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Constipation is no fun

December 29th 2007 7:51 am
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Mom and Dad noticed I've been leaving little pieces of poop around the house the last several days. At first they just thought maybe Arthur and I were batting around pieces of poop that we scooped out of the litterbox, but Mom finally realized that I was constipated. I tried really really hard to be a good boy and use the litterbox, but nothing would come out and it really hurt! so i would lick and lick my butt and eventually I would pull out some stuff. I just left it there because I didn't know what else to do with it. I tried to bury it, but the carpet wouldn't cover it.

Anyway, mom called the vet and he told her to give me some yucky mineral oil and then some milk of magnesia. At first I was excited about the milk, but then I realized it really wasn't the sort of milk I wanted. I don't know what kind of animal a magnesia is, but I don't know how they can live on that milk! But the good news is--it worked!

 
 

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