Age: 17 Years Sex: Female Weight: 5 lbs.
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The Queen, Milla Darling, Sweetheart
Lording over everyone else.
When her orders are not obeyed. When the oafish Mr. Hugs bothers her quiet little sister, Tatiana. Not easily riled, but she will send that interloper packing. Milla's peace and quiet must not be disturbed. Especially by a cat as uncouth as Mr. Hugs.
Play with toys? Milla does not play with toys. Toys are for peasants!
Favorite Nap Spot:
The black carpet of course. Followed by a dresser drawer filled with black clothes.
if it's not ekunuba weight loss food she's not eating it.
fixing the black carpet after it's been vacuumed.
The humans Milla previously owned started an adventure with Scientology and moved to a small room in california.
Milla is a model. The human she currently owns is a fashion photographer. Milla loves to walk onto the set and outshine the human models. When she's made her point, she leaves and everyone is in awe of her poise and beauty. Milla has a grudging tolerance for people. She will come and sit in whatever room you happen to be in, pearched somewhere where she a) is the most aesthetically pleasing, and b) can keep an eye on you. If you're very special, she may even become your friend and sleep on your stomache. This honor is not bestowed lightly. It's difficult being so much better than everyone else. Recently we acquired a black carpet. Milla realized this meant a huge amount of work for her, covering it with white fur. which she does patiently, on a daily basis. The brain damaged humans keep vacuuming the carpet, meaning that Milla must fix it yet again. Milla is very fastidious. If food is spilled from her bowl, she will clean it up, she does not like a messy enviornment! She is not a risk taker, does not like to climb up on things. She does like to be cuddled, i mean, adored, as long as it is in an elegant and proper fashion. No belly rubbing, how low class.
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|August 13th 2004
||More than 9 years!
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January 6th 2005 6:16 am
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sleeping on the bed. that oaf mr. hugs came in and climbed up. i opened an eye and he knew what was coming and jumped back down. someone's making noise downstairs. this does not please me. i just saw one of those worthless big things walk past. don't they know i need brushing? why isn't the sock drawer open? i'd fire them all if i wasn't so busy. where's tatiana? someone needs to lick my head.
god, i'm beautiful.
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