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I was lost but now I'm found

I got stuck in a bag last night

My daddy left a paper bag by the front door last night. It was one of those paper shopping bags with the loop handles... the kind you get at the mall. He was going to put his "stuff" in it when he went to work this morning.

Anyway, the bag looked interesting to me, so I poked my head into it, and got stuck!

I dashed up the stairs, but I couldn't shake off the bag. Then, I ran under mommy's bed. The bag was still stuck. It made such a racket it woke mommy and daddy up. I think mommy was really scared by the noise too. She said she thought the house was falling down or something. Finally, I dashed out from under the bed into the bathroom, with the bag still on my head. Oh, I was so scared!

Daddy went into the bathroom and freed me from the bag. At this point, nothing is hurt but my pride. But please, tell your humans not to leave those things lying around where we cats can find them. We are CURIOUS critters!

Purrs,
Emmy

Embarassing confession

All right, it's true. I have a trash can habit.

You all know I'm a girly girl, right? I love to show off my beautiful calico fur and pouffy tail. But there's one other thing I like to do... I like to knock over trash cans.

My mommy tried to tempt me with a trash can full of cat toys and Q-tips, but I saw through that maneuver right away. There's nothing like a trash can full of wadded-up tissues to paw through. My mommy doesn't like it, but there's nothing she can do to stop me!

I'm sorry, but that's just the way I see it.

Purrs,
Emmy

A special day

OMC, when I woke up this morning, I learned that I was named Catster's Cat of the Day. Then, this evening, my sweet Julius asked me to marry him! I can't imagine any day being this special... that is, until our wedding day! We haven't set a date yet. I am purring with happiness!

Love to all, and to all a good night!
Little Emma