sit on the tank, and here comes Margo.......ZOOMING! Ears back, eyes wide as saucers, tail and body fluffed out full, back arched..........

AND SHE ZOOMS ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND THD SHOWER STALL!! Oh I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!The shower stall is NOT very big....... and ZOOM she dashed out again!! You should have seen her little face - she was smiling! The word that comes to my mind is GLEE! She was running around the shower stall GLEEFULLY, with not a care in the world! OH it was SO FUNNY!! Her back leg was doing the thumping!

And I had to wonder.......what in the WORLD is Margo thinking..........

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Welcome, Kitties and Pawrents to the Moberly Speedway Kitty 7500! Before you have a seat please visit our concession stand for hot dogs, nachos, Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, and *Greeniees*

Our featured Race Cat tonight is one of our own - MARGO ANDRETTI!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! MARGO! MARGO! MARGO!

She will be attempting to break her previous record of 3 minutes and 30 seconds for the track!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! MARGO! MARGO! MARGO!

Margo - START YOUR ENGINE!!

ok ok brrrrrrrrrrrrr...............brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr........brrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrt! Lets seen - chek list:

Eaees flat on hed - chek!
Eyes big as saucers - chek!
Tail fluffed out full - chek
bak arch - chek
body fluff level 1 - chek

GO!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Margo makes the first corner and she's in the shower stall!

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump!


And she's made her first lap!

Now DAT wuz eeezy!! Ok - next bees HYPER DRIVE - ok - cheklist:

Eers flat on hed- chek....eyes big as saucers - chek tail fluff out full - chek bak arch - chek body fluff level 2 check HYPERDRIVE READY - chedk

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Wow - look at her go! I've never seen her go this fast!

thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumptmump

GO MARGO GO!!!


P I T S T O P !!!

Oh no = what seems to be the problem? Margo's in the pit!!

Crucnch crunch crunch crunch - a liddl food
slurp slurp slurp - a liddls water
LEAP intew da box - pee - LEAP out ob da box

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM to starting line

Ok ok ok - now I gots tew go WARP SPEED! I gunna brake my rekord an an an bees da fastest race kitty in da WERLD!! I can do dis, I can I can!

Margo gets ready for her last lap.........and she is Already at record speed! GO MARGO! YOU CAN DO IT!!

I bees gettin redy fur WARP SPEED - LOOKOUT!! eeersflatonhedchekeyesbigassaucerschektalifluffychekbakarchc hek
bodyfluffoutWARPSPEEDAHEAD!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOM!! THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMO

Oh my goodness - she has done 2 Extra laps round the shower stall and is STILL at record speed!

THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MARGO! MARGO! MARGO!


*Flags waved at finish line*

SHE DID IT! ! MARGO BROKE HER PREVIOUS RECORD!! She did it in 3 minutes FLAT!!

MARGO! MARGO! MARGO!

*Margo goes to winners circle where she is presented with a bag of Greenies and a fresh collar of flowers!

I BEES DA CHAMP! I BEES DA CHAMP!! Oh I bees SEW HAPPEE!!

Ma, it bees time fur bed now!

Lubs,
Margo

PURRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- zzzzzz

Tewda Ma's aide came an an an did da lawndree. She did da kwilt/bedspred. Wen she got bak, she dinno hab nuff time tew make da bed, but she lay da kwilt in da korner ob da bed.

I shek it out an an an it bees nice an an an WARM!!! So.....scoot scoot scoot wiggle wiggle wiggle an I gets in da middle ob it. MMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOH sew kumfy an an an kozy!! Sew I shuts my eyes an an an takes a LONG Nobember nap. I slep fur 4 hours!

Wen I wakes up I reelizes dat it bees AFFER 4pm - an dat bees wen I gets my COOKIES!!!! OH NOES!!!!

Sew I runs tew Ma an sez MEYOW MEYOW MEYOW!! An Ma noo wut I wanted! Sew she gab me my 3 *Greenies*. YUM!

An den I turns aroun an goes bak on da bed, an an an yew guess it!! Scoot Scoot Scoot WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE an an an I goes tew sleep agin!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz

Lub,s
Margo

MA! Haaaalps!!!

bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle meep meep bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip

*rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub*

*BURP* wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle bip bip bip bip bip bip bip

*rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
*PUFFFFFFFFFF*

Tankee Ma! kissy kissy kissy! I feels beder now!

Lubs,
Margo

Sad noos

Albie crossed the bridge tewda. He an his twin brofur Alfie libs in England. We sends our lubs an an an simpatees tew Alfie an his famblee . Albie had *inoperable* cancer toomer. He not in pain enemore.

Sad Margo

A Noo Werd

Yep. I spoke a noo werd tew Ma tewda fur da furst time. I clims on her chest, puts my nose on her nose an an an sez

*ENG!!!*

Ma looks at me.

*ENG!!* ENG!???* * E N G ????*

Ma still looks at me. She dunno unnerstans my noo werd. She tink I bees speekin a forin langwij. She laff. Sew I sez

*ENG ENG ENG ENG ENG ENG!!!!!!!*

Den I plops bak down on herlap. Ma look kinda kunfoos.

I DID IT AGIN!! DAT WERD DUNNO MEENS NUTTIN! I JUS WANNA BUGS MA AN AN AN I DID!!! MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees...........ut oh, it bees SUNDAY!!!

Sorre I bees a little late wid my Friday Tankees. I bees oberwelmed wid all da gifties I receev dis week............I bees sush a blessed kitty! I lubs all my furrends - tankee sew mush fur remememembering me!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Pandora, Vincent, Hondo, Athena, Teebo & Callie, Samoa, Picasso, Cannoli, Ivan, Hooch, Karisma, Benjamin, Karma Kitty, Calvin, Boogers, Harry, Reebok, Hershey, Chelsea Louise, Edgar, Be-Little, Mikey my feeansay, Sausage & Meatball, Mona Lisa, Be-Little, Streak, Hershey, Ozzie & Harriet, April, Muffin, Landy, Kittanna, Chelsea Louise, Samoa, Cannoli, Muffin, Hooch, Vincent, Karisma, Sausage & Meatball, Gibbs, Allie, Rocky Ann, Mathis der Meowler, Teebo & Callie, Mercedes (Mercy), Bailey, Princess Twixie, Oly, The Great Pumpkin, Simba Blue, Matilda, Oliver & Dewey, Sunny Lee, Pebbles, Piewacket, Smoochie Girl, Twitch, Madison, Emily Felicity, Scooter,,an an an dar famblees!


Febreeze Collars: Jasper, Resin, Hunter, Bob, Cole, Sir Sonny Bono, Mittens, Chester, A-Nony-Moose, Pumpkin, Dusty, Rebel, Shasta, Gabbu, Pumpkin, Cinder, Ivan, Jasmine, NIko, Furby, Scrappy, Mouser, Lucy, Twinkie, Boots, Sam, Maya, Sausage & Meatball, an dar famblees

Special Gifties: Be-Little, Oliver & Dewey, Mikey my feeansay.

I hopes yew all has a grrrrrrrrate upcomin week! Enjoys da fall wether - da leebs bees sew purrty on da trees rite now an an an da winter birdies hab arribed............make a grate snak iffin yew asks me, but Ma willno let me outside...........

Lubs,
Margo

Wut duz I wants????

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
MA! MA! MA! MA! MA! MA!

???????????? *Ma cleans out litter box*

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MA! MA! MA! MA!

??????????? *Ma remememememember dat she gib me clean water an an an plenty ob food*

M E O W ! M E O W ! !
MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*Ma sits in rekliner*

Sew I jumps in her lap an purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr as she pet me.

M E O W ! ! M E O W ! M E O W !!!!
MAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*Ma remememembers dat she play wid me, she pull bak covers sew I cans sleep under dem. She tink sew hard her brane almost brake*

MEOWMEOWMAMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!


* WHAT, Margo??????*

Aw, nuttin Ma. I jus wanna bugs yew...........an an an I sees I did jus dat!
MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

NO MORE FEBREEZE COLLARS

Well, dat freebie bees gone now! Bye Bye collars. I gots hundreds an hundreds ob dem...........Tankee tew all my furrends fur gibin dem tew me! It was fun wile dey lasted!

Lubs,
Margo

Humptee Dum Bird

Dat dum bird bees reeeeely sumtin tewda........he gots a fabrit toy. It bees 4 plastik lattis balls wid bells in dem - all connektid.

Well, Dat Dum Bird bees HUMPIN da bells an swingin bak an fort an bak an fort................ROTFMOL!!! Ma gots wet eyes from seein him do dis ting.....I dunno quite unnerstand it.......................an an an I dunno tinks I wan ene eksplanashun, eeder..................

Lubs,
Margo

Awwwwwwwwwww, Maaaaaaaaaaa-AAAA-aaaaaaaaaaaa! :(

Ma yew gots tew go away agin tewmorro an an an yew wills be gone ALL mornin an an an part ob da affernoon! DAT NOT FAIR!! I Misses yew wen yew bees gone, an an an I gets lonely! :( POUT POUT POUT!

Ma, I gots LOTS ob furrends on Catster - can yew calls one ob dem an an an sees iffin dey can come ober wen yew bees gone sew I gots cumpnee an an an sumbuddy tew play wid? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze??

Mikey lib tew far away......... :( an an an his mommy werk. Wut about Elise, Be-Little, an an an Miracle???? Dey gunna be my bridesmaids!! We can talk bout da weddin an an an stuffs like dat! An an an Miracle can teech me how tew bite ankles - OOOOOOPS! I means kiss ankles (kitty nooses dunno bite)! Pleeeeeeeeeeeze??? (RATS!)

Ok - den wut bout Sausage & Meatball or Ozzie an an an Harriet - dey bees nice kitties an an an we wud play nice tewgedder! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?? Pleeeeeeeeeeze call dar Momomies!!??? (RATS!)

OK ok I no - how bouts Oliver an an an Dewey - we willno get intew ene trubl at all (snicker snicker snicker MOL MOL (ROTFMOL))! Pleeeeeeeeeze?
Aw shucks, Ma!! Come on! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?? (RATS!)

Ok - I no hoo yew can invites Ma an an an yew canno say NO tew her. How bouts Hazel Lucy???? She bees mashur an an an cultured an an an she bees a Minister, Ma!! We wud not get intew ENE TRUBL at all - I pawromise!! She bees marreed an an an she can teech me how tew bees a gud wifie tew Mikey!! An an an her Mommy can teech yew tew kroshay!!

Awwwwwwwwwwww, Ma - yew bees sew MEEEEN!! MEEN MA! MEEN MA! MEEN MA!!!

RATS RATS RATS RATS!! Now yew owes me 4 rats, Ma - wen yew gunna bring me dem rats!? Wud am I sposta do tewmorrow wen yew bees gone????? (SULK POUT SULK POUT).

Play wid my toys. Oh. How exciting. Wowie.

WATE A MINIT!! I jus got a toy tewda frum Oliver & Dewey!! A catnip mousie!! I cans play wid dat!!! Dat will bees fun! Oliver an Dewey saves da day! Tankee Oliver & Dewey!

Lubs,
Margo

DDP

Tankee HQ fur makin me an Ma's day! I bees a DDP tewda! Yipee! Ma an I bees hangin in dare.

Ma go tew hospital Friday fur EKG an an an get fitted wid heart monitor dat she gunna ware fur a munf. At leest now we bees gettin sum ansers. Seizures be caused by irregular heart beat. Dat can be contoll wid meds. Ma bin kinda down dees pass few days sew I bin gibbin her ekstra tenshun.

I bin kinda krazee latelee.............more wen ma wakes up an an feels beder.........she reeely need dat cup ob dekaff koffee..................MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

MA DUNNO NEEDS SURGREE!!!

Tank God Ma bees ok - fur da mostest part. She dunno hab hernia, dunno need surgree. She just hab BIG BAD bruise dat gunna take a long long time tew heel Eben do blood clot bees huge, it bees normal. She bees FURRY sore an tired. Not gettin nuff sleeps eben wid meds. Sew we gunna lay low till Wednesday. She need tew rest an get sum sleepy time.

But Ma bin puttin a pillow on her belly sew I canno steps on it.........an an an I dunno unnerstan dat. I wants tew sleep on HER, not a pillow. It not warm like Ma. Sew wen she get home, she sit in rekliner wid pillow. I puts my rear end on da pillow, my front end on her chest, an an an my face ON her face. Yep. Chin tew chin. An I puts my paws round her nek an an an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr!! an an an BONK BONK BONK BONK kissy kissy kissy!

I bees sew glad she bees home an an an bees ok. She gunna bees ok. An an an HISS PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! tew dat dum bruise! GO AWAY DUM BRUISE> DUNNO HURT MY MA NO MORE!!

Lubs,
Margo

Note from Ma - I haven't been able to get any deep sleep since I fell, so I am going to try and get some over the weekend. I see my regular doc on Monday. I am just really sore and sitting for more than a few minutes is really hard for me. So Margo and I are going to take a little break. The bruise will heal in time, thankfully. Thank you for all your support and prayers - I appreciate that so much!

Friday Tankees (on Thursday!)

Hello Furrends,

I askt Ma tew get my Friday tankee list out tewda in case she dunno come home tewmorro. Ma an I really appresheeates all your lubs an concerns fur us an an an yore purrayers. We lubs all ob our furrends on Catster! I bees a furry blessed kitty!

The following kitties sent me prezzies dis week............WOWIE! Tankee sew mush tew:

Rosettes: Mikey, Hunter, Simba – loved, Stormy, Oliver & Dewey, Streak, Dusty Miller, Ozzy & Harriet, Tweak, Kittanna, Smoochie Girl, Alfiechinacat, Matilda, Dewey & Oliver, Tigger, Leah, Mosley, Nelly Belly May, Skinner, Carolina Crew, Kittana, Diego & LuLu, Sambo & Q-Tip, Felicity, Reebok an an an dar famblees!


Febreeze Collars: Sir Sonny Bono, Isabelle, Simba, Miracle, Munky, Houdini, Smokey, Quinn, A-Nony-Moose (agin!!), Toby, Cole, Tally, Quinn C,, Keke, Rizzy, Mama Kitty, Jasmine, Korey, Pumpkin, Pusur, Cinder, Leah, Little Girl, Chloe Louise, Keyleigh, Suma, Java, Quinn C., Paul an dar famblees

Special Gifties: Samantha, Lucy, Dancin Girl, Cuddles, Tweak, Elise (one fur me an an an one fur Ma!)

Stars: Midnight

Diamonds: Oly. Mikey (my feeansay)

I still bees tryin tew kill dat glub purrmanentlee............it gunna happen soon!

Mush lubs tew my furrends,
Margo

Jus sew yew all nos

Ma's fall a few weeks ago result in a big big blood clot in her belly - size ob man's fist. Sew FRIDAY MORNIN she go fur eeder *ultrasound* or *cat scan* Wudeber dat cat scan bees it beder wach out - I bees JELIS ob udder cats lubbin on Ma an an an iffin it hurt her.........I gunna bite it REEEEL HARD!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

Enewa - iffin she need surgree, I will be stayin wid Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl - her besties furrends. I lubs dem furry mush - an an an I gots Unkie Carl rapped round all tree ob my paws!! MOL MOL!! We will lets yew no unless it bees emergencee surgree an she canno get to pooter (Ant Brenda no hab pooter). But I bees ok. Sew dunno worree bout me, jus purray fur Ma!

I bees tryin sew hard tew noos her, but she dunno let me neer her belly ware it bees hurted. I reely bees tryin not tew step neer dar. Mos ob da time I goes on top ob da rekliner an sits on her hed an purrs. She call me her *Cat Hat*. I tink dat beesMUSH beder dan *Cat In The Hat* MOL MOL! Dat bees sush a stoopid (ooops - I not spost tew say dat werd) um SILLY book, enewa.

Lubs,
Margo

Mikey's PAWTEE!!

Mikey's Birtday PAWTEE bees goin on rite now. Pleeze stop by an an an wishies him a happee birfday! Go tew forums an an an it is in da Birthdays and Anniversaries thread!

Lubs,
Margo

World's Coolest Dog & Cat Contest

My deer furrend Samoa inkurij me tew add sum fotos tew da kontest. Sew, I has fotos in

Yaw & Stretch
Sleep
Costumes & Shades
Funny Face

Pleeeeze vote fur me - use da link on my paj. Tankee furry mush!

Lubs,
Margo

Sumtin is no rite......................

An I dunno wut it bees.............. I bees confoost an an an befuddl - wudeber dat meens.

Lubs,
Margo

World's Coolest Dog & Cat Contest

Ok furrends..........I bees in dis - in da stretching category. Sew, Iffin you wants tew vote fur me, dat wud be furry nice. I dunno how tew make da *link*, but yew can get tew da contest on Catster's main paj.

Lubs,
Margo

H Y O O J ANNOUNCEMENT

MIKEY AN I BEES GETTIN MARREED!!! YIPEE!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! ZOOOOOOOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I bees sew egsited I dunno no wut tew dew wid myself!

I BEES MARRYI N MY TROO LUB!!!! I bees SEW HAPPEE!!

Lubs,
Margo

My Troo Lub's Birfday!

Mikey's birfday bees on Sunday!! Pleeze stop by his paj an wishies him a great one! He bees my troo lub, fureber! Tankee :)
Lubs,
Margo

I KITL IT!! RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Dat glub wid da streemers..............I kills it ebry day. BUT! Tewda I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeely kilt it~ On da ends ob da streemers WUZ 2 fishies an an an 2 werms. Ten minits ago it had 1 fishie an 1 werm.

BUT I GRAB DAT WERM AN Y A N K !!!! I KILT IT!!! an an an I kilt it GOOD! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! I races down da steps ontew da koush in da libin room an CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP dat werm an den PTUI! I spits it out! Done. Kilt. Kilt fureber.

MA I KILT DAT WERM - YEW CAN TROW IT AWAYS NOW! I KILT IT FUREBER!

Purrtee soon, Ma, yew gonna hab tew get me anudder glub wid streemers...............RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! MOL MOL! Onlee one fishie left on it.................

Lubs,
Margo

Back to da ER

Ma had tew go bak tew da ER tewday. The doc tink dat da fall aggrivate her *Fibromyalgia^ an an an *arthritis *really bad. Her pain get werse ebry day an she not *bouncing back*. Dat fall bin werse den she tot. Sew, no dribin, no bendin, liftin, keep da feets elevated, REST fur da neks week. Sew I will not bees able tew anser my pmails fur a few days. Ma an I really preshiates dem. Jus pleeze pees pashint wid us.

Lubs,
Margo & Ma

Friday Tankees

I reeeely do preshiate an lubs my furrends! Tankee fur yore tots an an an purrayers fur Ma an me! Ma an I bees furry blessed by our Catster an an an Dogster furrends!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Matt, Jeter Harris, Nooner, Baby, Tanis, R.K.N., Azurine, Muffin, Simba, Amelia Rose, Skinner, Bibi & Meep, Oly, Ozzie & Harriet, Tanis, Calvin, Diego, The Blind Cats, Orkney, Hondo, Be-Little

Febreeze Collars: Reanan, Jazzy, Miracle, Captain, Miley, A-Nony-Moose, Dusty, Shasta, Chocolate, Manxters, Chester, Rizza, Sylvia, Punkin Pooh, Ewok, Earl, Socrates, Ivan, Nooner, Rizza, Jasmine, Houdini, Smokey

Special Gifties: Tinkerbell

And to A-Nony-Mouse, whooeber yew bees – Tankee fur all da gifties dis pas week!

Hab a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate weekend, ebryone!
Lubs,
Margo

MA BEES OK

Tankee fur yore tots an an an purrayers! Ma bees ok, more or less. Dey took pikshurs ob her arm/shoulder an it not bees broken, jus *strained*. An an an dey took pikshur ob her belly an da bleedin stop. She bees heelin. Doc tol her tew *take it easy for another week* like no liftin,eksersizin, dat kind ob stuff. She hab BIG BAD *contusion* on her belly an she still bees in a lot ob pain. He say take Motrin/Vicodin an use heetin pad.

But I tells Ma dat she dunno needs a heetin pad kux she gots ME! MOL! An an an I bees FURRY upset an an an nerbis. Ma NEBER go out in da dark an an an not come home till light! I bin Askairt!! She lef me home ALONE!!!

An an an ob all tings, she dinno bring me home a purrezint!!! Can yew beleeb dat? She gone almos 8 hours an she dinno bring me a purrezint! Sheesh!

Sew I talk tew her REEEEEEL LOUD wen she come home! An I runs in an out ob da litter boks an an an I eets my food an runs tew her an jumps on her an an an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! an TALKS! I bees SEW glad she bees bak home!

An I tells her in * no uncertain terms* dat she may NEBER EBER fall agin, or get sik, or leeb da house fur dat long agin!

I bees SEW GLAD Ma bees home an will be beder soon!

Lubs,
Margo

From Ma - Margo does get very stressed when I am out for more than 4 hours, since I am home most of the time. She has separation anxiety and she gets cystitis. It clears up by itself in a day or two. Sometimes I think I should have named her Velcro! I will be fine, and so will she. Thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers - that means a lot to me.

Iffin

Ma bees goin tew da ER, sew iffin yew dunno heer from me fur a few days, dunno worree. She hab hur furrends Brendak an Carl tew takes care ob me. Prayers wud be preshiated. I bees ok!

Lubs,
margo

hoooooo boy

Heer goes: (is yew redy fur dis???)

*You Are My Sunshine*

Yew bees my Ma, Ma! My onlee Ma, Ma!
Yew fills my food bowl, wen it bees emptee
Yew neber no Ma, how mush I lubs yew
Pleez don take my food bowl away

*Just a Spoonful of Sugar*

Jus a spoonful ob Laxatone make dem hareballs goes down
dem hareballs goes down, hareballs goes down
Jus a spoonful ob Laxatone make dem hareballs goes down
In da mos deliteful way!

*Sunshine on my Shoulder&

Bein on Ma's shoulder make me happee
Bein on Ma's shoulder dunno make me cry
Bein on Ma's shoulder, I looks lublee
Bein on Ma's shoulder make me hi!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

i t bees Friday alredee??? WOWIE dis week gon fast! It bees nice an an an fallish heer - furry cool nites an an an jus rite days! I likes dis wether. Ma sez I gots *Fall Fever*, wudeber dat is. I bin playin a lot. Tarin up da house MOL MOL MOL!

Ma took a bad bad fall las nite an an an she willno go tew da ER. She sez nuttin broke an if nuttin broke, dunno fix it.....??? I dunno unnerstan dat. But I bin noosin her. I likes dat. I dunno want dat she get hurted, I jus likes tew cuddle wid her an purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I hab lots ob noo furrends dis week an an I bees furry blessed! Tankee to:

Bella, Vivaldi, Teebo, Tess, Sunny Lee, Katie & Monica, Teebo & Callie. Miss Sable-Kitty, Muffin, Bakari, an an an dar famblees fur da purrty rosettes,

Jasmine, Mackenzie, Noah, Pumpkin, Zues, Pumkin Pooh, Reba, Stinky, Taterhead, Lilly, Molly & Bowser an an an dar famblees fur da Febreeze collars,

An Ivy, Gatsby, Sasha, an an an dar famblees fur da speshil gifties!

I hopes yew all has a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate weekend. Ma sez she will take pikshurs soon as her sholder dunno hurts sew mush.

Lubs,
Margo

A purrresent fur me??????

Ma wen out tewda an she cam bak home wid dis B I G B I G bag! An an an I smelt a cat! Yep! An an an I got sew egsited! I sed MA!!! Did yew bring me a kitty tew play wid??? Ware iz it???? I smells it!!! Wuts in da bag? HUH????

She open da bag an dar bees a flower ranjmint! *RATS, RATS, RATS!!!* Yew meen dar not be no kitty fur me tew play wid????? MA! Yew jus got deez flowers? I smells a kitty on yew...................

WUT?? It bees Callie at da kraft shop? Yew petted her an dinno bring her home?????? MEEN MA!!! Lemme see dem flowers................ ...........
C H O M P !

*MARGO! NO!*

Aw com on ma!! Sheesh. Yew dunno bring me a kitty tew play wid. Yew brings dry ded flowers intew da house. Ded flowers are tew chomp on! Wuddaya spekt? I bees disappoint Ma! *RATS*!

Ma sed she gunna take pikshur ob me tewmorrow wid da flowers. Da ded flowers. Da ded flowers in da metal tin. How egsitin. I canno wate.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !

Lubs,
Margo

Ho Hum

Well, furrends, nuttin mush bees goin on. It bees nice an an an cool now - sew da pateeo door bees open mos ob da day (the screen door is closed). Sew I gets tew wach da bugs an birdies. An an an dar bees sum B I G birdies in da naborhud! Ma sez dey bees *crows* an an an *Canada Goose* My gunness dey bees LOUD!! H O N K H O N K H O N K!!! CAWCAWCAW!

I sees dem in da trees, but dey dunno come on da pateeo. But bugs come on da pateeo an an an I likes tew wach dem. Sumtimes dar bees *slugs* an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! Dey bees ugleeeeee an an an messy! I dunno like dem. Dey gibs me da *Heebee Jeebees*, wudeber dat is!

Tewda Ma made *dried pears*. A furrend gab her sum pares frum his tree. Well, I tried a peec an an an I LIKES IT! It taste GUD!! Sew I beg fur more, but Ma sez we has tew wate an see iffin it make me sik or not. *RATS!* I dunno like dem *dried*. ICK!

My boyfurrend, Mikey, his Mommy take noo pikshurs ob him! Oh he bees SEW HANSOM!! Dar bees noo pikshurs ob his brofurs, tew! Clik on his badge an an yew can see dem!

Time for bed! Ma play hard wid me an an an I bees tired. I lubs dat glub an streemers!!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma rote a song fur me!

Yep! Ma rote a song fur me! An I bin sittin on her lap an an an she bin singin dis song tew me an an an I LUBS it! I feels sew speshil! Sew I bees purrrrrrrrrrin REEL LOUD! An an an I gibs her head bonks, tew!

It go like dis:

Mama lubs her kitty, lubs her little Margo,
Mama lubs her kitty, lubs her little Margo!
Mama lubs her kitty, lubs her liggle Margo,
LUBS, LUBS, LUBS, LUBS, LUBS, LUB,S LUBS!!!

I bees a furry lubbed an an an sperled kitty!

Lubs,
Margo

Dogs

In da partments ware Ma an I libs, a person bees allowed ONE dog or cat an an an one bird or fish tank. Sew dar bees lots ob little doggies heer! Yep. I waches dem walk an an an do dar *business* in da courtyard.

My fabrit bees Marcae. Shee bees a 14 yeer old blak teeny tiny toy puddle. She bees furry sweet an an an lubbin. She still ak like a puppy.

Across frum us in da bak dar bees a LaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSaaaaaaaaaaaa App Sooooooooooooooo. Her name bees Mindy. I tink she bees missin her brain. She bees 4 or5 yeers old an STILL dunno walk on a leesh. An an an she sit dar pantin in da sun wen dar bees a BIG BIG water dish rite dare!

Across frum us inda front bees a Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeshon Freeeeeeeeeeeeezzy name Roxie. I dunno like her one bit. She eets cats. An she bark bark bark bark all da time.

Roxie's furrend, Gretchen bees a Jack Russel Terror.............an an an I MEENS TERROR!!! She gots ADHD reel bad! She bounce off da walls an an an run nonstop. She eben trip her Mommy wen she wuz walkin her!

Too doors down dar bees a Yerkie Terror name Milo. He bees furry kyoot. He still bees a puppy an an an he still crazy runnin round. But at leest he walk on da leesh gud.

Den dar bees Curly, a furry kyoot toy puddle. He bees brownish red. His mommy got him from a rescue place. Dat poor doggie wuz in a *PUPPY MILL* an an an his bak leg gotted hurt sew bad he dunno walk on it. It bees jus hangin dare. But like me, he run an play an an an bees furry sweet! I likes him. He kind ob carries his leg up. It dunno hurt him.

Dar bees cats, but I dunno care bout dem. Dey gots dare house, I gots mine. DUNNO COME NEER MY HOUSE UDER CATS!!!! (cats here mus stay indoors - dats da rool).

Sew in da mornin an an an ebenin I waches da dogs go by..........dat almos sound like a song..........

Da Cat wach da Dog as da dog wach da cat as da dog go by.........
nebermind!

Lubs,
Margo

My kyoot Lub, Mikey

Mikey, my Troo Lub bees sew kyoot! He wag his tale like a doggie! Me tinks dat bees sew kyoot! I bees jus sew in lubs wid him! He bees big an an an strong an an an hansom, tew!

Dey gonna gets anudder hurrykane in Nova Scotia ware he libs! Enuf bees enuf! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss at dat hurrykane! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIT!TTTT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! BAD HURRYKANE!!! Go EAST dum hurrykane. WAY EAST!! Out intew da oshin!!

Ma bees makin shiken agin. She neber gib me ene...........MEEN MA!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Well, it bin an egsitin week! We welcome tew noo Radgoll kitties, Cannoli an an an Pork Chop - an they be cute as buttons! An Ma sez I gonna be a fashun model!

I lubs all ob my furrends an an an tankee sew mush dis week tew:

Rosettes: Orion, Picasso, Rascal, Dancin Girl, Oly, Split, an an an der famblies!

Febreeze Collars : Muffin, Kashmir Miracle, Gsxr, Alabaster, Snuggles, Miracle an an an der famblies!

Special Gifties : Oliver & Sunny

I bees sush a blessed kitty! Hab a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrate weekend, furrends!
Lubs,
Margo - future fashun model

I Bees SEW Egsited!!!

I got some egsitin noos tewday! Ant Peggy tol me dat she hab a LOT ob *material* at home cuz she usta sew fur her kids. But her kids bees grown up now. SEW - she gonna make ME sum clothes AN AN AN she eben gonna try tew make bowtie an vest for my troo lub, MIKEY!!! I bees sew egsited! Oh I canno wate! Now I can be a fashun model! YIPEE!!

Lubs,
Margo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well furrends, the good news is, dar aint no news! Nuttin mush bin happenin.

Ma an I bin playin wid dat glub toy dat I likes. I speshilly likes tew play wid it on da bed kuz Ma got 2 B I G pillos on da bed dat I can hides behind an an an stalks da streemers on dat glub. An an an I can jumps on top ob dem pillos an rastle dat dum glub! Oh, I bees a tuff gal wen it come tew dat glub. I gib it da one too punchkikbite!!! LOOK OUT GLUB! HEER I COMES!!!

Sumtim ma drag it up an down da steps tew da bed an an an I Likes dat, tew! Up an down an up an down an HI_YA I jumps on top ob da glub. Sumtim I race roun da bed chasin it, tew!

But Ma bees MEEN!!! After we plays, she HIDE da glub ware I canno see it!!! She sez dat bekuz I MEOW fur it iffin I seez it eneware! Sew den I has tew go a huntin fur it an an an I meows den, Tew. MA CANNO WIN!!! NEENER NEENER NEENER!!! MOL MOL MOL!

Dat bees my secon fabrit toy. I LUBS my bloo mousie...........wereber it is!

Lubs,
Margo

Sigh

Ho hum. Hum Ho. La-de-da.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

Life.

Lubs,
Margo

Tankees

Tankee HQ fur pikin me for da diree tree times dis week! Dat bees a big honor! Tankee!

An an an tew all ob my furrends, I hopes yew not bees mad at me bout da pawtee. Ma an I bees sew sorree bout dat. I wants tew hab a pirate pawtee reel soon. I bees askin Ma.......

.we bees startin tew talk tew eech uder - she not GWUMPEE AS A BARE enemore. She can see now an an an her hed not poundin.

An an an yew all bin sew generis - Tankee fur all da prezzies..........my gunness! I lubs eech an ebry one ob yew!

Sew: Tankees are in order - an an an I hopes I dinno furget enebudy....an iffin I did - dat wuz not on purrpose!

Tankees tew:

Rosettes: Link, Ele’, Kojack and Cailou, Rocky Ann, Hondo, Kittanna, Mathis der Meowler, Rocky Ann, Teddy Bearz, Mercy, Felicity, Torbie Sue, Snowmitts, Oliver & Dewey, Harry, Diego, Rocky Ann, Oly, Sausage & Meatball, Mercy, Max & Marley, Rue Rue, Teebo & Callie, Dusty Miller, Whisper, Arnold P., Hooch, Cocoa, Teddy Bearz, The Pawsee, Bubby, Oly, Trixie, Stoney, Kittanna, Captain, Calvin, Bailey, Kittana, Hooch, Oliver & Dewey, Mercy, Arnold P. , Be-Little, Hondo, Sausage and Meatball, an an an der famblies!

Febreeze Collars : Chloe, A-Nonny-Moose, Gizmo, Winston, Shallie Marie, Toby, Raabus, Tasha Lou, Gizmo, Winston, Zany, Walter, Felix, Nemo, The Pawsee, Hooch, Prissy, Angel Kitty, Masey, Korey, Zackery, The Pawsee, Cash, Sausage & Meatball, Nemo, an an an der famblies!

Special Gifties : Be-Little, Mikey my Troo Lub, Chester, A-Nony- Moose

Diamonds: Mikey – my troo lub!, Owen, A-Nony-Moose

Stars: Nimbus

Tankee agin, furrends!
Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - some ob yew gab me more den one giftie - dat bees why yore names bees in da list more den once!

FREE TO GOOD HOME: MA

Yep! Yew red dat rite. I needs tew find a gud home fur Ma. Dis week she has embarrst me more den once, rejekted me, an an an I BEES MAD!!!!
FURRY MAD!

Furst, she embarrs me bout da YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF CAFFEINE FREE DIET PEPSI. *SOB*

DEN she embarrs me cuz she got a *Migraine* da day ob my Pirate Pawtee an an an I kud not eben go tew my own pawtee! *SOB*

DEN her *Migraine get sew bad dat eben after shots, it still hurt. Sew she put dat dum bird in da batroom, an close da door. HEY MA DAT BEES WARE MY FOOD, WATER, ana n an LITTER BOX BEES!!!

AN DEN she put me out ob her bedroom an close DAT DOOR!! SHE KIK ME OUT!!!! MEEN MA!!! She close window, turn on AC, put towel ober her eyes an an an sleeps - WIDOUT ME

HEY!! I BEES HUR NOOS!!! How is a noos spost tew help dar pashint iffin dey cannot ebe be wid dem???? Wen she come out she dunno want me on her lap, eder! She tol me tew GO AWAY MARGO!! * SOB SOB SOB SOB*

Sew iffin eneyone want Ma, dey can hab her fur free.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!

Margo

ARRRRRRRGH!

Shiver me tree legs! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate day!

Pirate Parrot-G0t-Me-Leg Mae invites all you Pirates, Wenches, and Scallawags to a Pirate Party here:

http://www.catster.com/forums/Plus_Occasions/thread /559016

An we want tew let yew no dat dis bees a NON ALKYHOL pawtee. No eksepshuns!

HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR - AHOY MATES!

Parrot-Got-Me-Leg Mae

PIRATE PARTY TOMORROW!!!

AHOY MATES - Parrot-Got-Me-Leg Mae be hosting a Pirate Pawtee tomorrow from 4 - 8pm Central time! COME ONE COME ALL PIRATES AND WENCHES!!!

Here is the link - for Catster Plus members:

http://www.catster.com/forums/Plus_Occasions/thread/559016

YO HO HO agin

YO HO HO AND 40 BBQ'D MOUSIES IN MY TREASURE CHEST!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR!

enebuddy hungree???? MOL!

Lubs,
Margo
Pee Ess - I canno wate fur tewmorro!!!!!

DDP - Agin!!

YO HO HO an an an Tankee HQ fur makin me a Diree Pik tewda! An an an tankee tew all ob my furrends fur da rosettes an an an gifties - my gunness you all bees sew generis!!

I had a long talk wid Ma cuz i wuz reeeely mad at her bout da diet pepsi ting. Sew we, rather I decided tew change it tew:

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF MILK!!!!

Dare. Dat bees beder.

But I wuz a diree pik, sew I reeely canno be mad at Ma after all. I lubs her so furry mush............... I slep rite neks tew her las nite an an an held her wrist wid my paws.

Lubs,
Margo

YO HO HO

And a bottle of rum........................well, not zaktly. Ma an I dunno driink alkyhol, sew I ask her wut kud we substitoot.............

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF..................

WUT????? MA!!! YOU CANNO BE SEERYUS!!!!! W U T ?????


YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF *CAFFEINE FREE DIET PEPSI*!

NO! MA!! YEW GOTTA BEES KIDDIN!!!

MA YEW EMBARSS ME IN FRONT OB ALL MY FURRENDS! I BEES SEW EMBARSS I GUNNA HIDE UNDER DA BED FUR TREE DAYS!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Pirates hab Parrots, Rite??

Well, I dunno hab a parrot, but Ma hab a parakeet name *Bunny*. Dat bees a dum name fur a bird eneway.

I calls him Dat Dum Bird cuz he sing ALL DAY LONG!! Sing sing sing sing, wolf whistle, sing sing SKWAK SKWAK SKWAK!! Once in a wile he do da *Stevie Wonder* dance. He bob his hed up an down an up an down an twirl round on his perch an skwak. Dat bees funnee!

But I dunno llikes him cuz he gib me a hedake sumties. He immitate da truk dat bees parked cross da lot reel gud. An an an I ask him ware he bees goin MOL MOL! Intew my mouf wud be da bestest place for him tew go! MOL!

He imitate bout seven diffrent birds. Best one bees a *Mourning Dove* An I tells him dat iffin he dunno stop it MA gunna be mournin cuz I bees gunna eet him up! Dat Dum Bird eben meows once in a wile.

I tink he need a *shrink*. He dunno WUT kind ob bird he bees. Sheesh.

Lubs,
Margo

DDP!!

Why Blow Me Down, Matey - I bees a DDP tewda! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Tankee furry mush, HQ! An an an an an an tankee tew all ob my furrends for da rosettes an an an speshil gifties................I LIKES bein a pirate! MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Pirate Name

I bin tinkin................a more appropriate name fur me wud be

"Parrot-Got-Me-Leg" Mae

HAAAAR HAAR HAAAAR HAAAAR ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

Aint dat da troof!


Margo & Ma hoo bees laffin sew hard.......................

Pirate Games!

Sum ob my furrends are bein Pirates an an an I wants tew play Pirate tew! Morgan an an an Boogers an Rocky Ann an udders..........Cam I bees a a pirate? Please?

Iz yew all redy fur my NOO PIRATE NAME???? Oh - I'm dyin frum lafter

"Parrot-Got-Me-Eye" Mae

ROTFMOL MOL MOL MOL! How funnee is dat???? An an an I dunno hab a *Parro*t, but but but I DUZ hab a *Parakeet* How histerikal is dat! MOL MOL MOL! Oh Me an Ma bees rollin on da floor!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
ow - dat hurt my troat

Lubs,
Margo

A tiger an an an tigger!!!

Oh it bees a beeyooteeful day! Cool! Fallish! Ma an I lubs dat! She hab da pateeo skreen door open an an an da breeze beez comin tru.

She bees cookin shiken. She dunno gib me ene. *RATS!* An an an rice, but I dunno likes rice. Den she bin cookin dees green round pees.

A pee fell on da kishen floor. I look at it an an an I tinks - OH! Dis I can play wid! Sew, bat bat bat bat - now I gets frisky.........bat bat bat bat an an an I gets al big an an an fluffy........bat bat bat hop hop hop bat bat Jump hop hop hop!!

Ma start laffin an an an she call me *Tigger*. I sed no, Ma, TIGER!! She sed No, Margo - Tigger frum *Winnie the Pooh*

OH I sez - yew meens cuz I bees bouncy flouncy pouncy troucny FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN??????? Yep, she sez!

I BEES A TIGGER! Pounce bounce bat bat bat SMACK!

Well, dat rooned da Pee - it dinno roll ene more. Sew, I sniffs it, an an an I eets it. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! Gud Pee! Ma can I hab anudder one??

Can yew beleeb dis? She gab me not one, not too, but TREE PEES!!! WOWIE!!! I get sew egsited! Bat bat bat bat JUMP bat bat bat hop hop *SNARF* dar go one pee! Hop bat bat bat JUMP bat bat bat *SNARF* dar go number too pee!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Under da kishen table. Now I gunna stalk dat last pee.... It canno escape me.............cua I bees *TIGGER* an an an NO pee can escape me!

I sees it by da freezer door...........just sittin dare, BEGGING tew be cat-handled! Lookin meen at me........... jus yew wate MR. Pee.........

DUNNO PIK UP DAT PEE MA - I WANTS IT!!!!! I jus gonna teech it a ting or too.......... ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SMACK! SNARF!!!

NO more pees, Ma. Yew bees safe now!

Lubs,
Margo

hoo wants pees fur brekfist tewmorro

Friday Tankees

Oh My Gunness!! Wut a Week - wut a blessed kitty I bees!!! Ma an I wud like tew tank efurrykitty an Mommy dat sent us gifties dis week! First it wuz Ma's 50th birthday, an an an den I was Daily Diary Pik. WOWIE! I hope I dinno leeb enekitty out - dunno meen tew fur shur!

SEW: Tankees tes:

Rosettes: Be-Little, Ozzy & Harriet, Coffee, Dusty Miller, Oly, Miracle, Ice, Miracle, Mikey my Lub an an an his brofurs, Toby, Teebo & Callie, Calvin, Silver Belle, Buddy & Koonzie, Garfield, Diego, Bailey, Hondo, Sausage & Meatball, Ozzy & Harriet, Buddy, Flower, Emily Felicity, Callie, Mercy, Teddy Bears, Toby, The 3 M’s, Arnold, Kittanna, The Torrington Team, Karma Kitty, Oliver & Dewey, Alfie, Mathis Der Meowler, Chrissy, Calvin, Coco, Alfiechinacat, Oly, Be-Little, The Manxters, Natasha, Torbie Sue, Ciao-Li, Theodore, an an an Havoc!

Febreeze Purrcy, Jeepers, Walker, Jasmine, Molly, Sunny Lee, Dyna, Wendy, Beautie, Howard, Desert, Benji, Garfield, Tigger, Smokey, Citrus, Clifford, Uno, Mia, Tony, Manson, Lottie, Chicken, Sophie, Quincy-Bean, Thomas, Mia, Gene, Sir Sunny Bono, Freddie, Desert, Truman, The Pawsee, MiMI, Louis LeBeau, Miracle, Whiskers, an an an Onyx!

Special Gifties : Bear, Indigo Montoya, Garfield, Toonces, Mojo-Jojo, Garfield, Bakari, Toby, Be-Little, Smudge,. an an an Hunter!

Diamonds: Bruce, Oly, Luci, Hooch, an an an Piewacket


I hopes dat all ob yew has a grate weekend, an an an Ma an I bees purrayin fur doz ob yew near dat horribubble Hurry Kane Ike! Pleeze stay safe!

Lubs an an an hugs tew all,
Margo
&
Laura-Lynne

Diree Pik ob da day!

WOWIE Furrends! I bes tewda's Diree Pik! WOWIE! Dat bees sew egsitin! Tankee HQ! I gonna play eben HARDER dis mornin!

Lubs,
Margo da TIGER! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

I BEES A BIG, MEEN, FURROSHIS TIGER!!!!!

Dis mornin I let Ma see how Big, Meen, an an an Furroshis I reely can be! I BEES A TIGER IN CAT's CLOTHING!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Ma put dat glub wid da streemers on sew I kud play.........WELL! I tot dat glub an an an streemers a ting or too!

I saw Ma put it on sew I hid under da kishen table all kroush down. Den my eyes gets big, I fflufs up my tale REEEEL big, my eers goes bak an an an ZOOM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I attaks dat ting full force! I jumps on it, rolls it ober, bites it REEEELY Hard, kik kik kik kik BITE BITE BITE den ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I races tew da koush. I lays dare..............eeers go bak, eyes gets big, tale gets reeeeeel fluffedup, Ma wiggle dat ting an wiggle wiggle wilggle an I cudno stand it no more............ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! She wiggle it all ober an I chases it an chases it an den POUNCE I kaches it! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Bite bite bite bite kik kik kik kik kik kik I duno wanna gib it bak tew her sew I takes her hand in my mouf an an an holds da glub reeeeeely tite an an an kik kik kik kik kik kik bite bite bite bite............den Ma tikle my belly! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Zoom! Down da hallway. I'm ALL fluffed out now. Gettin meener by da sekond! I kroush down an crawl. stop. crawl. stop Steady, steady..... ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!! I pounces on dat ting agin! Den I chases it an chases it an chases it!!

I BEES A BIG< MEEN FURROSHIS TIGER!

*Margo, come here for some lubs, sweetie!*

Sew I jumps on Ma's lap. ! OH! Lubs! PURRRRRRRRRR! Bonk bonk bonk kissy kissy kissy
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lubs,
Margo

DUNNO FURGIT DAT I BEES A TIGER, MA!!!!

Thank you!

I just wanted to say Thank You SO Much to all the kitties and their mommies for the birthday wishes, cards, rosettes and special gifts - it made my day extra special!

This was one of the nicest birthdays I have ever had! I was taken out for lunch AND dinner, got cards, phone calls, heard from all of my friends. I am so blessed!

And of course, Margo gave me that extra hour of cuddling..........though I think she had an ulterior motive.........she wanted her belly rubbed becase she had gas LOL! But I still enjoyed our time together!

Thanks again!
Love,
Laura-Lynne

Tewda bees Ma's 50th Birthday!!!

WOWIE!! Ma bees half a senturee old tewda!! Dats O L D !! But not older den dirt MOL MOL MOL!

I tot an tot an tot bout wut I kud gib Ma as a purresent. I reeeeely wanted to big her 50 mousies, cuz I bees a furry gud mouser, but dar be NO mousies eben NEER da house! *RATS!* Dar go dat idee.

Den I tot mebe I coud get her tew make spgeti an an an we kud share it like Lady an da Tramp...........yew no - in dat moovee?

But den, I had a gud idee! Fur da neks 50 days ( a furry L O N G time) I gunna gib Ma a xtra hour ob lubbin!!! Yep! Wen she get intew da rekliner, I gunna climb on her chest, put my paws round her nek, lik her cheeks, an an an den PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR reeeeel loud an an an jus kuddl wid her! I tink she wud reeeeeely like dat. I no I will!

I bees brillyant!

Lubs,
Margo

NOO IDEEA!!

Hello Ebrykitty - I hopes yew bees havin a gud day! I gin tinkin seeereisly, which I dunno do furry offen, but eneway, I has an Ideea!

We all bees tankful fur da Febreeze collars dat dunno cost any zealies! Dat bin furry nice of Febreeze tew do dat. Here bees my ideea........

Iffin Febreeze wud donate *One Penny* fur ebry collar dat was giben on Catster/Dogstster tew a *humand society, rescua agency, etc.* dat wud be PAWOME!!!

Sew wuddaya tinks? Iffin yew agrees wid me, tell dat tew Febreeze! I started a link fur dat - lets see iffin we can make a difference an an an get dem tew do dat!

Heer is da link....

http://www.catster.com/forums/group/thread/55605 8

Tankee, furrends!
Lubs,
Margo

Tags

Since I gots SEW mene furrends, I gets tagged a LOT! I alrede did 3 tags fur September, sew I'll wate till October an take da first tree tags den! Sorree, furrends - a kitty can onlee be tagged sew mene times! MOL!

Da wether heer bees sew nice an an an cool! Da pateeo skreen bin open an an an I LUBS wachin da birdies, bunnies an an an bugs! Between dat an an an noosin Ma, I bin bizee!

Ma play wid me ebry day now wid dat glub toy dat she put on her hand! Sum days I gets WILD an an an jumps aroun an growls at it! I tol her tew take a pikshur ob me playin an an an she sed she will try tewmorrow! I LUBS dat toy - but not as mush as my bloo mouie! MOL!

Jus sew yew all nos, Ma an I bees purrayin fur all da peepl an an an pets dat bees gettin da hurrykanes. Mikey, my boyfurrend, eben gets da rane an winds up dar in Nova Scotia!

I hopes yew all has a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate week!
Lubs,
Margo

365

I DID IT!! Tankee efurrykitty - I now hab 365 Febreeze Collars - sew I can use a noo one ebry single day! WOWIE! I bees SEW SPERLED!! An an an I lub ebry minit ob it!

Tankee furrends fur yore generositee! I bees furry egsited! An an an ebry day wen I wares a noo one I will be tankful fur da kitty dat sent it tew me!

LOTS OB LUB LUB LUBS,
Margo

I'm BACK!!!!

YAY!!!!! Ma's pooter nerd furrend came ober dis evenin an an an he put in da memory chip da DVD read/writer, an an an fix da internet! DA POOTER WERKS!!! YAY!!! I BEES BAK!

Oh my I hab misst all ob yew sew mush! Tankee sew mush for da rosettes, speshil gifties, an an an stars - dar bees sew mene ob dem! Life will get bak tew normal now - wudeber normal bees MOL!

Lubs,
Margo
hoo bees doin a tree-legged happee dance!

DUM DUM DUM DUM POOTER!!!

Hello Ebrykitty,

Ma bees at da libreree sew I ask her tew post a note. I MISSES YEW ALL SEW MUSH!!! I bees bord out ob my gord -wudebber dat is! An an an it bin rainin fur 2 days! No birdies, no bugs, da bunnees dunno come out tew play in da rain, eder. B O R I N G!!!

Ma got a *Memory Chip* fur da pooter. Spost tew fix ebryting. Her pooter friend fix it all one day neks week an an an den I bees BAK fur GUD!! DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM POOTER!!!

Ma turns 50 on Toosday. I tol her she shudda got a *Memory Chip* fur herself. MOL MOL MOL MOL!!

Tankee furrends fur all da wunnerful rosettes, collars, an an an speshil gifties! An all da gud wishes an an an cards fur Ma! We both presheeates it!

An an an Happee Birfday iffin I miss yors. Sorree bout dat. I canno wate tew get bak!

Lubs,
Margo

pooter problems

Hi ebrykitty an an an hooman - Ma's pooter is down an out. We bees ok, but not able to get on da internet. I hope we can bees back soon. I misses yew all!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma's update

Ma went to the doctor today.............an lef me ALONE agiin! *RATS!* But I let her talk.

Finally there is some progress. After an extremely difficult month, my doc decided to cut my blood pressure medicine in half since my BP was WAY too low and it was making me feel lousy. My vitamin D level has come up enough that I don't have as much pain in my joints as I used to - also good news!

I am still taking the Byetta, but need to adjust my insulin - kind of fine tune it. I am still having some really bad lows. I am on a sliding scale and it is pretty complicated. But my A1C has come down considerably, so even though I there are side effects from the Byetta, it is worth having more stable, and lower, blood sugar levels.

So I am hoping that I will start feeling better in a few days. And I am encouraged!

Margo should be back to being more active soon.

Thank you all for the cards, notes, and prayers. I really do appreciate it, and please do continue to keep me in your prayers!

Love,
Laura-Lynne

BUNNEES!!!!!

(Margo is sound asleep on the bed)

*Margo, the bunnies are out playing!*

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Reely??? Reelly??? Lookit , Ma! Dar bees tree bunnees!! Wowie - uzully jus 2!! Look at dem!

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop!

Come closer kyoot liddle bunnees!!!!

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop
Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hoo B O I N G ! ! ! !

MA!! Da bunnees bees playin *Chicken* MOL MOL ROTFMOL!!! Oh dat bees funnee - da bunnees bees playin *Chicken* ROTFMOL!!!

COME CLOSER LIDDLE BUNNEES!!!!

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop (onto the patio)

(Margo tenses - her eyes get big, her tail swishes frantically!)

MA!! Dat bunnee wanna play wid ME!! He come rite heer almos tew da door! MA!

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hophop hop hop to the zucchini plant.

MA!! Dat one bees steelin yore zucchini - I gots tew protek it! Lemme out!! I WANNA PLAY WID DA BUNNEES! (smirk).

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop

MEYOW!! JUMP! (BONK!)

MA! I hitted my hed! Why dinno yew open da door??? Now I gots a hedake an an an dat bunnee bees eetin yore plant!

*OK Margo - I'll open the glass door*

MA!! Dey ran away! All tree ob dem ran away! Why did yew open da glass door?????

*RATS!*

Lubs,
Margo
pee ess - da skreen door was lokt - I cudno get out eneway. *RATS!*

Can Peeches

I herd da can opiner dis mornin an an an sew I ZOOM intew da kishen.

Wut yew gots dare, Ma? Can I hab sum? Pleeze? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?

It bees orange - is it canteloupe? NO? Mandarin oranges? NO??? Wut is it???

Peeches? Oh. Can I hab sum? Pleeeeeeeze???

WOWIE!! Peeches tastes GUD!!! Yummy! Can I hab anudder peec, Ma?

Dis gonna bees a grrrrrrrrrrrrate day! Peeches bees delishis! Tankee Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

Tag agin

I bin tagged by Peek-A-Boo. I hab decided dat I will do no more den 4 tags a munf, no repeets. Pleez understand dat I gets tagged A LOT!!!! an an an I simplee canno play all da time! I duz enjoy it, dough!

5 Things I do not like

1. Vaccuum cleaner
2. flea & tick drops
3. the smell of cigarettes on peepl hoo smoke
4. gas
5. da sterminatin man hoo hab tew come once a munf cuz we libs in a partment. We dunno hab bugs. He dunno need tew come. I hates da smell ob dat stuffs, an an an I bees askairt ob dat ting he skwirt wid. Dum rools an an an regulashuns.

Tag 5 kittiesL

1. Ginny #494553
2. Alfie #434708
3. Joy #369060
4. Burbank #131946
5.l Pookie #800243

Lubs,
Margo
Hoo lubs Mikey,
An an an is NO A COW!!!

Friday Tankees

Well, furrends, it bees friday agin.

Ma bin reedin a l o n g book, an an an I bin on her lap.........an on her chest. Wen I wants her tenshun, I skweezes my hed under her book an lays rite on her chest. An I looks in her face an an an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! Always werks. She put da book down an kuddle me an tell me dat I bees her *Little Cuddlebug* an all dat stuff. I lubs tew kuddl wid Ma!

I wants tew tank all ob my furrends fur dar jenerositee agin dis week! I bes mush closer tew my goal ob 365 Febreeze collars............onlee 54 tew go MOL MOL!

Tankees tew: Oliver & Dewey, Matilda, Sausage & Meatball (2), Whisper, Munky, Beaumont, Be-Little. Indigo Montoya, & Bean fur da rosettes! Dey got shrimps an an an stakes now - troolee American kwizine!! MOL!

An tew: Bullett, Charity, Princess Allie, Eli, Pandora, Coffee, Havoc, Chaos, Kitty Kitty, Teebo & Callie, Charity, Priscilla, Paddy, Samson, Silver Tiger Kitty, Outside Kitty, Louis, Jinx, Old Man Kitty, Yugi, Noah, Gabby, Curly, Sasha, Jennifer, Priscilla, Sasha, Dusty Miller, Ernest Hemmingway, Miss Pumpkin Puss, Priscilla, Tabbatha, Olaf & Clara, A-Nony-Moose, Ozzie & Harriet, Baby Girl, Roxie, Bibi, Liccorice, Zorro, Miracle, Chicken, Mellie & Reggie, Gizmo an their families!

An an an speshil tankees tew Calvin fur da honor ob bein his Pal ob da week an an an a trofee!

Wowie, kitties - I trulee bees blessed! I hopes yew all has a grrrrrrrrrrage weekend!

Lubs,
Margo

An an an WELCOME HOME HAZEL LUCY! Sew glad yew bees feelin better, furrend! We lubs yew!

I NOT bees in truble MOL!

Ma ware her hare in a *pony tail*.............but I dunno why it bees called dat. Eneway, she use material tings wid lastik in dem to ties her hare bak. Well, I LIKES tew steel dem an an an hide dem.

Ma uzuly take nap in da affernoon, an she take of dat ting on her hare. An an an so I sneeks on da coffee table, grabs it, an an an runs wid it intew da bedroom, up da steps, an ontew da bed, ware I hides dem.

Tewda, Ma cot me steelin one, sew I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM intew da bedroom an ontew da ted an lays on top ob it. She canno see it dat way. She come in -

*Margo - give me back my pony tail holder!*

Huh? Wut? I dunno nuttin bout dem, Ma.........

Den she roll me ober an found it. Oh well..........

*So you've been stealing them, huh?*

silence

*lets just see..........*

Ma roll down da bedspred an an an an an an she found my STASH!!! *RATS*!!!! I bin discobered! All six ob dem!! *RATS!*

Ma sit down on da bed an giggle giggle giggle.......I bees confused........

*Margo, just WHAT were you going to do with them? You don't wear them, silly kitty!*

I wuz purrtektin dem, Ma.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Margo you silly kitty!!! *

An Ma pik me up an kuddl me an laff, laff, laff!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Lubs,
Margo

P.U. AGIN!!

Ut oh - dis time it bees MA!!!

RUN FOR YORE LIFE!! GRAB THE GAS MASKS!!

How mene bugs did yew eet Ma????? Its bad enuf tew kill a *brontosaurus*, wudeber dat is!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (Margo dashes to the recliner and stuffs her head in the back pocket).

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!! I'm beein FUMIGATED!!!

Ma wud yew pleeze take sum *Gas-X*

Lubs,
Margo

P.U.

Ut oh......... Ma stopped givin me dem cranberry treets dat I reely likes.
Can yew beleeb dat?? Meen Ma!! Doze treets gib me gas. REELY STINKEE STINKEE gas. But I LIKES stinkee! MOL! She sez it bad enuf tew kill a cow!!

WAIT A MINIT, MA! YEW CALLED ME A COW YESSERDA................... STOP IT!!!

I mus admit dat my tummy kinda feelz funnee wen dat happens.

Eneway, I tole her dat maybee I kud stink dat dum bird an an an hab him as a snack………………..(smirk)

Lubs,
Margo
THE CAT
NOT A COW

MA!!! I A NO A COW!!!!

Yesserda Ma made sum zucchini an an an she spilt sum on da floor. Well, she dinno notice, but I gots me da BIGGEST piece ob zucchini an an an eet it under da table! It was Delishis! Mmmmmm gud!

Later on, Ma went outside tew try an help da strugglin zucchini plant. In came a bug! I likes tew play wid bugs. Dis one bin furry fast, so I smak it an an an eet it! Taste ok, not da best.

Later on, my tummy start doin da flip-flop-hoo-chee-k00 chee-wa-wa dance, iffin yew nos wut I meens.

Sew I gets up in Ma's lap.

MMMmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

*Margo you sound like a cow when you are going to puke!*

MA!! I AM NO A COW! I bees a C-A-

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ma gently pik me up an deposit me intew da litter box an an an I pukes.
Den I sits on her lap on da tank. I wants tew be held till my stomak stop dancin. No pet, jus held.

MMMMMMMMoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*gigg le - my little cow!*

I NOT BE A COW, MA - I BEES A C-A

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!

I jumps down an an an pukes agin. An da stomak stop dancin.

Sew I jumps bak on Ma's lap, Den ob all tings, she gets a *baby wipe* an an an try to kleen my mouf - STOP IT, MA! I HATES dat wet ting! Sew she trow it away an an an get ANUDDER one. MA!!!! But she kleen my eers, an hed, an an an nek an an an troat - an an I likes dat.

I jumps off her an an an runs up da steps tew da bed. Yew can kleen it all up now, Ma, I sez, MOL MOL!

An an an by da way, Ma.................I NO BEES A COW!!! I Bees a

C A T ! ! ! ! ! !

An I turns around an gets comfy an an an zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Lubs,
Margo
THE CAT
NOT A COW!!

I bees Calvin's Pal Of The Week!!

WOWIE, furrends - dat bees a reel honor tew be Calvin's Pal Of The Week! Tankee sew mush, Calvin! Yew bees sush a gud furrend!

Lubs,
Margo

NOO GAMEL Olympic Tag

Miracle tag me an an an she made up her own game! Smart kitty iffin yew asks me! Heer goes - answer da queshuns an an an tag 5 kitties!

1. What is your favorite olympic sport? Dat bees a diffykuly kweshun........I likes swimmin, volleyball, gymnastics, basketball, cycling, an an an lots more! Guess I dunno reeeely hab a favrit!

2, Do you prefer summer or winter Olynpics? I likes dem both da same! I likes skiing, ice skatin, snoboardin an more!

3. What is the quirkiest thing you do? Um..I dunno no wut *quirkies* meen!!

4, Do you have a crush on any other kitty out there and if so, who? Nope. I LUBS Mikey. Dat bees lub, not a *crush*


5, What's your favorite rosie or zealie and why? Oh - diamonds an an an stars bees fureber, but I likes ALL da rosettes!

5 kitties I am tagging:

1. Teebo #366645
2. Ronon #648189
3. Erni #612114
4. Fluffy #759474
5. Callie #4366654

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Well furrends, it bin a loooooooooong week. I had sum egsitement, as yew no. But mostly takin care ob Ma. She still no feel dat gud an an an sittin still hurt her bak. Sorree she not bin able tew be as aktib on Catster as uzual.

I wants tew tank da menee Catster furrends ob ours fur da cards, purayers, an an an get well wishies. Ma an I reeely appreciates dat sew mush! We both bees furry blessed!

An an an da collars - I gots 285 so far...............onlee 80 more tew go an an an I will hab a furresh noo collar ebry day ob da yeer MOL MOL MOL! Tankee furrends fur bein sew generis! Ma tinks I bein silly bout dem collars, but a gurlkitty can neber hab tew mene MOL MOL!

Ma bees a day late - it bees Saturday - oh well............. Tankee tew all my furrends for:

Rosettes: Hooch (2), Ratchet, Stormi, Ele’, Torbie Sue, Knotthead, Phuma, Phillip, Miracle

Febreeze Collars: Rocky Ann, Dusty Miller, April, Smoochie Girl (2), Becca, Amy, Zipper, Damienne, Buff, Spot, Dexter, Vesper, Gene, Josie, Mick, Kira, Miss Kitty, Gypsy, Ginger, Whiskers, Lola, Schmoopie, Beautie, Stormy, Kitty Kakes, Dakota, Skeeter, Patches, Kaci, Meep, Cow, Lucky, Annuk, Reeses, Snuggle, Sadie Bell, The Cat Ranch, BlueBelle, Atlas, Radar, Boinge’ , Sneakers, Whiskers, Dash, and their families!

Special Gifties: A Nonny Moose, Morris, Perla

Stars: Monkey, Dyna

Diamonds: Miracle, Mikey My fureber Lub!

Hab a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrate weekend, efurrykitty!

Lubs,
Margo

Annuder Bug

Ma herd a funnee sound in da house tewda. Sew we BOTH look fur a bug. I cunno find it, but Ma did. It bin a K T Did, whudeber dat meens. Ma dinno eben show it tew me! She out it outside in da grass!!! MEEN MA!!!

Sew dats all da stuff goin on heer tewday. It bees rainin, Ma bees hurtin, an an an I bees noosin.

Lubs,
Margo

Da Big Box

Dar bin dis big big box in da libin room fur a week. Ma sez she gunna use it fur sumtin. Basically, I agnor it. Hoo care bout a big big box? Rite?

Well.........................finalee, I decide tew jumps in it. WOWIE! Nice big box tew sleep an an an play in! Ma hid a toy in it! A bell ball!! Sew I wak dat ball round an an an skoot skoot bat bat bat bat jingle jingle jingle! WOWIE!! Dis bees LOTS ob fun!

After a wile, I gets bored an an an wants tew get out ob da box. But wid onlee tree legs, I was habbin sum truble jumpin hi enuff tew get out.

SEW..........I sits in da middle ob da box an yowls. At furst, quiet yowls.

Ma! Yowl. Ma!! Yowl.

*Oh I see you finally checked out the box, Margo*

YOwl! MA! YOWl! MA! MA! I canno get out ob dis box! I bees ASKAIRT!!

An an an I yowls louder an louder an LOUDER an an an sadder an SADder an an an SADDER!

MEEEYOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Marg o, if you got in the box, you can get out of it!*

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Den Ma leeb da room! Meen Ma! She dinno rescue me!

*shake shake shake the cookie jar*

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! GIMME SUM COOKIES, MA! Oh Yummy yummy yummy!!!

* See, Margo, you DID get out of that big bad box all by yourself!*

Hoo sed I wuz habin truble gettin out ob da box????

Lubs,
Margo

A Diamond bees Furebber!

My Lub, Mikey, gab me a diamond - an an an I gab him a diamond, tew! Not efurrykitty find dar troo lub, but I did. I bees a furry lukee kitty!
An dis bees sum ob da reesuns why I lubs him sew mush:

He bees pashint, kind, lubbing, he not purroud, not jelis, wen I bees happee or sad, he bees happe or sad. He not hab a meen bone in his body.

Nokitty bees purrfekt, speshilly me. But troo lub see beyond faults. I has a good, furry good Mancat. An an an I lubs him wid all my hart!

Mikey yew bees a blessin tew me, an an your Mommy bees a blessin tew Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

OH - IMPOTENT!! Da udder diamond bees frum my deer furrend Miracle! She bees a furry speshil kitty.

Yew no, I bees reely blessed tew hab sush gud furrends heer on Catster. An an an Ma make sum gud furrends, tew! We preciates all ob yews!

A BUG!!

I wuz mindin my own bizniss wen out ob da korner ob my eye I seen dis blak ting movin cross da rug. Sew, I went tew investigate. It wuz a BUG - well, tetnikly, a BEETLE!!! Big, blak, shiny, wid HYOOJ jaws (dum DUM dum DUM dum DUM dum DUM - nebermind).

Sew, I bats it around a liddle an an an it get stuk on its bak! I tot dat wuz funnee! Sew I puts my nose down tew sniff it an an I found out dat it got ARMORED LEGS! Dat beetle bees hard as a rok! I dunno tink eneting can eet it!

Sew I bats it around som more an an an I starts doin my frisky *I gots a bug* dance an an an song. BiBiBiBi rrrrrrrrrt! BiBiBiBi rrrrrrrrrrt! Da beetle get bak on its legs, an an an it raise up its jaws at me (dum DUM dum DUM dum DUM dum DUM). I bees a purrtee smart kitty, sew I dunno put my nose down - he mite remoob it iffin I did............

Ma heer da komoshun an come out tew see wut I bees sew egsited bout.

*Oh, Margo, you found a Stag Beetle*. Haven't seen one of those in a long time!*

Den she pik it up - it dinno bite her - open da pateeo door, an an an toss it on da ground.

MA! Why yew do dat? MA! Bring it bak in - I wuz playin wid it! MA! MA! MA ! MA!

*RATS!* MEEN MA! grumble grumble grumble

Can I hab a cookie now?

Lubs,
Margo

Sissy Yellerboycat

Well, las week we found out more bout sissy yellerboycat. Seems his fambly move an an an left him behind.....

MEEN NASTY PEEPLE!!! HISSSS HISSSS SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HOW DAR DEY JUS UPPIN MOOB AN LEEB DAR KITTY TEW FEND FUR HIMSELF! DAT MAKE ME AN MA MAD!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSS SPIT SPIT SPIT TEW DEM PEEPLES> DEY SHUD BE PUT IN JALE!!

Sew dat bees why Sissy Yellerboycat bees causin problems. He not only pee an poop on MY propertee - he bin a noosins round da hole partment complex! Lots ob peeple complain bout him.

Sew, management trap him, an an an take him tew da humane society........

At leest fur now he hab fresh water, food, air conditioning, peepl tew lub hijm an an an take car ob him. He get rid ob flees an an an tiks an stuffs like dat.

But, he bees bout 4 - 5 yeers old an an an he bees askairt ob peeple. He not pretty or furrendly. Da humane society bees filled wid unwanted kittens an cats rite now. Sew he may end up at da bridge iffin nobody want him...........(Margo chokes up and wipes a tear from her eye).

Iffin he goes tew da bridge, he bees safe, hab all he eber need, but dat bees sew terrible SAD!

DAT MAKE ME AN MA MAD!!! HISSSSS SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRr tew dose peepl hoo left him an an an moob away.

Dat bees a stark reality fur all dem kitties/cats an puppies/dogs at da humane society. Dey can onlee take sew mene animals.

Much as I hates Sissy Yellerboycat, I hopes wid all my hart dat sumbuddy see him, fall in lubs wid him, an an an gib him a GUD home fur da rest ob his life. He deserb dat.

Lubs,
Furry sad Margo
&
Ma

WOW WOW WOWIE!!!

Oh My Goodness! WOWIE! I canno beleeb all d Febreeze collars I hab receebed! 240 ob dem!! My goodness! Tankee furry mush tew all my furrends fur being sew jeneris! Oh My!

Calvin say I can open up a jewlry shop. But I sez dat a gurl kitty neber has enuff jewlry, rite? Sew, lets see................dar bees 365 dayz in a yeer, an an an I gots 240 collars, sew iffin I gets anuder 125 collars I can ware a brand new one ebry single day! KEEP DEM COLLARS COMIN!!! MOL MOL MOL! I NOT sperled............MOL MOL MOL!

But reeely, tankee one an all fur da collars an an an gifties. I bees sush a blessed kitty, an an an it bees gud tew be bak.

I hab lots tew tell yew, sew stay tooned. Ma still can onlee sit a little wile. But I bees bak!

Lubs,
Margo

Thank you

Thank you kitties and Moms for your love and concern for me. I am doing better, and will see the chiropractor twice a week for the next month or so. Still in some pain and can't sit very long, but definitely better! So Margo is back now, and she has a LOT to say!

Thanks again!
Love,
Laura-Lynne

short note from Mom

I do have home health aides that come three days a week, and a visiting nurse that comes once a week - and my friends are aware of my condition as well as my doctors. Even though I live alone, people WILL be checking on me. And if I need to go to the hospital or anything, Margo has a place to go as long as necessary, as well as my bird. Thank you so much for caring!That means a lot.
Love,
Laura-Lynne

short vacashun

Hello ebrykitty,

Ma not doin well at all. I bin a bizee moos. She hab serious reakshun tew medikation, hab severe low blood sugar sebral times, an an an hurted her bak an hip. Sew she canno sit at pooter long. We not be on Catster fur bout a week - till the swelling in her bak an hip go down sew she can go tew *chiropractor*.

We will misses yew all an will let yew no wen we bees bak. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

An an an wen wanna tanks Oliver an Dewey fur da giftie ob zealies! We preshiates dat sew mush!

Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma

Furriday Tankees

Oh my oh my oh my! I bees overwelmed! WOWIE! Dis collar tingie bees sew mush fun..........I almos canno keeps up wid it! I bees a furry blessed kitty an an an yore messages reely tuch my hart. I lubs all ob my furrends furry mush!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs!

Heer we goes:

Tankees tew: Oly, Matilda, Boogers, Kittana, Mercedes (Mercy), Wiggins, Rico, Olive, Minister Misty, Hunter, Moon & Beam, Miracle, Molly an an an Piewackit fur da rosettes!!

An Tankees tew: Boing'e, Be-Little, an an an Hooch fur da speshil gifties. AN speshil tankee tew my troo lub, Mikey, fur da beeyooteeful Pawmis Ring - I lubs yew sweetie!!

AN NOW: Drum Roll Peease (wudeber dat meens) Tankee tew :
Callie, Rosie, Ginny, Sam Motor, Miss Bobbie Sue McGee, Calamity, Dusty the Puppycat, Angel Min, Bertie, Mathis der Meowler, Logan, Stoney, Simba, Anakin, Alfie, Biscotti, Mercedes (Mercy), Julie, Hooch, Sassy, Diego, Biscotti (a different one), Picasso, Rocky Ann, Monnie, Moon & Beam, Luka, Oscar, Sausage & Meatball, Winie & Chester, Gandolf, Theo, Nittamy, Norman, Midnite, Smoochie Girl, Bonnie, Marbles, Bob, Matilda, Oliver & Dewey, Tiger, Mellow Joe, Karma Kitty, Sandy, Tom, Lancelot, Lucy, Sir Christopher Robin, Be-Little, Jay, Hondo, Coaldexter, Boogers, Fido an an an Simba (LOVED)

FUR DA FEBREEZE COLLARS!!! WOWIE! I shall neber stink agin! MOL MOL! I hopes I hab not missed enekitty - it wuz not on poopose!!

My pawe bees tired frum typin all dis MOL!

Hab a pawsum weekend ebrykitty an an an tanks agin!

BIG LUBS,
Margo

Febreeze Collars

Well, Judgin frum da mount ob collars I hab receebed..........dar will neber be anudder stink in my house.................on my block, or in my town!!! MOL MOL MOL!!! Tankee efurrybuddy - dis shur bees fun! How nice tew hab a freebie speshil giftie!

Yew no, wid 30.000 some odd furrends, 30 zealies pur munf jus dunno make it furry far, an an an zelaies not be in da budget heer..........sew we appresheeeates Febreeze an an an Catster doin dis! Tankee furry mush!

Hab a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate weekend ebrykitty!
Lubs,
Margo

MA!!!

Ma dunno feels gud tewda, sew I bin noosin hur. Sittin on her lap, cuddlin, puring, an an an stuffs. She fell sleep round 3:30. Well, I gets my *COOKIE* at 4:00 sharp. I wuz shur dat she wud wake up and gimme dat *COOKIE*.

Well, 4:00 came an went. Den it wuz 4:01, 4:02, den 4:03, 4:04, an an an I wuz gettin hungree fur my *COOKIE*!!! Sew I yelled at da top ob my lungs

MA! MA! MA! MA!!! MEYOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*um - what, Margo?* stretch, moan, groan *What?*

MA!! Look at da klok!!!!!

*oh - did you want your cookies?*

MEEEEEYOWOOOOOO - an an an I dash off intew da bedroom an an an sits by her chare at da pooter!

*Here you go, sweetie!*

Yum yum yum yum!!! GREENIES! I LUBS GREENIES!!! Tankee Ma! Tankee!

*You're welcome, sweetie!*

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........now goes bak intew da chare an goes bak tew sleep an an an I'll sleeps wid you!

Lubs,
Margo

BAD BAD storms on Sunday - tornado warning.

Ma dinno get no sleep Sunday nite sew she dinno get online yesserday. We had bad bad bad storms an it was bad. I let her talk bout it. We bees ok

Lubs,
Margo

From Ma............ a little bity of veitng here.

We live in North Central Missouri, which is in the heart of tornado alley. Every first Wednesday of the month, the city tests the sirens. The first siren is for an impending nuclear attack. Then it is silent for a minute. The second siren is for a tornado warning. This system has never failed during a test.

MOST of the homes in our community do not have a basement. Even the homes that were built in the 70-s and 80's lack basements. . Not only that, but many of those homes also do not even have an interior room - that is a room with 4 inside walls - no outside walls. There is no safe place to go in your home when severe weather hits!

We had an F3 tornado in 95 that did millions of dollars worth of damage, and another tornado in 03 that killed 2 people. And there were others in years past. So I just do not understand why homes are built without any kind of shelter even today! That does not make one bit of sense to me!

Sunday evening I looked out the back porch door and saw an unusual and very eerie sight. Mammatus clouds filled the sky with the sunset glow behind them. Those clouds are indications that bad weather is on the way. Unfortunately, there was too much lightning going on to go out and get a picture. I check the NWS - no watch boxes, no warnings.

As the evening goes on, the storm gets MUCH worse. We have a wonderful regional radio station that has continuous coverage during severe weather - KRES, Moberly. They have won national awards for their coverage and are credited with saving lives.

Eventually they see rotation on dopplar radar and issue a tornado warning for our county. No siren. Ten minutes later the city manager gets on the radio and says that the sirens are not funcioning!!! WHAT GOOD ARE SIRENS IF THEY DON'T WORK IN AN EMERGENCY!!

Well, calls start flooding the radio station - Is there a tornado........etc.. And a lady calls into say that she has seen 2 funnel clouds. Talk about panic! She should have called the POLICE STATION - not the radio! Trained spotters did not see any funnel clouds, but there was rotation in the storms.

So Margo and I go into the bathroom. She is not happy. I think she could hear the rotation in the storm. The lightning was the most intense I have ever seen. Her eyes got real big and she just lay down next to me and shook. I felt so bad for her. The warning lasted an hour. Thankfully, no tornado touched down. There was damage to homes in the area. and branches were down. My string bean pot/trellis was blown over and rolled around on the pack patio - a 7 gallon container full of dirt and a metal 5" trellis. So the winds were strong.

After that storm was over, we had 2 more severe storms during the night. Just knowing that the sirens didn't work made everyone more tense. So I didn't get any sleep. I am very thankful that nobody was hurt and that we are ok.

In closing:

If you are moving anywhere in Tornado Alley', make sure the place where you live has either a basement or an interior room.

If you see a funnel cloud, CALL THE POLICE, SHERIFF, OR THE STATE TROOPERS! NOT the tv or radio stations!!

And to the city manager - PLEASE make sure those sirens are working! We are getting more storms tonight and tomorrow. Thank you for calling into the radio station.

And to the wonderful storm team at KRES, Moberly - THAK YOU for all you do for the 63 couties in North Central Missouri during severe weather. We appreciate your coverage!


Laura-Lynne

Sad Noos Dis Mornin

Note from Laura-Lynne

Samson Cat, from Manchester, England, has crossed over to the rainbow bridge. Samson was a local celebrity - a star of several children's books. He had a lovely garden to relax in and was well loved and cared for.

He will be deeply missed not only by his owner, but by all the children who have read his books, and all the adults who read the books to the children! This is a big loss to the folks in Manchester, as well as the kitties on Catster!

Our sympathies to his Mum, family and friends.

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Oh I bees furry sad bout Samson Cat. He bin a famous kitty, an an he bin a gud furrend. I miss him.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to his Mum.

Lubs,
Margo

MIKEY GAB ME A APAWROMISE RING!!

YIPEE - I BEES DA HAPPEEST KITTY ON CATSTER!! MY MIKEY GAB ME DIS BEEYOOTEEFUL PAWROMISE RING DIS MORNING! WE BEES GOIN STEDY NOW AN AN AN FUREVER!!! I BEES SEW EGSITED!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MA!! DID YEW SEE DAT RING??????

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! YIPEEEE!!!

MA! YEW BEES HAPPEE, TEW!!! *Yes, Margp, I am delighted!*

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I GOTS A RING FRUM MIKEY, MY TROO LUB! A RING! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Aw shucks, Mikey - I lubs yew wid all my hart. Yew makes me sew happee!

I needs a noo dress.....................

Lubs,
margo

Friday Tankees

Welcome to my fambly, my noo furrends! I bees glad tew hab yew! Jus tew let yew no - I canno IM on my puter. An an an I canno pawsibly keep up wid ebrykitty - but pleeze pmail me ene time! I lubs pmail an an an we can keeps in tuch dat way! I rites in my diree purrtee reglurlee, sew iffin yew corrals me yew can keeps in tuch wid my, um............. advenshurs??? um.............eskapades????????????? um um trubles I gets intew............, well, yew no!

Eneway, it bees time tew tank all ob my furrends fur dar lub an generosity! I reely doz enjoy your pmails an an an gifties an an an stuff!

Tankee tew: Luci, Punkin Pooh, Sebastian, Kira, Schmoopie, Cappi Bear, Mikey (My Troo Lub), Taillee, Oly, Smoochie Girl, Octavian & Odin, Monster, an an an Natasha fur da purrtee Rosettes!!

An Tankees tew: Frodo, Phoebe, Betty & Wilma, Phoebe (( a diffrint one), Graci, Lucy, Marbles & Peanut, Nero, & Monster fur da speshil gifties!

An an an tankee to Avery fur da lubly star!

I bees a furry blessed kitty! Hope ebrykitty has a grrrrrrrrrrrate weekend!

Lubs,
Margo

I gots intew trubl

Rite now da sun bees shinin, an it bees HOT an an an HOOMID...................which meens more bad bad storms tewnite. *RATS* We bees tired ob dees storms!

But it bin a gud week, udderwise...................but I DID get intew truble las nite......................an an an it wuzn't reeeeely my falt............

Ma left da garbij bag by da bak door. She tot it was cat proof. But Noooooooooo cuz I smelt CHICKEN!!! Sumware in dar was CHICKEN!!!I LUBS CHICKEN (not as mush as I lubs Mikey, rememember!!). Sew, I
d r a g the bag out ob da kichen intew da libin room an chew chew chew chew - *RATS!* I tot da chicken be rite dare, but nope. It bees in anuder bag! Sew I chew chew chew chew chew chew agin, but Nope.......it bees in dare SUMWAR!!!!! Sew I starts pullin stuff out and den I FOUND DA CHICKEN!! It wuz in a hevy plastik bag.......*RATS!*

Sew, I grabs da plastik bag an runs under da kishen table wid it an starts werkin on it.

All ob a suden Ma wakes up tew use da batroom, sew I RUNS wid da platik bag an jumps on ca couch an an an lays on top ob it. Dat way she willno see it!

*Marg0* she sez.....*WHAT did you do????*

Nuttin, Ma.

*Look at this mess yew made!!*I

I dunno nuttin - *WHAT are you laying on, Margo???*

NUTTIN MA, NUTTIN aw *R A T S ! ! ! *

*Margo you are a bad girl!*

But MA YEW put da chicken in da barbig tew go tew waste...............
*RATS!* she took da chicken away frum me an an an pik up all da garbij. *RATS!* grumble grumble grumble. MEEN MA!!!!

Lubs,
Margo

stormy wether

YIKES - it bin stormin most ob da mornin an an an we los power fur 45 minits! Ma sez it be stormin all day/nite sew we sillno be online mush.......*RATS*! We alrede gots ober a inch ob rain!

Cach yew soon as i can!
Lubs,
Margo

My Furry Fabrit Liddl Gurl Furrend came tew visit me!

Dar bin a nok at da door an an an hoo kud it be??? It bees LEXIE!!! My furry fabrit liddl gurl furrend! She bees 7 yeers ol now. She lib bout a hour away, sew wen she come tew visit her gramma, she come tew visit ME, tew!!

Oh I lubs Lexie sew mush! She like tew play wid me an an an she like tew kuddl me! I wish she wud come tew see me EBRY day! She pet me an an an cuddle me an an an lubs on me an an an I lubs on her rite bak!

Dat made my day! I bees a furry happee kitty!

Lubs,
Margo
pee ess - I lubs her gramma, Jeanette, tew! She bees a gud furrend ob Ma's.

Severe weather

WOWIE! We had bad bad storms all nite long! It got sew bad dat, Bunny (Dat Dum Bird) start tew panik, sew Ma put him in da batroom an close da door. She dinno want him to hab hart tak. (dunno tell nokitty, but I wuz startin tew feel a littl sorree for dat dum bird).

BUT MA!! I sez!!! Dat bees ware my litter box an an an food an water bees!! I canno get in dare!!! Wut duz I do iffin I needs tew use da box???? Duz yew want me tew leeb a purrrresent on da bed agin?????? Meow??? Meow???

Ma pik me up an sez *You'll be ok, Margo. Go back to sleep.*

GO BAK TEW SLEEP?????? Wid all dis noise?? YEW canno eben sleep, Ma, an yew spekt me tew?????

Skritch skritch pet pet pet pet Oh, dat feel gud, Ma! Cuddl Cuddl Cuddl.......PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz

Lubs,
Margo

Note from Ma - still storming here, and will be all day/evening again, so Margo won't be online till the morning. Thankfully no tornadoes here, just torrential rain, continuous lightning, winds and small hail. Stay safe all of our Midwest friends!

Ma bees home now

FINALEE!!!

Ma I mist yew! I mist yew sew mush dat I left yew a purresent on yore bedspred. Yep! A nice big hareball!!! Rite in da middle ob da bed. Duz yew like it??

Yew willno leeb me alone agin, rite? MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Pleeeeze dunno leeb me alone, Ma!

Ma - I nos yew gots tew go tew da Bad Bad Doctor Lady tewday, but but but I DUNNO LIKE BEEIN ALONE!! Yew bees gone all affernoon.........Ma pleeze dunno go! I gonna be B O R E D!

Iffin I yowls at da top ob my lungs will yew stay home??? Iffin I gibs yew lots ob lubbin will yew stay home????? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze????

No???? Wut am I sposed tew do wen yew bees gone?

Well, Mikey, my troo lub, gab me a brussellball tew play wid, an an an I gots sum udder toys tew play wid.........mebe I'll jus sleep wid the brussellball. Mikey bees sew sweet tew gib me dat tewday!

Sigh..........MEYOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lubs,
Margo

Gard Dootee

I wuz FURRY upset wid dat sissy yellerboycat de udder day. Sew I hab bin furry bizzee doin gard dootee. Yep. I bin layin by da pateeo door, waitin an an an wachin. ON GARD!!!!

DUNNO EBER COME BAK HEER YEW SISSY YELLERBOYCAT!!! I BEES MAKIN SHUR YEW DUN NO!!!!!!

I dinno eben sleep. Nope. Jus waitin an an an wachin. ALL day long. I bin hidin behin da blinds sew he canno see me.

Uzually I takes a L O N G nap under da cubers on da bed in da affernoon. Nope.

Ma finalee pik me up in da ebenin an an an she tell me it bees ok. I dunno hab tew gard ene more.

But MA!! He pee on yore garbij!!!!

*its ok, Margo. You need to rest*

But but but................. an den Ma pik me up, go intew da rekliner, an an an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Lubs,
Margo
( I lubes yew, Ma!)

Open Tag........

Agin I bin tagged a lot. Dis las time by Cocoa. So I hab decided tew do *Open Tag* fur my noo furrends, speshilly! Iffin yew hab not bin tagged before, simplee answer da kweshuns in yore diree, an an an tag 6 ob youre furrends (pleeeeze not me!).

Name 6 things you do NOT like:

1. Dat sissy yellerboycat
2. da Mean Mean Dirt Eetin Machine
3. Da Bad Bad Vet Man
4. Flea & tick drops
5. See #1
6. See #1

Now tag 6 kitties:
1, Oliver
2. Dewey
3.
4,
5,
6,


So - who will play? Pleeze pmail me an an an let me knows! Tankee!

Lubs,
Margo

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOWOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

I wuz under da kishen table, mindin my own biznis, wen out ob da korner ob my eye I seen dat sissy yeller boycat. He wuz comin neer my pateo.

rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I started quietly......

den I made my tale F L U F F out an an an all my hare stod up. I got REEEELLLY big! I slunk across da floor. Sissyboycat dinno see me. Sew I slinks behind da blinds.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!

WUT??? HOW DARE YEW PEES ON MA's GARBAGE!!!

HISS SPIT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS BANG BANG BANG BANG

YEW GETS OFFA MY PROPERTEE YEW SISSY YELLERBOYCAT!

HISS SPIT SPIT SPIT HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!
BANG BANG BANG!

Yew shuda seen sissybolycat's reakshun. His eeers go bak, his eyes gets
REEEELY W I D E , he tuk his tale under his leg an an an

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM away! MOL!

GUD RIDDANCE YEW SISST BOYCAT!! DUNNO EBER COME BAK HERE! DIS BEES MY PROPERTEE!! GO PEE SUMWARE ELSE, STINKO!

BANG BANG BANG!!!

Oh I feels reeeeely gud now! I skart dat sissy yellerboycat away agin! I bees MEEEEN! I bees POWERFUL!!!

An I dunno no why I bang da door wid my feets like dat. Dat hurted!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Well, dis week wen fast!! I bin bizzee noosing Ma a lot. Ma an I wants tew tank our furrends fur dare support. It meens a lot tew us!

Tankee tew: Mickey, Sophie, A-Nony-Moose - count dem - SIX bloo ribbons!!!, Sausage & Meatball, Little Big Man, Picasso, Tanis, Dewey an an an Oliver, Calamity, Dancin Girl, Nellie & Reggie, Summer an Teeka, Lancelot, Zoe, and Milo fur da rosettes! Wowie!

An Tankee tew: Mitts, Sophie, Smoochie Girl, Ezekiel Zachariah, Lexus, Midnight, Emmitt Smith, an an an PollyAnna fur da speshil gifties! Wowie!

An an an Tankee tew: Lola & Bee, Grrretta, Abigail Lu, Cricket Jeremiah, Samantha Ruth, Jacob Isaiah, Alex Noah, an an an Shaddrach fur da lubly stars! Wowie!

Tankee all sew furry mush! I bees a furry blessed kitty!

Fur my noo furrends, It isno pawsible fur me tew keeps in tuch wid efurry kitty, but iffin yew pmails me, I will answer yew! I lubs tew get pmail!

Happy Weekend EfurryKitty!!

Lubs,
Margo

*Friend Boy* per Calvin

Calvin say in his Diree dat he not hab *Gurlfurrend* but he hab *furrendgurl* Ma an I unnerstan dat. Cuz Ma hab *Friendman*. Dey no eech udder long long time, an an an he come ober fur coffe an conversashun.

WELL, I likes him FURRY MUSH becuz he gib me *undivided tenshun* He reeeely like kitties (he hab a bunch ob dem) an an an he REEEELY like me! an an an in fak, he bin FURRY IMPURRESSED dat I gots a boyfurrend......an an an I sed but ob korse I do!!! I bees beeyooteeful! An he tinks Mikey bees furry handsum (Didja heer dat, Lub?)

Sew dat wuz furry nice tew see him las nite. I deserbs tew be sperled like dat! Rite? RITE????

Lubs,
Margo

Note bout Ma

Sorree we bin missin in akshun lately. Ma hab lots ob medicak problems an an an she not bin doin well dis week. Manely she hab diabetes, fibro, an an an chronic pane. Sew I bin bizzee noosing her. Dis week she hab a few furry bad low blood sugar an an an dat bees a serees problem. She bees werkin on it. Tankee fur all yore concerns. Ma an I lubs all ob our furrends!

Lubs,
margo
&
Ma

I Gots Gas Agin

MMMMMM dat skrambl egg wuz gud, but it gab me gas. Sew, I got up on da bed an an an lay on my bak. Ma come in sew I duz my *I GOTS GAS* song an dance. She no wut tew do.

bip bip bip bip bip bip wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle bip bip bip bip!

*rub rub rub rub rub rub* Puff! P.U. (purrfektly unplezint)!!

Den I went into Warp Mode
BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIWIGWIGWIGWIGWIGIWIGBIBIBIBIBIBP
WIGGL EWIGGLEWIGGLE WIGGLE!

*RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB*

PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

RUN FOR YORE LIFE!! WARE ARE DA GAS MASKS????

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM intew da litte r box I runs and poops! I feels SEW mush beder! I comes out an sits innocently in da hallway an an an looks at Ma hoo bees gagging an sez

Wud yew like da Lysol Spray now??? MOL MOL MOL

Lubs,
Margo

Skrambl Egg

WOWIE!! Ma made skrambl egg wid cheeeeze an an an she gab me sum! Wut a treet! It wuz delishis!! I LUBS skrambl egg............but not as muxh as I lubs Mikey, my Troo Lub

Lubs,
Margo

A-Nony- Moose

Well, dar bees sumtin reely nics goin on! Sumkitty hoo wishies tew remane A-Nony-Moose is gibbin out bloo ribbons wid dis messij:

"In my eyes you are BEST IN SHOW! Find a few kitties you think deserve this honor and forward the fun. Don't forget to post in the Plus Fun Forum!

I tink dat bees SEW nice an an an SEW mush fun!

I had sum susypishins bout hoo A-Nony-Moose bees, but effry kitty I wuz susypishins ob got a ribbon, tew!! Wowie! An an an WOWIE!!

Lord bless da kitty dat started dis - Mr. A-Nony-Moose an an an fill their paj wid lots an lots an lots an lots ob rosettes, speshil gifties, an an an stars!

I lubs yew, A-Nony-Moose! But not as mush as I lubs MIKEY, my troo lub!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Ok - gud job, Ma! It reely bees Friday an an an we bees on time wid my Friday Tankees!! Ma deserb a star fur dat MOL MOL! She bees on da ball tewday, wudeber dat meens!

I trooly bees a blessed kitty wid sew mene furrends! I lubs Catster! An an an I lubs all ob yew!!

Tankees tew: Mikey (my troo lub), da Musicat Gurls, Jinx, Garfield, Bella, Hunter, Indigo Montoya, Jake & Micah, Pepper, Dakotah, Roxy, Ozzie & Harriet, Sasha Cat, Max, Simon, Meep, Sparky, Claudie an an an Mikey fur da rosettes!

An Tankees tew: PJ & Callie, Karma Kitty, KitKat an Furgus fur da speshil gifties!

An an an tankee tew Sadie an Izzy fur da lubly stars!

I hopew yew all has a grrrrrrrrrate weekend! It gunna rain heer. I dunno tink we gets bad bad storms, YAY! No rocks!

Lubs,
Margo

I left Ma anudder prezzie!

Yep! But dis time I dinno hide it. Nope. I put it rite in plane view! In fakt, it wuz a BULLSEYE!!! MOL!

Ma got a noo bedspred, an an an da blankee was jus washed. Sew I wuz on da bed mindin my own biznis, an an an all ob a sudden.........HACK!! A projektil hairball came flyin out ob me an an an itlanded RITE on da noo bedspred an an an cleen blankee!

Well, I wuz sew purroud ob makin dat bullseye dat I ran down da steps an found Ma in da rekliner.

Mew Mew Mew Mew Mew MEW!!! MA! I left a prezzie fur yew on da bed!! Mew mew mew mew - come and see it!!

Sew Ma get up an an an I race up da steps tew da bed an sits dare, so purroud ob my kreashun!

Ma look an see it.................*MARGO!!!!** blah blah blah blah *new bedspread* blah blah blah *clean blanket* blah blah blah blah *have to wash them*........................I dunno tink Ma wuz tew happee wid me.........

Lubs,
Margo

Sunny Day

Well, Ma still dinno find my poop MOL MOL! I hids it gud!

It bees a furry sunnee day an an an I bin takin sunbats sew I can be eben more beyooteeful dan eber for Mikey. I lubs him sew mush! A gurlkitty need her beeyootee sleep MOL!

Ma dinno gib me cheese dis mornin. RATS! She had sereil an an I dunno likes seriel. She dinno put booberries on it, eder. RATS! Mebe she will hab sum cantaloupe. She ALWAYS gib me sum ob dat!

Lubs,
Margo

Righ On, Gleek!

Furrends, yew all needs to reed Gleek's diree tewda. It tell it like it is. SPAY OR NOODER YORE PETS!

Lubs,
Margo

I play a trick on Ma

I poop sumware in da hous an an an she canno fiind it! MOL MOL MOL!!! An I willno tell her ware it bees MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Bad Bad day

Well, eerlee dis mornin, befor Ma was eben half awake, I bin ZOOMIN round da house, habin a grrrrrate time! Sew, I ZOOM up da steps tew da bed, an an an J U M P S on Ma.........an an an she yell OUCH!!! MARGO!!!

ut oh...she hab on a slippree shirt an she skare me wen she yell, sew I jumps off, slips, an an an goes flyin into da CD player landin on my bad hip......... YOWL! YOWL YOWL!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! intew da libin room.

YOWL YOWL YOWL!! Ma moan an grona an gets up an chek me out........my hip hab spasm after spasm ware da leg usta bee. YOWL YOWL YOWL! Ma's eyes start tew leak. She pik me up but I dunno wanna be pik up sew I skwirms. She let me go an I hides under da table. YOWL YOWL YOWL YOWL! I bees askairt!! My hip dunno hurt like dis fur a furry long time..........YOWL YOWL YOWL!

I yowls all day long but dunno let Ma get neer me or pik me up. My hip spasm all day long. I bees furry askairt!

BUT, at 4pm I gets up on da bed an YOWLS reeeeeely loud becuz dat bees da time I gets my *Cookies*! Sew Ma comes in an sez *You must be feeling better since you want your cookies, Margo*. Sew I gets my cookies, zooms off da bed, an yowls sum more. I nos ware my bread bees buttered, wudeber dat meens!

Later on, I still bees upset, but I jumps on Ma's lap, an an an she massage, massage, massage my hip an an an I turns on my bak an she rub rub rub an an an it feel sew gud! Den I turns ober an settles down n an an takes a long nap!

Tewnite dar be no more spasms. I bees glad.

Lubs,
Margo

Summertime Tag

Norman tag me tew tell yew 5 tings I likes in da summertime:

1. Sleepin on Ma's lap
2. My boyfurrend, Mikey
3. a full bowl ob food
4. sunbathing
5. sunbathing an waching birdees an an an bugs!

Christoper Spot tag me tew tell yew 6 tings I dunno like:

1. Dat meen yeller sissy boycat
2. da Meen Meen Dirt Eating Machine
3. Da Bad Bad Vet Man
4, storms wen rocks hit da house
5. see #1

Lubs,
Margo

I BEES MAD!!!

Dat nastee yeller boycat was on my propertee tewda! I DUNNO LIKE HIM AT ALL! He bees meen tew udder cats AN small doggies! He no bees *feral*, he hab a home. But dey lets him out an about tew gets intew trubble. I DUNNO LIKE HIM! He pee an an an poop in Ma's lettuce container an an an ebryting die!!!

He dinno see me - I seen him furst. Sew I crouch an *slink slink slink* to da pateeo door. Den I raises ebry single hare on my bodee, arches my bak, fluffs my tale sew it bees H U G E an an an den I races to da pateeo door

MRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HI SS HISS SPIT SPIT HISS HISS SPIT SPIT!! An I bangs da door wid my paw.

Well, I skart dat yeller boycat! He jump, get big eyes, eers go bak, tale go under his legs, an he Run RUn RUN away!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HISS HISS SPIT I yells at him! GET OFFA MY PROPERTEE yew meen yeller boycat. Yew bees a sissy, tew!

Yep I bees a BIG, MEEN, cat wid a BIG BAD TEMPER an an an I bees SKAREE an an an did I menshun beeyooteeful??

Sew den after dat bees taken care ob, I jumps on Ma's lap (she bees in da rekliner) an an I crawls onto her chest, puts my paws round her nek, rubs her chin, an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! an we takes a nap tewgedder.

Yep! I bees a gud noos! I bees Kind, Gentle, Lubbing, Comfurting, an an an did I menshun, beeyooteeful?

Lubs,
Margo

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MA!!!! It bees after 11 at nite an an an yew alrede bees in bed!! Get up, MA! I dinno rite a diree tewda! Hurry up! I hates bein late! I no it bees past our bedtime. Do it eneway!!

OK. Sew, tewda bees B O R I N G . Nobuddy visit. Ma dunno go nowhere. Ma red a book an an an I sleep in her lap while she reed. I eet my dinner, plays wid my toys, Ma water da garden, an dat bees it! B O R I N G! ! !

But I lubs all ob my furrends! Good Nite!
Lubs,
Margo

HAPPEE 4TH OB JULY

Time tew sellabrate AMERICA! Land of the Free, because of the BRAVE!!! Happe Birfday AMERICA! We needs a prezident dat RESPECT AMERICA AN OUR FLAG!!!! AMERICA bees da bestest countree in da werld! Lets do our best tew keep it dat way! Freedom ob religion. Freedom ob speech. Shur, no countree bees purrfect, but AMERICA bees da bestest an an an dunno furrget dat!

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE! Wut a week!! An an an Friday Tankees

Its bin sush a buzy week! An an an I hab had sew mush fun!!! Going to an Internashunal pawtee wid my boyfurrend wuz da bestest! An an an bein a DDP was the bestest, tew!

I hab sush generis furrends! I bees trooly blessed! I tell yew dat 30 zealies in a munf is jus not enuff MOL!

Tankees tew: Mikey (my Troo Lub), Mercy, Misty, Tweak, Oly, Ciao-Li, Zippper, Jeter Harris, Sam, Dakota, Pumpkin, Mercy, Ele, Calvin, Lulu, Sally, Buddy, Doc, Cole, Hooch, Baker Kitties, an an an Kittanna (an All Dare Famblies) fur da rosettes!!

An Tankee tew: Oliver & Dewey, Mr. Bigglesworth, an an an Calia fur da speshil gifties!

Ma yew dun gud dis week! It bees eerly Friday morning!! YAY!

Hoo nos wut the coming week will brring!.

Lubs,
Margo.


HEY WAIT A MINIT, MA!!! IT BEES THURSDAY!!!!!

I found a *P-E-A*

Ma sez dat I gots tew spell pee rite..........um............*P-e-a* bees a veggible, an an an pee bees........um.........WELL YEW NO!!!!

Ma's furrend gab her sum *P-e-a-s* tew take out ob da shell yesserday - dat no look like no shell tew me, eneway, one *P-e-a* drop on da floor, an an an I looks at it. It bees small, round, an an an green! Sew I smacks it, an it ROLLS around on da floor! Wut FUN!!! Sew I smak dat *P-e-a-* all ober da libin room.

Den I tries tew eet it, but it bees furry hard! Ma laff an say *Margo it is raw - you will like it better cooked!* I dunno bout dat. Sew I spits it out an keeps on smakin it till it roll under da couch.

MA! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!! I wants my *P-e-a*! MA!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!

Please? May I hab my *p-e-e* I MEANS *p-e-a*??? Purrrrrrrrrrrleese???

Ma dinno gib me dat ting bak - she cunno reech it. *RATS*!! how dum is dat!!

Lubs,
Margo
hoo reely reely reely want her *p-e-a* bak!!

DDP Tewda

WOWIE! Life shur bees egsitin! I bees DDP tewda!! Tankee HQ fur dat honor! I bees furry tired frunm all dis egsitement...................BRING IT ON!!!! MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee Canada Day

Mikey an an an I went tew Happee Canada Day Pawtee an an an it wuz pawsome! We sat an wached da firewerks tewgedder. An an an we had our furst kissy! Sigh! Mikey bees sew romantik! I lubs him!

Lubs,
Margo

WOWIE!!! A TOOKEE FETHER!!!

Ant Peggy came tewday an an an she brot me a REEEEL TOOOKEE FETHER!!! WOWIE!!!! It bees purrty, an an an it smell like a reel tookey! Oh I LUBS it!! I carries it round da house, chew on it, lik it, an an an try tew hide it. But Ma dunno let me hide it! She help me play wid it.

WOWIE! I hab sew mush fun yesserday an an an sew mush fun tewda...........I wunders wut tewmorro will bring???????

Lubs,
Margo

A REELY FUN PAWTEE!!!!

Tewda wuz Noah and Mercy's birfday an an an dey had a pawtee. I had SEW mush fun! Disco dancin like I neber did before - shakin my tale all ober da place - WOWIE!! It wuz reeely reeely fun!

I lubs yew Mercy an Noah...........an an an da rest ob yore fambly tew!

Lubs,
Margo

*Disco Duck* Foreber!! Quack Quack Quack!

A lesson in noosing

Ma had a reeeely bad mornin. She go tew Wal Mart tew get stuffs, an an an she unlock car door, trow in da food, keys an an an purse, and shut da door. But da door bees LOCKED an she hab NO WAY tew get it open!! Ma get upset.

She go into WM an manager let her call her besties. She tot she gab dem keys tew car long time ago, but dey no hab keys to car, onlee keys tew house.

Sew, Uncle Carl come pick her up an an an take home. She come in, no Hello, Margo, NUTTIN!! She go into bedroom an tare it up lookin fur keys. She no find keys. Her eyes start leekin. She hab purse wid money , keys, identification, all dat stuff on front seat of car an an a she worree dat sumbudee brake in an steel ebryting. An she hab meet an frozen food in car.

She call *Lock and Key* serbis. Carl take her bak tew Wal Mart. Wait wait wait till man comes. Man canno unlock old car. He try an try an try. Take him 40 minutes tew get it open. Ma dunno hab tew worree bout enebuddy steelin DAT car MOL!

Den he gib her a bill..........$55.00!!!! Ma bout pass out. Dat bees almos half da food monee fur neks munf!

She come home, eyes leakin, shakin, an an an loud sobs. Now I wanted tew comfort her, but it wuzn't time. She bin tew upset. Dat bin furry diffykult fur me. But I let her sit in chair an cry til she stop shaking. Wen she stop shakin, I jumps on her, dries her eyes, kuddles wid her, makes my beepin sound, tuch her cheeks, bonks her chin, an den purr, purr, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Dat calm her down a lot.

Part ob bein a gud noos is nowing wen NOT to try an help. Dat bees furry diffykult. But it werk fur gud in da end. I kuddl wid Ma fur a long time.
Ebryting gunna be OK. I gots Ma, an an an she gots me!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess.................she dinno bring me eneting from WM!!!! *RATS*

Friday Tankees

WOWIE!! Wut a week! Storms an more storms! Noisy an wet. Wid more coming dis affernoon!! Our purrayers go out tew dose in IA and MO hoo hab losted dare houses an an an farms. Dat bees sew sad.

I bees a furry blessed kitty tew hab such a gud home an an an sew mene wunderful furrends heer on Catster!!

Tankees tew: Jasmine, Ginny, Teebo, Bailey, Sunny Lee, Snow, Hunter, Mercy, Lancelot, Rocky Ann, Miss Kitty-San, Nike, and Rebok for all da rosettes :) Wowie!

An Tankees tew: A Nony Moose, Ozzie & Harriet, an an an Oly fur da speshil gifties!!

An an an tankee tew Fritz an Bambino fur da lubly stars!!!

Ma an I bees tankful dat Jasmine bees ok. Ma sez dat God is Good an an an I agrees!

Tankee furrends fur making Catster sew mush fun an an an fur lubin me! I lubs all ob yew!!

Lubs,
Margo

Moo.com

Hey Efurrykitty,

Samoa tol us bout dis website call Moo.com It bees reeeely neet! Yew kan make sticker books, cards, posty kards - lots ob different tings wid photos ob YEW on dem!! Dat bees kewl! Ma order a sticker book - 90 stickers ob ME! (yew can make up to 90 diffrent stickers in yore book). Dat onlee cost $12.98 wid shipping! Gud deel! Chek it out!

Tanks Samoa!
Lubs,
(I bees in a mush beder mood now)
Margo

Stoopid Storms

I bees MAD!!! Most ob yesserday an an an las nite we hab storms. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Ma dinno get on da puter mush at all, an an an we miss Simba's pawtee! RATS!!! I bees mad. Stoopid Storms. Woke me an Ma up middl ob da nite, tew.

I BEES GWUMPEE!!!!

Margo
I bees tew mad tew lub aneeting rite now.

Training Yore Mommy 101

Dis bees klass number 1 on how tew trane yore pawrents tew be yore servints.

I gots Ma traned sew gud....... heer bees some zamples fur yew tew follo:

Wen I sits in the middl ob da bed an an an YOWLS at da top ob my lungs, she no dat I wants underneet da kubbers! Furst few time it tuk her a wile to figgur out wut I want, but she cach on kwik. Now one loud YOWL an an an she kums a runnin sew I can get in my byootee sleep under da kubbers! MOL!

Wen I sits in da middl ob da kishen floor an yowls, she no I wants sum cheeez. Jus a few nibbles. She uzully hab cheeez on tost in da mornin, but sumtim she don't an an an I needs tew remind hur dat I needs my cheeeeez fur strong bones! MOL

Wen I sits in da batroom outside da litter box an yowl, it meen MA!! Kleen up da poopie sew I kan pee now!!! MOL!!!!

Iffin it bees neer 4pm, I sits by Ma's legs, wereber dey bees, an yowls. 4pm bees time fur my *Greenies* (cookies).

An an an iffin I sits in da middl ob da libin room floor an yowls like I bees furry sik an in pane (MEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOO!!) she nos dat I wants my bloo mousie! An I hides it so she dunno ware it bees! Sew she gotta go lookin fur it! Da longer it take her to find it, da louder an sadder I yowls an looks!

Ma canno get on da floor cuz ob da Arthur Itis in hur foots an nees. Sew, iffin she canno find my bloo mousie, she need tew get da stik (broom ) an an an use it tew find my mouse. I will do dis fur bout 10 minits. Iffin she finds it, I gibs it one niff an an an walks away. MOL!!

Iffin she dunno find it, I givs her a dirty look. Den she try to make me play wid anudder toy.........Nope! I pouts an an an goes under da bed .

Sew how duz yew kitties hab yore Mommies trained??? We kan lern frum eech udder!

Lubs,
Margo

I bees mad at Ma!!!

Ma wen out dis mornin an an an dinno come bak till dis affernoon. She dinno ask me iffin it wuz ok!!! Meen Ma!! Sew, I puke 2 times on da rug. Dat will get her tension. Mebe she willno leeb me ene more! I bees mad at hur.

But wen she kum in da door, I smells food! Ma show me liddle round red tings called *cherries*. She sed dey grows on trees an an an she pik em. She gib me one tew try, an I reely dunno like it, sew I spits it out. Anuder mess fur Ma tew kleen up MOL!

But Ma wuz in pane wen she get home. Her eyes bin wet. Sew, Noos Margo tew da resq. I jump on hur makin shur dat I dunno go neer her feets cuz de bees furry swollen an sore. But I lick her eyes dry, gibs her a hug, bonks her chin, kuddles wid her,an an an purrrrrrrrrrrs furry loud. Den we bot gets comfy an an an takes a loooooooooooong nap!

Ob kors I furgibs her fur leebin me. Cuz wen she leeb, dat meen she will kum home, sumtime, an an an den we kan kuddle. I lubs my Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

Brush Brush Brush

Tewda Ma got out da wet brush dat smell sew gud an an an she brush brush brush brush brush me!

Furst she do my bak from da tale tew da hed. Den I lays on my bak an she do my belly. I keeps all tree ob my feets in da are wen she do dat. Den she turn me on one side an brush brush brush. Den da udder side an brush brush brush.

Furst she go aginst da hare tew bring it up an den she brush da hare down. I smells sew gud an feels sew kleen.......... It make me wanna

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Hey Dewey we needs tew race genst eech udder sumtime..............

Lubs,
Margo

MA!!!! I GOTS GAS!!!!

Ma wuz makin a meetlof samich an an an she drop a peec.........sew i grab it an swallows it hole before she kan find it MOL MOL!!

Few hours later, Ma bees on da pooter, sew I gets up on da bed an an an duz my *I dunno feel gud* song an dance.

mew mew bip *wiggle wiggle wiggle on my bak* mew mew bip bip bip

*Margo whats wrong?*

Bip bip bip *wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle* bip bip I gots gas, Ma! I needs a tummee rub!

*Ok I'll rub your belly*

Rub rub rub rub rub *Puff* (PU)! Dat feel a little beder.

*feel better now, sweetie?*

mew mew bip bip bip *WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE* bip bip mew bip bip.

*OK, i'll rub some more*

rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub *PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (STINKEEEEEE) Brrrrrrrrrrrrt!

an an an den I zooooooms intew da litter bokx an an poops!

*All better now ? what a stink!!*

All beder now Ma - Tankee furry mush - enjoy yore tew STINKEEEE rooms now!!! MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

Itchy's Fleeeeeeeeeeeee Market

Ma went tew Columbia - da city ware I was borned - tewda. She went shoppin wid her furrend, Lainy. Wen she kam home, finalee, after tew mene hours ob bein a lone I was annoyed - she sez

*Margo I have a present for you!*

A PREZZIE fur ME????? Wowie Ma, ware did yew get it? I dunno smell nuttin.............. Wut is it???

* I got it at Itchy's Flea Market*

WHAT??? Yew went tew a place dat sell FLEEEEES???? No, Ma, pleeez tell me yew dinno get me FLEEEEES!!!!

*No, Margo, I dinno - I mean Did Not get you fleas, ok?*

Den wut it bees Ma - wut wut wut wut???????

Ma open da bag an an an dar be Posty Kards - LOTS ob dem! WOWIE!!! I neber seen sew mene!! I bees sew egsited!!

Why yew gets sew mene, Ma?

*Because they were on sale for 12 cents each!*

WOWIE Ma!! Wut a bargin!!!

*You know what that means, don't you, Margo?*

WOWIE AN AN AN YIPEE!! Dat meens I kan send posty kards tew my *Catsters/Dogsters Arund the World* furrends for a long, long time!

*Thats right, Margo. Why don't you tell your furrends - I mean friends about the group?*

Catsters/Dogsters Around The World bees a groop of furrends dat likes tew send an an an receeb mail! Ebry siks weeks we sends out 10 posty kards tew diffrent kitties/doggies, an an an we gets 10 posty kards bak!!! Frum all ober da werld!! it bees sew mush fun! It bees a gud way tew make furrends! iffin yew wud be interested in joinin dis groop, send me a pmail an an an I will sends yew an *invitation*. I gots posty kards frum England, Australia, an an an all ober da USA! It bees da bestest groop!

Lubs,
Margo

I gab Ma a purresent

Yep. A nice big hairball on her comfurter dat she just washed a few days ago. Ma wasn't tew happee............

Lubs,
Margo

Boogers & Eve's wedding

What a beyooteeful event! Eve luk stunning in hur gown! It wuz sew fancee. She hab a beyooteeful veil, tew. All da weddin pawtee was dressed up sew nice! Da ceremonee be furry mooving. Bogers an an an Eve bees trooly in lub an makes a purrfikt kupl. I wishes dem all da happeeness in da footure.

Wut a day! At da recepshun I neber seen sew mush food eder! Dar bin enuff food fur a armee! an it wuz delishis! it wuz decorated sew nice! I enjoy it furry mush!

Lubs,
margo

Friday Tankees

um...........MA!!! It bees Saturday - yew bees behind agin! I gots tew krak dat wip, don I???? mol mol

Eneway, I bees a furry blessed kitty wid sew mene furrends, an an an I lubs my furrends furry mush! You makes my life lots ob fun (no offense, Ma!) MOL

Tankees tew; Karma Kitty, Cinnamon, Kittana, Prince, Oly, Smudge, Shakespear, Angel Ameilia, Tigress, Hope, By-Tor, Slydder, Panther, an an an Alfie fur da rosettes! Dem beech balls bees cute ;0

An Tankee tew: Be-Little, Anna Rose, an an an Bruno fur da shesil gifties!

An an an Tankee tew Wilbert an Sativa fur da lubly stars!

Ma an I bees glad dis week bees ober. Our harts an an an purrayers go out tew all dose affektid by dem debastatin tornadoes an an an floods. Dat bees sew sad. We bin blessed heer dat we not hab a tornado,. An dar be no ribers or streems in dis kounty tew flood. We prays dat dis comin week bees better fur us all.

Lubs,
Margo

Tewda bees speshil

Because it bees Boogers an Eve's wedding day!! Yep! Dey bees gettin married dis affernoon. Dat bess why I bees dressed up! A kitty gots tew be fashinable fur a wedding! Dis bees my first wedding - I bees sew egsited!

lubs,
Margo

TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG TAG

Oh my oh my!! I bin tagged 3 times dis week alone..................almos 20 times in da pas few munfs!! My brane bees hurtin frum tinkin ob noo tings tew say!! Sew, dees tree tags will be my last fur now! Pleeeeze dunno tag me till August. I needs a brake MOL!


Cinnamon tagged me for 5 favorite things:

1. Kuddles wid ma
2. Mikey, my Troo Lub
3. Greenies
4. Lots ob attenshun
5. sleepin under da cobers in bed!

i will tag 5 kitties asap

I bin tagged tew list 7 tings I dunno like

1. da Bad Bad Vet Man
2. Storms wen ROCKS hit da house
3. da MEAN MEAN DIRT MACHINE
4. flea drops
5. ene cat dat bees on my property
6. canno tink ob nuttin else i dunno like
7. see #6

I will tag 7 kitties asap

An an an 5 MORE ob my fabrit tings:

1. canteloupe
2. booberries
3. mandarin oranges
4. cheeeeeeze
5. tomato sauce

An i will tag 5 kitties ASAP


Lubs,
furry tired frum a bizee weekend,
Margo

Birfday Tankees!

WOWIE - dis bin da BESTEST birda eber!!! I bees sew blessed wid sew mene furrends!

Tankees tew; Julia, Hazel Lucy, KC Sunshine, Woogie, Mouse, Lancelot, Diego, Lulu, Vincent, an an an Sebastian fur da rosettes!

Tankees tew; Hondo, Oly, Ollie & Dewey, Tweak, Cinderella, Teebo & Callie, Hunter, Ele', Gabbie, Camelot, Abby, Bruno, an an an Virginia fur da speshil gifties!

An an an Tankee tew Mikey - my Troo Lub, fur da beeyooteeful star! I lubs yew Mikey!

MY FURRENDS BEES DA BESTEST! I LUBS YEW!
Lub,
Margo

Anuder WUT A PAWTEE!!

WOWIE!! My Catster Pawtee yesserda wuz FUNTASTIK!!! Oh boy did i hab lots ob FUN!!

Hondo, Boogers, Mittens, Fido, Tiskers, Jillian, Diego, Indigo-Montoya, Amelia, Oliver, Princess Annie, Jasper, Mercy, Noah, Oly, Petrie, Rico, Petals, Jo-Bell, Fluffy, Alexander, and Dewey came!

We had LOTS ob food..........Indigo ate da icing off of 10 kuppy kakes dat Ma had tew re-ice..........an an an he drank 2 gallons ob Catnip Tee (non-alcoholic)......me tinks he bin a sik kitty wen he left........

An an an we had a ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM contest tew see hoo was da fastist kitty an an an DEWEY won dat! He bees da CHAMPION ZOOMER!!!

DEN, Jillian, Jo-Bell, an an an Jasper sang Happee Birfday tew me in MANX!!! How kewl is dat!!!

It was a GRRRRRRRRRRRRRATE pawtee Tankee tew all hoo came an an an made my day sew speshil!!

Lubs,
Margo

Wowie...........

Well, I bees rested up frum my pawtee yesserda. it wuz sew mush fun! I lubs my noo Biker Babe dress, but i dunno wut a Biker Babe bees. Ma sez she no hab a bike, but i look kyoot in dat dress.

Dem kuppy kakes bees sew gud! Dunno make me sik eeder - i jus had a little peec ob one.

i got sew mush tenshun an an an dat made me sew happee....ebrybudy just lub on me an lub on me lub lub lub lub lub lub lub lub lub lub lub an n an MORE lub!!! OH I bees sush a blessed kitty!

i slept rite by Ma's hed all nite long. Ebry time she wake up she kuddle me. I bees sew happee.

I hopes yew all can come tew my pawtee. Ma dunno how tew make da link werk. But iffin yew klik on Forums, yew will see Birthday parties & Anniversaries. Klik on dat an an an yew will see my thread - dats ware da pawtee will be.

An an an yew no how doggies hab *Agility Competitions*? Well, I gots noos fur dem doggies. Us cats be mush more *AGILE* den ene dog kud eber be!!! Sew, at 3pm Central time, dar will be

1. Zoom around da Room kontest AND after dat,
2. Kitty Agility Kontest. Fur dat race, ebrykitty will hab fore diffrint Cat Condos tewjump an an an klim on. Dis will be fun!

Hoo bees da fastest Zoomer???? An an an hoo bees da fastest Agility Cat???

Come tew my Pawtee an see!

Lubs,
Margo

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wut a pawtee zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ma, I bees zausted. Pleeze tell my furrends bout my pawtee. I bees under da kubers on da bed...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Margo had a great party! Lots of friends stopped by and gave her their undivided attention, which is what she wanted! Check out the new photos to see her gifts - including an adorable Biker Babe dress! She even had a piece of vanilla cupcake with vanilla icing. She is completely spoiled rotten to the core, and she deserves it! We both had a good time.

Here is the link to Margo's party tomorrow afternoon:

http://www.catster.com/forums/Birthdays_and_An nifursaries

and look for Margo's thread.

just cut and paste it into your browser. it will be from 1-5 pm Central time (12 Noon Eastern, 3pm Pacific. We hope to see you there!

Lubs,
Margo
&
Laura-Lynne

IT BEES MY BIRFDAY!!

An I bees sew egsited an an an i canno wate fur my pawtee an an an I bees sew egsited.....

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! DASH frum da bedroom tew da libin room ontopada couch akross da top ob da couch an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOM to da rekliner on topoda rekliner an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM off da rekliner an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM under da kichen table jump ober da rungs ob da chares an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM down da hall intew da bedroom ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm up da steps onto da bed an round an round an round an round da bed an an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM down da steps into da batroom SCHREEEEEEEEEEECH!!! Take a drink ob water an an an a bite ob food an an an

"MARGO it is 1am!!!! WHAT are you doing?""

IB BEES MY BIRFDAY MA AN AN AN I BEES EGSITED!!!! an an an

Ma piks me up an an an PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Maow, bonk bonk bonk bonk

Ma kiss me on da hed, hold me tite an say "MARGO it bees bedtime"

an an an i jumps down an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees

Meowie - wut a week! An an an it not be ober yet - tewmorro bees my BIRDAY pawtee at my house an an an dar be lots ob kids coming!!! And, ob kors, dar Ma's dat are my Ma's furrends! It gonna be fun!

Ma gonna brush me in da morning wid dat wet brush sew i can be kleen an an an smell purrtee an an an be BEEYOOTEEFUL, ob kors!

Oh I canno wate.............i dunno if i kan sleep tonite............

Eneway, agin I bees blessed tew hab sew mene gud furrends! Time for tankees!

Tankees tew: Platypus, Cuddles, Huckapoo, Charlotte Frida, Calamity, Joey, Be-little, an an an Norman fur da rosettes!

An Tankees tew: Elise, Ginny, Fluffy, Lily Rose, Mercy, Chloe, Simba, Scooby Doo, Hooch, an an an SIMBA hoo bees lubed an missed, Fur da speshil gifties!

An an an Tankee tew Norman, Dewey, an Mommy fur da Bloo Mountain kard! Dat bees kyoot!

Hab a grrrrrrrrrrate nite. Ma will post da link tew my pawtee which bees frum 1-5pm on Sunday!

Lubs,
Margo

Catster Birfday Pawtee!

Well, finalee, Ma has decided tew hab my Catster Birfda Pawtee on Sunday afternoon frum 1-5m Central Time. She will post da link on Sunday morning! I hopes lots ob yew can come! Two pawties in one weekend - dat sounds reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel gud tew me!

Lubs,
Margo

*Tuna Flavored Laxatone*

WHY Ma, duz yew put *Tuna Flavored Laxatone* on my leg ebry udder day???? Dunno yew unnastand dat it make me feel DIRTY an an an I gots tew do a major kleen up on dat leg????? It taste ok, but i dunno wan it on my leg. Sew............WHY YEW PUTS IT DARE????

WHAT!!!!! So my POOPIES won be hard an an an dry????? MA!! Yew embarss me agiin! PLEESE dunno talk bout my poopies in my diree! Sheesh.

Um, akshully, it bees a little ezier tew poop.............um..... *blush*

Why Ma gots tew talk about poopies i hab no idee. How embarsing.

Lubs,
Margo

ONLY 1 WEEK TILL MY BIRFDAY!!!

I bees sew egsited! Neks Saturda bees my birfday! Ma sent out da invitashuns. She gonna make kuppy kakes, lemonade, mebbe even kukees! An an an she hear from ebryone - only 2 canno come! oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!! I bees gonna hab lots ob FUN! Ebryone gonna play wid me an an an lub on me an an an I kan gib lots ob hed bonks! Ant Peggy gonna git me a no dress, too! Ma gonna brush me wid dat noo brush - WOWIEEEE! I gonna bees sew beeyooteful!!! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I bees egsited!!!

Lubs,
Margo

Friday Tankees!

Da storms bees ober, now it bees time tew tank my furrends for all their *generosity* an an an lubs! I bees a blessed kitty - blessed wid lots ob gud furrends!

Tankees tew McGregor, Lelu Sabrina Lee, Dakota, Little One, Arnold P., Cuddles, Kazumi Joy, Gitche, Hooch (2 ob dem!) , Fido, Boogers, Mocha, Calvin, Jasper, an an an Missy fur da rosettes!

Tankees tew Riley, Mickey, Samoa, Whiskers, Simba, Tigger, an an an Riley fur da speshil gifties!!

An an an Tankee tew Arnold P. an an an Emmy & Tigger fur da lubly stars!

Head Bonks an lots ob LUBS tew all ob my furrends!
Lubs,
Margo

BOM BOOM BOOM BOOM bang bang bang bang BOM BOOM BOOOOM!

OH My we had skaree wether tewday! Tankfulee it bees over now. We had *tornado watch* an an an sebral *Severe Thunderstorm Warnings*! Oh it wuz skaree!!

I not fraid ob BOOM BOOM BOOM, but wen *ROCKS* hit da house it skare md BAD BAD!!! Wen dat started, (bang bang bang bang) Ma tuk me intew da batroom cuz it bees da *SAFE ROOM*! She hol me reel tite, an an an I wiggle under hur arm pit (STINKEE MOL!!) Wen I gets nerbis i gets da *fluffies*(P.U. stinkeeeee!) but Ma still lub me. Ma sed dos *rocks* bees da size ob *walnuts* bout a inch! ! Dat bees big rocks. Tankfulee no tornado heer. Same storm drop tornado close to MO/IL border, though.

Ma an I hates bad wether, but Ma an I LUBS EECH UDER FURRY MUSH! Wut wud I do widout her>????

Lubs.
Margo

Statement bout Calvin

Calvin bees my furrend. Calvin say he *NOT* bees gay. I beeleeb Calvin. Dare. I sed it, an an an dat settle it! Calvin NOT be gay!

Lubs,
Margo

I bin tagged by BEAUTIE!

Wowie _ i bin tagged agin!!! I gonna hafta stretch my brane an an an tink ob five NOO tings tew say! MOL!

Heer be da rooles"

Tell 5 Fablous Things about you< then tag five other kitties to play!

1. I likes tew sleep under da cobers for my afternoon nap!
2. Eben dough i bees a gurl cat, i sprays like a boy cat but only in da litter box
3. I hab lots ob grrrrrrrrrrrate furrends on Catster!
4. I bees furry fashin konshus an always wares one ob Hazel Lucys collars.
5. my Tranquility Blanket bees on da couch by da window.

Five Friends to Tag:

1 Angel
2. Zoe
2. Zippie
4. Whiskers
5. Tweak

Have fun!

Lubs,
Marg

Daily Diary Pick - agin!

WOWIE!!! I bees a DDP agin! Tankee Catster! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! MA - get da brush an an an make be eben more beeyooteeful!

Ebrykitty hab a pawsome day! Min started out grrrrrrrrrrrrrate!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - won't be round mush fur da neks few days. Ma gots eye problems an an an canno see well wid de eye drops.

Me birfday

Me Birfday bees June 7. Dat bees da day Ma dopted me, cuz we reeely dunno wen i wuz borned. Sew on dat day I bees wid Ma 3 yeers!! Iz dat pawsible??? Time go furry fast wen yew bees as happee as me!

Ma gonna trow me a pawtee, too! She made *invitations* wid my pikshur on dem an an an sen dem tew our furrends hoo lubs me! Dat inkloods kids ob all ages! Ma gonna make a kake an an an get pawtee hats, too! I bees furry egsited cuz dat meen I'll get LOTS an an an LOTS ob tenshun dat day! Frum lots of hooman furrends! An an an my little doggie furrend Milo bees inbited, too!

Hooch jus had a grrrrrate online pawtee but Ma dunno how tew do dat,

I bees eggsited! It bees less dan 2 weeks away! I canno wate tew kudl wid all ob my hooman furrends! Well, I guess i'll gib Milo a bonk or too. MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

I bin tagged yet AGIN!!!!

Dis tim by my furrend Missy! Heer we goes;
The rules for this game are:-

Name 4 jobs that you have had

Name places you have lived

Name places you would rather be

Name 4 friends to tag and send them a pawmail directing them to your diary page.


4 jobs:
1. Being Ma's Nosse Kitty
2. Making shur I bees beeyooteeful ebry day
3. greeting ebryone hoo comes tew visit!
4. Leaving my hairs everywhere

4 places I've lived:
1. the wild outdoors
2. The Bad Bad Vet Man's
3. my foster home wid Nancy an too dogs an an an anudder kitty
4. My fureber home wid Ma!!

Places I would rather be:
1. on Ma's lap
2. wid my boyfurrend, Mikey, my Troo Lub!
3. iin front ob a full bowl ob food
4. sleepin under da kovers

Four kitties to tag;
1. Smokey #776812
2. Roger Bleu #648985
3. Henry #583663
4. Bear #503948

Hab a grrrrrrrrrrate day!
Lubs,
Margo

I Bin Tagged yet AGIN!!!!

Dis time my furrend Kit tagged me fur *Fabulous Five* I gots tew tell yew five fabulous tings bout me - dat bees eeeeesy!

1. I bees BEEYOOTEEFUL!!
2. My boyfurrends name is Mikey an an an he bees my Troo Lub
3. I gots ebry toy dat *Wal-Mart* sell
4. My fabrit toy bees my bloo mousie an an an I canno find it now! (I hides it!)
5. I LUBS MY MA!!

An an an den I tags 5 ob my kitty Furrends:

1. Bessie
2, Mewliette
3. Mocha Latte
4. Romeow
5. Miss Jazzie

Happee Memorial Day Efurrybuddy!!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee Memorial Day!

Hello Catster Furrends!

Pleeze tak sum time tewday tew remememememember an an an honor all da men an women hoo fot fur our country an an an hoo bees servbin us tewday. We owes dem mene tanks fur keepin our country FREE! Dat bees da biggest gift a purson kan gib - tew gib dar life tew keep us FREE!

Ma an I supports our troops an an an purrays fur dem ebry day. We say TANKEE furry mush tew all our troops = past an an an present!

An an an iffin yew dunno stand behind our troops............purrrhaps yew shud stand in front ob dem............?

Happee Memorial Day!!

Lubs,
Margo

I bin tagged agin, by Bob!

Tankee Bob! I LUBS tew play games! Heer goes:

I've been tagged to play the fabulous five game! I get to tell all of Catster five great things about myself and get to run tag five pals! Sounds like great fun!

1. Mikey is my Troo Lub! He is sew kyoot!
2. My fabrit foods bees pumkin, cantaloupe, booberries, cheeeze, an an an shicken
3. I hab ebry toy dat *Wal-Marg* sell!
4.I lubs my Ma furry mush!
5. I lubs tew be brushed!!

Now I get to tag! Yippee!!!
1. Catmander Teal'C
2. Oliver
3. Chessie
4. Jace
5. Redfurd


Lubs,
Margo

I bees a sexy kitty....................... *blush*

Wowie kitties!! Looky wut my noo furrend Fluffy's Mommy mad fur me!! One ob dose klassy kitty pikshurs in a kyoot summer dress! Wowie! (*blush*)

Tankee Fluffy an an an Mommy!

Lubs,
margo

Friday Tankees an an an udder stuffs

um, Ma - it bees Saturday - yew bees late agin!

It bees stormin heer an an an we losted power fur 2 1/2 hours dis mornin. Sew Ma an I wuz in da dark (dat bees nuttin noo fur Ma MOL!). Dat dum bird got askairt ob da storm an Ma had tew put him in da batroom an klose da door. Dint rain no rocks, jus lots ob rain rain rain rain an an an BOOM BOOM BOOM! Glad dat bees ober wit fur now. Mor later.

Eneway, dis has bin a sad week fur Ma & I. Not only did Simba cross ober da bridge, but Ma's furrend Evie's dog Chancie crossed ober, tew. He wuz onlee 8 yeers old an he had *cancer*. I dunno wut dat bees, but I dunno like it!

Iffin ene ob yew likes tew receeb an send *postcards* dar bees a groop dat sends dem frum one kitty tew anudder - all ober da werld! Da groop be kalled

*Catsters Around The World* Come an join da fun!

Annuder eneway. Time tew tank my furrends fur der *generosity, love, and support*

Tankee tew Callie, Be-little, Calamity, mr. Sugarball, Conway, and Kyo fur da rosettes!

An Tankee tew Siam an Jasper fur da speshil gifties!

An an an Tankee tew A Nony Moose fur da lubly star!

I bees sew blessed wid gud furrends! Hab a furry happee an an an safe Memorial Day weekend.

An an an Ma & I sez TANKEE FURREE MUSH tew all dose hoo hab serbed an an an are serbing our wonderful country! We lubs our troops!!!

Lubs,
margo