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A little Yin, a little Yang

I am just a big girl, I am NOT pregnant!!

Good grief!! Not all fat girls are pregnant!! Can't a girl just be big without people thinking we are, um, er, well just easy!? I mean, I am a large cat. Mommy says I am not even fat in fact!! I was brought to the rescue by an older woman who said I was so pregnant I was going to "pop out kittens" any day now!! Well, IF I am pregnant, it is such a new development that even *I* don't know it yet!!

Anyway, I haven't been tested for Leukemia and FIV yet, so I am confined to a big huge cage in Mommy's sewing room. I am confined in such a big cage because they put me here thinking I was pregnant!! Hmmm, maybe that lady wasn't so bad in saying I was pregnant!! I DID get deluxe accomodations because of it!! MOL!!!!

I go in tomorrow to be spayed....in fact, Mommy somewhat suspects I have already been spayed, but she doesn't speak MEOW and doesn't understand me when she asks me!! In fact, I think she is a bit loony for asking me, you know with the whole language barrier thing happening! Oh well, she is human and you know we cats know we must love you!! You are where the good food comes from!! MOL!!

Hey, Mommy is playing a song on her computer for me right now!! It is Fat Bottom Girls!! I love it!!